How do you know that you played too much Counter-Strike?

**GoDGiVeR**

1. You leave your flat only through the ventilation system.
2. You never enter a room until you threw a flashbang through the door.
3. Students drag around the teachers while mumbling something about "rescue points" and "money", until they teachers run against the walls.
4. After you wake up, you desperately try to buy a gun.
5. You die about 20 times a day.
6. Everytime you leave your house you cry "GO GO GO"
7. If you see your chef, you cry "Enemy spotted"
8. If you wanna run around fast, you pick up your knive.
9. If you wait on, under or on the bus-stop.
10. If you change your ink cartridge in your pen after every sentence.
11. You complain that you can't see your crosshair.
12. You jump down 16 feet because it takes too long to run und say to yourself that you'll easily get through the day with your remaining 40 HP.
13. You try to find the "Buy weapons" menu button on your shopping trolly in the supermarket.
14. Your mum says to get some fresh air in your room, you shoot the window and the wonder why glass pieces remain on the floor.
15. If you wonder that the pieces are still there the next morning.
16. You wear a storm-mask when swimming.
17. You spray your logos all over town.
18. You keep running against doors cause you think they open automatically.
19. You can't smoke relaxed, cause you only got 5 minutes left.
20. You fall from the skyscraper cause you thought you were spectator.
21. You keep hitting people to check if friendly fire is on.
22. You see a bum on the street and stare at him, waiting for the HP bar to appear.
23. You feel uneasy the whole cause you forgot to buy "Armor+Helmet" in the morning.
24. When playing soccer you feel weird that you can only shoot the ball and get angry about the crappy map.

There are even ingenious stories about ppl who think they live CS in RL. Unfortunately, it's in german, like these few points here. I hope I translated them alright, though SMILEY