"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."
"The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."
"When the winds of change blow hard enough, even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles."
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
"When people are free to do as they please they usually immitate eachother."
"When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork reasults in collective laziness."
"For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."
"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."
"Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them."
"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else."
"No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood."
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style"
"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
"Hard work often pays of after time, but laziness pays off right now."
"Quiters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots."