Things matrix characters would never say!(spoilers)

**Shouki**

XD I loved Hacker Network.com a funny spoof on the Matrix XP

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

You're no fun. You took all the good stuff. LOL ROFLOL

<Jones (YEAH I THINK JONES WAS IN THE 2ND MOVIE YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? HUH?!?)> You.

<Smith> Yes, me. *copy-mode* Me, me, me.

<Jones> Augh! I need an adult! I need an adult! *is copied over*

<Jones/Smith> Me too....pervert.

<Smith> Just shut up and strip.

<Jones> What? You can't *fo shizzle* yourself!

<Smith> Why not?

<Jones> Interesting.....

<Jones> IT IS INEVITABLE!!!!!

Exzoon

*A day in the office AGENT EDITION*
Bluepill CIA agent:Hey bob have we found moe err Morpheus yet?
Bluepiil CIA agent2:No but he keeps disapering in telephone booths.
Bluepill CIA agent3:Thats ****ed up and it seems bell is helping him **bleep** those over charging bell **bleep**'s.
*They morph into Agent Jackson, Agent Thompson and Agent Johnson*
Agent Jackson:It seems bell are providing them with hard lines... haaaard liiines
...... *all agents start laughing really hard*
Agent Thompson:hahahahahahahahaha... hmmmmmmmmm it seems I've craped myself.
*they crack up*
Agent Johnson:hahahahahahhahahaha but back to the main task fellows.
Agent Thompson:yesssss.
*they morph into bluepills inside of a bell building managers office*
Agent Jackson:There he is.
Manager:*CENSORED*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agent Johnson:Oh hello we demand your phones human and then we'll shot you with agenzine... The purple pill and will put you asleep and we will erase your memory.
*agents put hands on ear piece*
Agent Johnson:No agent viagra you will not get time with the manager you remember the last time that happend with a female.
Agent Viagra: Oh yes the flawed sissy one. *Looks at Agent Pace*

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

<Smith> Tell, me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if your phone is the Bannanna Phone?

<Neo picks up the phone, a familar tune ringing from it> **bleep** you!

<Smith> Yes, me...me, me, me.

<Neo> Huh?

<Smith> Me too.

<Keanu Reeves> Uhhh, dude? Do you have the right script?

<Hugo Weaving> No, Gandalf, you musn't!

Exzoon

I've find a very funny parodie of the matrix.
You sould check it out. Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1633842/1/

**exsuscito**

*Tumbleweed*

<Any character> "So........whatever happened to Jazzy Jeff?"

<Any character> "Didn't he rob a Wal-Mart?"

<Any character> "No he WORKED at one right before he graduated from beauty school after Will Smith did Independence Day"

<Any character> "Oh that's right"

*Tumbleweed*

I'm bored and can't be bothered to think right now. Ignore this post at all costs.

Morten14

Morpheus: Yes. Focus Trinity. There's an exit at Wells and Lake. You can make it.
Trinity: Are there any agents?
Morpheus: Maybe. I'm not tellin'!

_______

Trinity: I don't know. But I do know why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer.
Neo: (under breath) please don't say porn, please don't say porn.
_______

Morpheus: Outside there is a scaffolding.
Neo: How do you know all this?
Morpheus: Look on the scaffolding.
(Morpheus waves to Neo from scaffolding)

Neo: This is creepy.

________

Morpheus: The matrix is everywhere. It is here in this very room. You can see it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes.
Neo: What is it with people in this movie and taxes?
Morpheus: What movie?
Neo: The movie we're making.
(Morpheus looks at the screen)
(Morpheus looks around as if looking at all the people in a theater)
(Morpheus waves)

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

<Neo> lol, i am neo

<N3o> no ur not nub im neo

<Ne0> ur both wrong im neo lol

<N30> Both of you are incorrect. I am the true Neo.

<Neo> omg rp nub

<N3o> wat a fggt lol

<Ne0> lol im neo

<N30> ((omg spam, ccr))

<73h0n3> lol im neo

<Neo> wt* lol?

<73h0n3> lol free trial ftw

Cystil-MxO

Neo walks into Debir Court after being re-awakened and rebuilt. He meets Micheal, the Kid.

"I have heard of all the things you have done for me. I want to thank you." Neo says.

Neo pulls out a sword behind his back, apparently getting ready to knight The Kid.

"On your knees, Micheal." Neo says.

Micheal gets on his knees, and opens his mouth.

"You frikkin nub. Way to ruin my amazing RP return."

Neo uses UltimateCodeBurnDeath/Jackout/Killcode/x1000,000,000 on The_Kid