If the Matrix Characters were real players...

ScarletAbyss

Morpheus: *CENSORED* Hax, He killed me in one shot with his Bodyshot skill.

Assassin: *CENSORED* noob, learn2play

Okay, you get the idea, replay scenes from either the movies or the game storylines as they would be if they were MxO players

Message Edited by ScarletAbyss on 04-12-2006 03:01 AM
Message edited by ScarletAbyss on 04/12/2006 02:01:28.

Mobu

The_Architect says: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorabably, here.

The_Architect says: inexorably*

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

Heh heh. I get it.....well, not really.

Kid: I believe, Neo.

Gankomatic: *CENSORED* n00b n30 is ded

**Sarathai**

smith: Mr Anderson, welcome back, We missed you.

Neo: soz , my **bleep** comp broke and game crashed /cry

**Grace of Darkness**

Oracle : The choice is simply up to you... cookie?

GoD : Um, no thanks.

Oracle : Cookie?

GoD : I said no.

Oracle : Cookie?

GoD : I said no dammit

Oracle : Cookie?

GoD : I don't want a stinking cookie!

Oracale : I have forseen this, you must take a cookie.

GoD : Shove off, I aint eating a cookie.

Oracle : Cookie?

GoD : How many times do I have to tell you lady I don't want a freaking cookie!

Oracle : Don't make me bring the heat.

GoD : What heat, are you giving empty threats now?

Oracle : Seraph...

GoD : I'll take that cookie now.

Message Edited by Grace of Darkness on 04-12-2006 05:02 AM

Message Edited by Grace of Darkness on 04-12-2006 05:02 AM
Message edited by Grace of Darkness on 04/12/2006 04:02:21.

iRomav

Ecadus wrote:
The_Architect says:
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent
to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an
anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to
eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision.
While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected,
and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you,
inexorabably, here.

The_Architect says: inexorably*

Haha, I like this one.

**Archangel**

Okay, picture this...

You're looking at Trinity's in-game screen. She just got killed, like in that scene from Reloaded. The following message is displayed:

"Neo is attempting to use Revitalize RSI on you. Do you accept?"

**LoTekGhost**

Movie: The Matrix (1st film)

Scene: Final scene w/ Neo V Smith in the hallway

Smith turn around and looks at Neo

<Area>Smith:"*CENSORED*?!!?!!! Who rezzed?!"

<Area>Neo:"I'm N30 b1tch!!!11eleventyone!1!"

Neo sprints toward Smith

Neo proceeds to lay the beatdown on him

<Area>Smith:"omgwtfbbqh4x!"

<Area>Smith:"FFS! Hotbar won't work!!!!!!"

<Area>Neo:"nub"

Neo proceeds to dive in to Smith for the coupe de grace on Smith

The other agents look at each other

<Area>OtherAgents:"zomg! 'sploitz!!!!!!! /ccr"

.....

<Area>RandomNoob1:"any1 wanna mish, zion?!??!!"

:robotvery-happy:

**Dragonram**

Neo is flying around the megacity when suddenly he falls to the ground:

SENIOR_CSR_BREWKO: I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you for 3-5 days for exploiting the game.
Neo: *CENSORED*?
SENIOR_CSR_BREWKO: Just doin' my job kiddo.

<YOUR CONNECTION TO THE MATRIX HAS BEEN CUT-OFF BY A CSR. J00 LOSE!!1!>
SHUTTING DOWN

- Ð

Militis

Thsi is one of the funniest threads i've read in ages LMAO:smileyvery-happy:

**Farplane**

First movie

Neo has just killed the agents holding Morpheus. Morpheus remains handcuffed to a chair

Neo: Morpheus, get up. Get up , get up

Morpheus breaks the handcuffs and sprints toward the edge of the building. He is then shot by Agent Smith.

Neo: He is not going to make it

Neo attempts to jump and catch Morpheus

System: Your connection would have been lost if you jumped

**Kemy**

Farplane wrote:

Neo attempts to jump and catch Morpheus

System: Your connection would have been lost if you jumped

This post delivered. :smileyvery-happy:

One of the best threads ever, this is cracking me up! :smileyvery-happy:

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

Neo catches Trinity before she hits the road and carries her to a rooftop.

<Trinity> Neo....I'm sorry.....

*pause*

<Trinity's Screen> Neo is casting Revitalize RSI on you, do you accept?

**Vesuveus**

I have been turning this idea over in my head for some time now. Path of Neo really sparked it. The idea is simple: What would the missions be like if playing MxO as the Main Characters in the movies?

Well, I broke them down (for Part 1 so far). It is pretty funny and could be some great fun if we all get involved in the next step.

What I did was disect the movie into Critical Missions for each Main Character using MxO's bland, and I do mean BLAND, style of missioning.

Mission Objectives are as follows.

Matrix Missions according to the movies
Keep in mind that instead of Tyndall, Tank or Link will be your operator

Cypher

Mission 1: Trace Trinity
Phase 1
Talk to Trinity
Trace the call
Upload the Trace data at a Hardline

Mission 2: Dinner with an Agent
Phase 1
Hack into the Matrix
Disable multi monitors
Talk to Neo
Give Neo a drink
Phase 2
Find the Restaurant
Talk to Agent Smith
Get the Steak
Get the Wine
Leave the Area

Mission 3: Sabotage
Phase 1
Call Agent Smith
Put the Cell Phone in the Trash Can

Mission 4: Extermination
Phase 1
Call Tank
Get to the Hardline
Exit the Matrix
Phase 2
Kill Tank
Kill Dozer
Phase 3
Talk to Trinity
Kill Apoc
Kill Switch
Kill Neo
MISSION FAILURE You will receive 0 XP and 0 $i

Morpheus
   Mission 1: Send the Cell
      Phase 1
         Find the Zion Base
         Get the cell phone from Niobe
         Leave the Area
      Phase 2
         Find the drop Box
         Put the cell phone in the drop box

   Mission 2: Telephone Rescue
      Phase 1
         Call Neo at work
         Lead Neo to the Office Down the Hall
         Lead Neo out of the building
         Do Not let Neo die
         Hang up on Neo when he needs you most
   Mission 3: Redpill Extraction
      Phase 1
         Talk to Neo
         Give Neo the Red Pill
                Phase 2
                   Lead Neo to Trinity
                   Call Tank
                Phase 3
                  Unplug Neo
                  Find Neo in the Water
                   Lead Tank and Dozer to Neo
                  Give Neo the Blanket
                  Leave the area (before the Sentinel’s find the Neb)

Mission 4: Acquaint Neo to the Matrix
   Phase 1
      Talk to Neo
      Lead Neo to the Main Deck of the Neb
      Jack Neo into The Construct
   Phase 2
      Equip purple suit
               Talk to Neo in The Construct
      Lead Neo to the Old TV
      Give Neo the Battery
   Phase 3
      Have Mouse clean up Neo’s vomit
   Phase 4
      Meet Neo in his room
      Talk to Neo (a man born inside, prophecy)

Mission 5: Train Neo
   Phase 1
      Lead Neo to Tank
      Upload the data to Neo’s brain
   Phase 2
      Fight Neo in the Dojo
   Phase 3
      Hyper Jump to the other building

Mission 6: Agents and Sentinels
   Phase 1
      Lead Neo through the “Matrix”
      Talk to Neo (about Agents)
   Phase 2
      Lead Neo to the **bleep** Pit
      Talk to Dozer
      Talk to Neo and Trinity
      Charge the EMP

Mission 7: Interview for the Prophecy
   Phase 1
      Go to the Kitchen
      Talk to Dozer
   Phase 2
      Answer the Phone
      Lead the team to the Car
      Do Not let the Team Die
   Phase 3
      Lead Neo to the Oracle Apartment
      Do Not let Neo Die

Mission 8: Back to the Neb
   Phase 1
      Leave the Oracle’s Apartment
      Send Apoc and Switch to cover you
   Phase 2
      Call Tank
      Get the Blueprint from Tank
      Find the Wet Wall
   Phase 3
      Break the Wall
      Lead the Team into the Wall
      Do Not Let Neo Die
   Phase 4
      Fight Agent Smith

Neo

Mission 1: Meet the Oracle
   Phase 1
      Jack into the Matrix for the First Time
      Follow Trinity
      Talk to Trinity in the Car
   Phase 2
      Follow Morpheus
      Talk to the Orphan
   Phase 3
      Talk to the Oracle
      Take a Cookie from the Oracle
      Leave the Area

Mission 2: Back to the Neb
   Phase 1
      Talk to Apoc
               Get the gun from Apoc
        Phase 2
               Follow Trinity
         Phase 3
         Answer the Phone

Mission 3: Rescue Morpheus
   Phase 1
      Talk to Trinity
      Talk to Tank
   Phase 2
      Find The Contruct
      Load Inventory with Maximum Firepower
   Phase 3
      Find the Government Building
      Kill the Attackers
      Do Not Let Trinity Die
   Phase 4
      Detonate the Bomb
        Phase 5
      Find the Roof
      Kill the Attackers
      Kill the Agent
      Do Not Let Trinity Die
        Phase 6
           Find the Helicopter
             Kill the Agents
           Lead Morpheus out of the Area
          Do Not Let Morpheus Die
        Phase 7
          Save Trinity from the Helicopter Crash
        Phase 8
              Lead Morpheus and Trinity to the Hardline
               Do Not Let Trinity and Morpheus Die

Mission 4: Become The One
   Phase 1
      Kill Agent Smith
   Phase 2
      Run from the Agents
      Get the Cell Phone from the Pedestrian
      Call Link
      Find the Hardline on your Map
      Do Not Let Yourself Die
   Phase 3
      Get the Life Force from Trinity
      Kill Agent Smith, Again
      Answer the Phone
      Leave the Area
   MISSION COMPLETE! You receive 9,999,999,999,999 XP

Trinity
   Mission 1: Watch Neo
                 Phase 1
                        Talk to Cypher
      Phase 2
         Kill the attackers
         Get to a Hardline
         Do not get killed

   Mission 2: The Potential
      Phase 1
         Kill Flip
         Get the disk from Flip
         Put the disk into the Mainframe
                         Search the Mainframe (preparing to Hack into Neo’s Computer)
                         Get the disk from the Mainframe
                         Upload data at a Hardline (Communication with Tank)
                Phase 2
                         Find Neo’s Apartment
                         Hack Neo’s Computer
                         Leave the area
      Phase 3
         Talk to Neo via Hacking his Computer

   Mission 3: Meet Neo at Polyvynal
      Phase 1
         Talk to Neo
         Leave the Area

   Mission 4: Redpill Extraction
      Phase 1
         Pick up Neo
         Hack the bug in Neo’s Stomach
         Lead Neo to Morpheus
         Do Not let Neo die
   Mission 5: Feed Neo
      Phase 1
         Meet Switch in the Kitchen
         Get the Food from Switch
      Phase 2
         Give the Food to Neo
         Leave the Area
      Phase 3
         Talk to Cypher
   Mission 6: Back to the Neb
      Phase 1
         Lead the Team out of the Wet Wall
         Kill the Attackers
                Phase 2
         Call Tank
                        Lead the Team to the Harline
         Talk to Cypher
         Talk to Tank
         Get Neo out

   Mission 7: Rescue Morpheus
      Phase 1
         Talk to Neo
      Phase 2
              Find The Contruct
         Load Inventory with Maximum Firepower
      Phase 3
         Find the Government Building
         Kill the Attackers
         Do Not Let Neo Die
      Phase 4
         Detonate the Bomb
      Phase 5
         Find the Roof
         Kill the Attackers
         Kill the Agent
         Do Not Let Neo Die
      Phase 6
         Call Tank
         Get the data from Tank
         Fly the Helicopter

Its funny how the film relates to gameplay. How deep the film can take you and how superficial the game can be. I think someone mentioned cutscenes when you talk to someone on a mission. Instead of just a double click on an NPC, when you click on them, a cutscene comes up. Not a bad idea, but can you imagine how long it would take to grind with all these cutscenes?!
They have them in GTA. It adds to the game, but how many times can they say "Here's the data. Your operator might want to take a look at it."

But I think an appropriate place for cutscenes would be Mission contacts. I did missions from contacts in beta and figured if I'm not earning Rep, I'm not gonna bother after Launch. But I think it would be interesting to have a character with a 0 rep; stricly mercenary, independent. Lvl'ed soley on independent mission contacts. The downside, the XP sucks so I would still be grinding to 50. it took long enogh on Tiny/Hard Assassination missions which are supposed to give the highest XP for your time.

Anyhow, I hope you enjoy the Objectives list. I thought this was the perfect place to share this with the community.

Anyways, Enjoy!
More to come (Rel and Rev)

r3v0lv3r

End of burly brawl scene:

*neo flys off*
neo: *bleep*gankers!!
smith1: lmao
smith2:noob
smith14:zion scum!!
smith12:can I have some info?