Split Infinity Radio Presents: The BBQ Challenge

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The Concept

Split Infinity Radio are looking to produce a series of radio-based 'skits' - featuring some of the most common and blatant stereotypes of the gaming world.

The Challenge

Where better to go for input into this project than the most proven creative people of this community - the roleplayers! We are challenging YOU to come up with a short, humorous and witty script to kick-start this series of skits.

The Rewards

Not only will you have the honour of your script being turned into a fully fleshed voice-acted skit, but there is also $i30million up for grabs to whoever is judged by the SI team as providing the most creative and unique scripts.

The Rules

The skits should be no more than 3-5 minutes in length, so bear that in mind when writing your script.

The characters should be recognisable stereotypes from the gaming world, for example, the all-too common "Uber-L337 pWNzR"-type player. It will be down to you to provide names and a description of each of your characters - and we would ask that you limit the 'cast' to 5 main characters.

No over-the-top profanity. While we are fairly liberal and don't mind the use of "bad" language - theres a point when it becomes unfunny. Also, there should be absolutely nothing majorly offensive, as in racist comments.

All submissions should be posted in this thread - this contest is open to all MxO servers, and there is no limit to the number of submissions made.

If anyone has any questions or needs clarification on any points made here, then please ask in this thread.

Have fun!

CLOSING DATE FOR ENTRIES: FRIDAY 16TH DECEMBER

**Braids-Omega**

Things that make you go ...... *CENSORED*?!

Starring-

(males)

Meister

PwnShop

PvPGod

(females)

Athena

Data

PwnShop: Dude! Where the hell is he?!

Meister: SHUT UP! He will be here.

PwnShop: NO YOU SHUT UP!

Meister: NO YOU SHUT UP!

(slapping noises can be heard while both continue to tell each other to shut up for about 10 seconds)

(footsteps approach)

PvPGod: What are you two idiots doing?

(Meister and PwnShop at the same time): nothing.

PvPGod: Well now that you two are done acting like children time to buisness. You both have been breifed on the plan right?

*short 5 second pause*

(Meister and PwnShop together): uhhhhhhh

PwnShop: ......... yeah

Meister: ......... of course

PvPGod: Why am i not convinced? Anyway, we will be striking from the north west hardline. Understood?

Meister: Got it.

PwnShop: Roger that.

::: PvPGod thinks to himself- How in the hell did i wind up with these two? :::

*at the hardline*

PvPGod: Ok, weapon check.

PvPGod: Ok this looks good. We might actually pull this off.

PvPGod: Im going in cover me!

(running footsteps)

(a door opens)

Athena: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! IVE BEEN WORRIED SICK!

PvPGod: HOLY **bleep***! RETREEEEEEEAAAAT!

(a hard slap is heard)

PvPGod: OW! What was that for?

Athena: THAT! Was for leaving me in the rain with NO umbrella yesterday.

(someone is heard running in)

PwnShop: WHATS GOING ON?!

(another hard slap is heard)

PwnShop: DAMNIT! THAT HURT!

Data: One would hope so! Making me wait like this.

PvPGod: DATA TOO?! How did you know we would even be here?!

(long drawn out silence)

(PvPGod and PwnShop yell at same time): MEISTER!!!!

(running is heard)

Meister: IM SORRY GUYS! THEY SAID THEY WOULD DO WORSE TO ME!!!

PvPGod: Honey let me explain. You see there was this PvP at mara central an--

(slap)

Athena: Thats all it is with you anymore! PvP! PvP! PvP! Well what about me?! I thought i was your ONLY love in this world or any other. (athena sniffles)

(PvPGod kisses Athena)

PvPGod: Better now?

Athena: A little.

Athena: Oh! I forgot PwnShop was here as well PwnShop would you like to say something to Data?

(muffled screams can be heard)

Data: I dont think he'll be talking for awhile ......

Athena: You didnt have to go that far.

Data: Yeah i know. But he tried to run.

Meister: is it safe?

PvPGod: NOT FOR YOU IT ISNT!

Agent: YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED IN THIS AREA!

(shooting is heard)

Agent: Newbs. I so pwned your asses. HAHAHAHAHA!

(hacking is heard)

Agent: ahhhhhhh crap ...........

(((now i know you said only 5 so you can use meister as the agent)))

Message Edited by Braids-Omega on 12-03-2005 03:40 AM

Message Edited by Braids-Omega on 12-03-2005 03:42 AM
Message edited by Braids-Omega on 12/03/2005 03:42:22.

**Aiyalla**

That was awesome, Braids! ^_^ Thanks! For everyone else out there, GET YOUR SCRIPTS OUT!!!!!!
/bump attack!!!

**Braids-Omega**

That story was inspired by my taking on bofa and his possy lol. I wanted to make a continuation of the story but i forgot about the contest T_T.