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The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion Happy Cinco De Mayo Happy Cinco De Mayo Triface 0 05/06/2008 14:14
  I know its a day late but its never not a bad think to celebrate!
Community Residual Self-Image Help with Signature. Help with Signature. Triface 0 05/04/2008 17:02
  I am requesting help from any helpful operative to improve my signature picture. Here are my sources below:




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Vector - Hostile Events - Vector Mach - Terrorist Attack Mach - Terrorist Attack Triface 0 04/25/2008 21:46
  Organization: Machine

Main Communication: Agent Triface




// Begin Transmission....

Hello Operatives,

    There has been a interruption with our daily routines Operatives, it appears our System Mainframe has been attacked in multiple areas by an unknown source. We do not know what or who the terrorist is, but as any program or human always leaves a trace of evidence. I have sent CSI operatives out to pick up anything of interest, you will need to go to them and retrieve and clues they may have discovered in the areas of the attacks. I will be giving the directions to the two of them. I cannot say their names here for security purposes.
    Once you have gotten the clues from the operatives, you will be required to bring it to me, so i can process and and transmit it to Agent Gray. Agent Gray will then contact the Architect to fix it from the source. The evidence might be helpful on how to stop the terrorist or how to disable him. I have coder operatives working on a new firewall for the System Mainframe, to help stop any attacks on it. After Agent Gray has contacted the Architect, he will then transmit the evidence to him and the Architect will examine it, if it prove useful we will use the useful data and use to try to stop the terrorist. But if it proves not to be useful it will be immediatley deleted and we will have to try a different approach.
    The first successful Operative to give me the evidence will get an award of 10 Million Info, and for those who attend the event will get 500,000 Information as a thank you. We wish the best of luck operatives on this mission. It is a great honor to be working with other Operatives, it almost make me feel like.... human.

// End Transmission.

Awards:

Winner: 15 Million Info

Attenders: 500,000 Info

Where: Midian E
When: May 5, 2008 4:00 PM Pacific





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Community Player Events Mach - Terrorist Attack - Vector-Hostile Mach - Terrorist Attack - Vector-Hostile Triface 0 04/25/2008 21:45
  Organization: Machine

Main Communication: Agent Triface




// Begin Transmission....

Hello Operatives,

    There has been a interruption with our daily routines Operatives, it appears our System Mainframe has been attacked in multiple areas by an unknown source. We do not know what or who the terrorist is, but as any program or human always leaves a trace of evidence. I have sent CSI operatives out to pick up anything of interest, you will need to go to them and retrieve and clues they may have discovered in the areas of the attacks. I will be giving the directions to the two of them. I cannot say their names here for security purposes.
    Once you have gotten the clues from the operatives, you will be required to bring it to me, so i can process and and transmit it to Agent Gray. Agent Gray will then contact the Architect to fix it from the source. The evidence might be helpful on how to stop the terrorist or how to disable him. I have coder operatives working on a new firewall for the System Mainframe, to help stop any attacks on it. After Agent Gray has contacted the Architect, he will then transmit the evidence to him and the Architect will examine it, if it prove useful we will use the useful data and use to try to stop the terrorist. But if it proves not to be useful it will be immediatley deleted and we will have to try a different approach.
    The first successful Operative to give me the evidence will get an award of 10 Million Info, and for those who attend the event will get 500,000 Information as a thank you. We wish the best of luck operatives on this mission. It is a great honor to be working with other Operatives, it almost make me feel like.... human.

// End Transmission.

Awards:

Winner: 15 Million Info

Attenders: 500,000 Info

Where: Midian E
When: May 5, 2008 4:00 PM Pacific




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Community Player Events Meet Agent Triface Meet Agent Triface Triface 0 04/13/2008 16:49
 




## Begin Transmission....

I am Agent Triface, I am a Machine sentinel sent into the Matrix system. My primary objective is to help and lead the Machine race. I help those in need of assistance. I am what some humans fear and hate.

## End Transmission....

He is the Officer of Events for Machines on Vector-Hostile.

Community Player Events [ZION] Retrieve The Program [Sunday: 04/13/08] 6:00PM Pacific Time [ZION] Retrieve The Program [Sunday: 04/13/08] 6:00PM Pacific Time Triface 0 04/10/2008 17:59
 


Hello Operatives,

I am Zion Commander Alexendaria. Meet me at Mara NW, your goal in this mission is to retrieve a corrupt program, the programs name is "Detro" he has valuable information we Zionites need. It is vital to get the program to the data extraction base. But before we are able to do that you need to insert a code called, "Follow Code" its source is: import event.move.follow target; activate() You must whisper the code to the program and the program will follow the first Operative who gives the code to him. He only can maintain one code. Once he is set to follow he will reply, "Activate Follow Code". The program is located at Tabor W, once you have the program with you, you need to take him to the appropriate area, he will need to goto Mara NW Hardline. Make sure not to use the hardlines operatives, otherwise he will not follow you anymore. Take him to me, i will be at the Mara NW Hardline, i will give further instructions once he is retrieved to me.


Rewards:


10 Million for winner

Objectives:

  • Meet me at Mara NW
  • Receive Instructions
  • Gain Program
  • Bring Him to me at Mara NW
  • Further Instructions will be given once retrieved
Be there and have FUN!

Time to be there: 6:00PM Pacific Time, 8:00PM Central Time
Where: Mara NW
Why: To retrieve a corrupt program.

Vector-Hostile Server


Vector - Hostile Events - Vector [ZION] Retrieve The Program [Canceled] [ZION] Retrieve The Program [Canceled] Triface 0 04/10/2008 17:54
 


Hello Operatives,

I am Zion Commander Alexendaria. Meet me at Mara NW, your goal in this mission is to retrieve a corrupt program, the programs name is "Detro" he has valuable information we Zionites need. It is vital to get the program to the data extraction base. But before we are able to do that you need to insert a code called, "Follow Code" its source is: import event.move.follow target; activate() You must whisper the code to the program and the program will follow the first Operative who gives the code to him. He only can maintain one code. Once he is set to follow he will reply, "Activate Follow Code". The program is located at Tabor W, once you have the program with you, you need to take him to the appropriate area, he will need to goto Mara NW Hardline. Make sure not to use the hardlines operatives, otherwise he will not follow you anymore. Take him to me, i will be at the Mara NW Hardline, i will give further instructions once he is retrieved to me.




Canceled.



Community Player Events Meet Commander Alexendaria Meet Commander Alexendaria Triface 0 04/10/2008 16:50
 


I am a Zion commander, I am here to help all zion operatives with their needs and wants. Contact me anytime if you are in need of help. Acceptance and hard work is the way to a great life.

The Zion Commander for player events.
Community Player Events Meet Captain Tiwuah Meet Captain Tiwuah Triface 0 04/10/2008 15:35
 



## Begin Transmission....

I am Captain Tiwuah, I am a Mervoginian captain sent into the Matrix system. My primary objective is to help and lead the Mervoginian race. I help those in need of assistance. I am what some operatives fear and hate.

## End Transmission....

He is the Officer of Events for Mervoginian Operatives on Vector-Hostile.
Community Player Events What you expect. What you expect. Triface 0 04/09/2008 18:16
  I've decided to make some RP's and i am the kind of guy that isn't rich and i was wondering are there good RP type of events you guys wouldn't mind without a money prize, but maybe and just MAYBE a item prize.
Vector - Hostile Events - Vector Hacked Mainframe [Complete] Hacked Mainframe [Complete] Triface 0 04/06/2008 19:28
 





Hacked Mainframe

### Incoming Transmission ###

Unknown: ....... who did this?

Agent Tiwuah: It was from inside the buildings computer network.

Unknown: Well?.... Are we going to do anything?

Agent Tiwuah: *Thinks* Mr.Marquez... we need to call back-up to regain this access code to the Mainframe

Mr. Marquez: What!? Aren't you like a big tough guy or something? I mean c'mon???

Agent Tiwuah: Operative,.... I am just a... Messenger.

Mr. Marquez: Whatever Man. Lets just get the *CENSORED* access code so we can get the documents on the battle.

Agent Tiwuah: Affirmative...

### End Transmission ###

Briefing:

There has been a illegal violation within the systems mainframe. They have shutdown the mainframe and we are unable to continue with our daily operations until fixed. All operatives must attend. It is a vital objective please complete it. The battle is the mystery you must attend to find out.

Objective:

Agent Tiwuah's Location: Near Mara Central

You must retrieve a access code from Agent Tiwuah and give it to a man code named "Dimitriknows" and he will give you a special document to give to Agent Tiwuah. The first operative to Agent Tiwuah will confirm the retrieval of the document with
Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions Tips/Tricks/Tweaks/Guides v3.5 Pg. 1 [Updated: 04/06/08] Tips/Tricks/Tweaks/Guides v3.5 Pg. 1 [Updated: 04/06/08] Triface 0 04/06/2008 08:14
 



( This is a tutorial that i made and i hope it helps also i will be updating as i get more solutions for problems )


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Created: 2/25/08

Updated: 4/06/08

Update Notes Here: Update Notes v1.1

(* There is now a page 2 *)

Link: Page 2

Page Table Of Contents:

Page 1: Tips/Tricks

Page 2: Guides

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Table Of Contents:

1. Vista Section
1a. Minimize UAC Interruptions
1b. Combatibilty With Vista
1c. Disabling UAC

2. Modding/Tweaking
2a. UserOpts.cfg

3. Patching/Loading Problems
3a.
The Right Way to Re-Patch

4. How to Unblock/Getting MxO to work.
4a. But if you wanna keep it here is how to unblock MxO for MxO
4b. To open the ports using Windows Firewall do this
4c. Tutorial for a firewall called "Kaspersky" to help from MxO being blocked or slowed down
4d. How to unblock MxO on Norton Internet Security

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Work In Progress

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Key:

Red = IMPORTANT
Green = Title/Heading
Orange = The Guts/Text
White = Copy/Pasted
Cyan = Fixes Or Explanations
Pink = The how to fixes
Yellow = Vista Tweaks

 
(1) To fix the vista and some xp problems read below:
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 (1a) Minimize (UAC) Interruptions:

This technique doesn't disable the UAC option but reduces annoyance please read ahead and follow the step given.

1. Create a standard user account, with all default settings and required software installed.
2. From the Administrator account you need to open the Local Security Policy editor. Do this by typing secpol.msc in the Start search box and hit enter.
3. Click Security Options in the Local Policies section and then scroll down the list on the right to User Account: Behavior Of The Elevation Prompt For Standard Users.
4. By default, the setting is Prompt For Credentials. Double-Click the setting and select Automatically Deny Elevation Requests from the drop-down menu, then click OK and close the Security Policy editor.

Then you should be done.

  (1b) Fix Compatibility With Vista:

1. Goto My Computer
2. Goto C:/ Or whatever drive letter you are using.
3. Goto Program Files
4. Goto "Matrix Online" folder
5. Ok once there Right Click "matrix.exe" and select properties.
a. On the tab called "Compatibility" set it to be compatible with Windows XP.
6. Ok once there Right Click "launcher.exe" and select properties.
a. On the tab called "Compatibility" set it to be compatible with Windows XP.

Then the compatibility problems should be fixed
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 (1c) To help stop the harassment on using or opening programs on Vista read ahead:

( If you already have (UAC) disabled don't do this procedure )

1. Click the Start orb in the lower left corner.
2. Then on the right side of the window that popped up click "Control Panel"
3. Then look for the button called "User Accounts" and click it.
4. Then on the bottom there should be a link called "Turn User Account Control on or off."
5. Then there will be a check box with "User Account Control (UAC) to help your computer.", go ahead and uncheck it you don't really need it and it sometimes interferes with multiple programs.


 (2) Mods/Tweaks

 (2a) UserOpts.cfg file:

Ok i have been messing around with this useropts file, and it is pretty interesting you can get a program here: UserOpts.cfg go ahead and try it out and look into it.


 (3) Patching:

 (3a) The Right Way to Re-Patch

Full System Scan is a 2 stage process, did you follow the procedure listed here? : http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/....id=12400011161

 (4) How to Unblock/Getting MxO to work:

 (4a) But if you wanna keep it here is how to unblock MxO for MxO:


1. Goto Start
2. Click "Control Panel"
3. On the left panel click "Switch to classic view" if not already there.
4. Then on the bottom there will be a button called "Windows Firewall".
5. First of all make sure its on if you don't already have a firewall.
6. Then goto the "Exceptions" tab and then click Add Program.
7. Then on the list it gives you there should be a program called "The Matrix Online" click it, if not then click browse and browse for it in you Matrix Online folder.
8. Then click ok and its should be in the unblocked list.


 (4b) To open the ports using Windows Firewall do this:


1. Goto Start
2. Click "Control Panel"
3. On the left panel click "Switch to classic view" if not already there.
4. Then on the bottom there will be a button called "Windows Firewall".
5. First of all make sure its on if you don't already have a firewall.
6. Then goto the "Exceptions" tab and then click "Add Port"
7. Then for the name just name it MxO.
8. With TCP use these ports: 80, 5190, 11000, and 10000.
9. Using UDP use these ports: 10000 and 11000.
10. Then click ok for the last time and your done.

  (4c) Further below i am making a small tutorial for people using the firewall called "Kaspersky" to help from MxO being blocked or slowed down:


1. Click Start and then click All Programs.
2. Then hold your mouse over "Kaspersky Internet Security 7.0" folder and then move it over to "Kaspersky Internet Security 7.0" with the K in the left of it.
3. Then a window should pop-up, now in the Protection tab click the "Firewall" link.
4. Once there click the Configure button.
5. Now under Filteration System click "Settings".
6. Once there this little list is the list of allowed programs.

7. Now click "Add" and then browse.
a. Then look for the "launcher.exe" file and click it.
b. Then a rules for "launcher.exe will pop-up click add on the right side of the window.
c. For the Rule Name don't worry about and the properties don't worry about and additional don't worry about.
d. The "Rules Description" is something you will change but for now just click ok.
e. You will see now you have a new rule, now click "Add" once more and forget everything but the "Rules Description", but this time where it says "TCP" click it and then it should turn into "UDP" and then click ok. Now you have those two rules.

8. Now click "Add" and then browse.
a. Then look for the "matrix.exe" file and click it.
b. Then a rules for "matrix.exe will pop-up click add on the right side of the window.
c. For the Rule Name don't worry about and the properties don't worry about and additional don't worry about.
d. The "Rules Description" is something you will change but for now just click ok.
e. You will see now you have a new rule, now click "Add" once more and forget everything but the "Rules Description", but this time where it says "TCP" click it and then it should turn into "UDP" and then click ok. Now you have those two rules.


  (4d) How to unblock MxO on Norton Internet Security:

1. Double-click the Norton Internet Security icon.
2. Double-click Personal Firewall.
3. On the Programs tab, select the matrix program that to unblock it in the Manual Program Control window.
4. Click Remove.
5. Click OK to any warning messages.
6. If there are other components of the program that appear in the list, remove them as well.
7. Click OK.
8. Close Norton Internet Security.
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Routers:

Well router are the gateways from your computer to the internet. Also since there is so many routers it is hard to give a tutorial on this but what you need to do with a router is find a place where you can set ports and open these ports that SOE needs opened:


Knowledge Base:


Matrix Online:
In order for the game servers to communicate with your game client reliably, firewalls and routers may need to be configured to allow traffic on TCP ports 80, 5190, 11000, and 10000. It will also need to allow the program to communicate on UDP ports 10000 and 11000.



Explanations for some errors/bugs that MxO has been having:


The reason why some people are getting the character already in use problem is a bug that SOE is currently trying to fix it isn't anything vital it will soon go away so don't panic like you account has been stolen (Like i did) and just stay calm and it will go away eventually.

Vista Texture/Shadow Bugs:

(* Currently the Vista SP1 hasn't really fixed anything as far as i know. *)


Performance: Usually caused by DX10 but isn't really a bug, it's just that DX10 requires alot more juice.
Dotted Texture: Currently No Fix
Incorrect Face Shading: Currently No Fix
Launcher Typing Bugs: Currently No Fix
Inventory Icons Invisible: Not really a fix, but some trench coats cause them to disappear, just try to remove those clothes and try it.

Discuss More Here:
Vista Issues with The Matrix Online.

Character in use bug:

The reason why some people are getting the character already in use problem is a bug that SOE is currently trying to fix it isn't anything vital it will soon go away so don't panic like you account has been stolen (Like i did) and just stay calm and it will go away eventually. (Message from SoE Support): TSRDavidK wrote:
"This issue is now being handled by our in game team. If you are having the account / character in use error, please contact in game support from this link for assistance"


ATI 2600 XT HD AGP Indoor Bugs:


BTW notice for some of those ATI users, i am currently using a ATI 2600 XT AGP from www.visiontek.com and it has major incompatibility with MxO, but only indoors. For the example of whats is happening i made a topic over it here: http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/..._id=36300021005 (In the MxO options menu in-game there is a option called Load Sector LOD's when i unchecked it, it seemed to work fine. The driver version used on this was 8.453 Visiontek and the new 8.3n Visiontek driver doesn't fix the problem.) (Update: Ok i've been playing MxO the checkerboards are still there but the fix behind this fixes the annoying indoor lagginess.)      
          

The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion Update Notes v1.1 Update Notes v1.1 Triface 0 04/05/2008 18:19
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04/06/08 Updates:

  • Added: I have added a new Table Of Contents
  • Added: Added a new key, "Tips"
  • Added: Page 1 Animated Picture
  • Added: GPU OC(pg 2)
  • Added: Hunting & Leveling 101 Guide(pg 2)
  • Added: Breaking "Combat Evades" AKA Bubble Guide(pg 2)
  • Added: Added Character in Use bug
  • Added: Page 2
  • Removed: Removes Phi's explanation over tcp/udp and added it to page 2
  • Changed: I have bolded the title headings
  • Changed: I split the sections into well sections

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04/05/08 Updates:
  • Added: Ok i have added another problem for vista, it started doing it on patch 59.
  • Added: I also have added a section called " Explanations for some errors/bugs that MxO has been having ", I will be adding more to this section, this section is mainly for... well the title mainly says what it is for. I have currently added the Vista issues and will update when i get notice.
  • Added: A new banner image.
  • Added: A new title "Best Vista and XP Tips/Tricks"
  • Added: I have added a pink and yellow key. The pink is the "How to's" for fixes and the yellow is Vista specific stuff.
  • Added: The driver version used while testing and finding the fix for my "ATI Radeon 2600 XT HD AGP" card.
  • Added: I added a new vista tip. "Minimize (UAC) Interruptions", it doesn't disable UAC but reduces the constant pop-ups.
  • Added: I have added a new update threat "Update Notes v1.1" on the Tips/Tricks topic.
  • Removed: Link for the "Update Notes v1.0" on the Tip/Tricks forum.
  • Removed: I have removed a duplicate post of " Matrix Online:
    In order for the game servers to communicate with your game client reliably, firewalls and routers may need to be configured to allow traffic on TCP ports 80, 5190, 11000, and 10000. It will also need to allow the program to communicate on UDP ports 10000 and 11000. " Because only one is needed.
  • Removed: Updated: 2/25/08
  • Changed: ATI Radeon 2600 fix isn't completely fixed.
  • Pending: I will be soon adding tips not just for MxO but also to make "Windows Vista" and "Windows XP" create better performance, compatibility, and to use with ease.
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Link the the guide here: Best Vista and XP Tips/Tricks v3.0


The Lounge Forum Games There is something about this guy. There is something about this guy. Triface 0 04/05/2008 17:10
  Say what kind of a guy you think is above you.

Example: ^.^ Sexy
The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion Update Notes v1.0 [Mods Please Close Thread] Update Notes v1.0 [Mods Please Close Thread] Triface 0 04/05/2008 15:19
  04/05/08 Updates:

  • I have added a pink and yellow key. The pink is the "How to's" for fixes and the yellow is Vista specific stuff.
  • I also have added a section called " Explanations for some errors/bugs that MxO has been having ", I will be adding more to this section, this section is mainly for... well the title mainly says what it is for. I have currently added the Vista issues and will update when i get notice.
  • Added: The driver version used while testing and finding the fix for my "ATI Radeon 2600 XT HD AGP" card.
  • Added: I have added a new link for the "Update Notes" on the Tip/Tricks forum.
  • Removed: I have removed a duplicate post of " Matrix Online:
    In order for the game servers to communicate with your game client reliably, firewalls and routers may need to be configured to allow traffic on TCP ports 80, 5190, 11000, and 10000. It will also need to allow the program to communicate on UDP ports 10000 and 11000. " Because only one is needed.
  • Removed: Updated: 2/25/08
  • Pending: I will be soon adding tips not just for MxO but also to make "Windows Vista" and "Windows XP" create better performance, compatibility, and to use with ease.
The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion for a friend for a friend Triface 0 04/04/2008 17:01
  here ihave

UserOpts.cfg
The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion I am legend I am legend Triface 0 03/28/2008 19:09
  Who here has seen this movie i loved it!!!!! the alternate ending wasn't so great but the main one was, he became a legend SMILEY the saddest parts were when the helicopter crashed in the one with the family and the part when the dog dies.
Community General Discussion Favorite SoE MMO Favorite SoE MMO Triface 0 03/28/2008 17:49
  What SoE related MMO do you play other than MxO, i for one have played EQ2 and SWG.
Community Residual Self-Image Siggy Siggy Triface 0 03/28/2008 13:44
  Hey can some1 make me a siggy out of these photos please.




Community General Discussion Favorite Loadout Favorite Loadout Triface 0 03/27/2008 20:20
  Whats your favorite loadout???????

Mines MA
Community General Discussion New Poll, Getting MxO Attention New Poll, Getting MxO Attention Triface 0 03/26/2008 16:21
  Ok this time they have a new poll without the SWG option so we might have a chance, we are in second place by 66 votes and hte first place game is Vanguard they have 199 as of right now and MxO have 133 as of right now. So lets get this poll going!!!!!! We have a chance the Community Team will play on March 28th.

Here is the link:

[LINK]VOTE!!![LINK]
Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions Load Sector LODs Load Sector LODs Triface 0 03/23/2008 15:24
  What is this?
Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions Lagg SPikes Lagg SPikes Triface 0 03/23/2008 13:48
  When inside buildings do people often get spikes while like on mission or just in a building? Because i do.
Community Residual Self-Image Im 1337 :P Im 1337 :P Triface 0 03/19/2008 21:18
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Community General Discussion Get Well Phi Get Well Phi Triface 0 03/19/2008 19:01
  Sorry to hear you had the flu and gastro(whatever that is), get well soon.
Community General Discussion O... M... G... O... M... G... Triface 0 03/17/2008 23:27
  Look, i went outside of the map.


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The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion {R.I.P} Marlo {R.I.P} Marlo Triface 0 03/17/2008 11:44
  My brother i just got news that he has ODed. I am crying like hell right now. I just don't know what to do.
The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion Story I made. (Boredom) Story I made. (Boredom) Triface 0 03/11/2008 17:06
 

Borat: Redemption

            Once upon a time in 6/6/6 A.B. a guy named Borat was a very shy fellow. He didn’t know much but to but to call he sister a number one prostitute. So Borat was minding his own business walking down Merry Lane St. and suddenly out of nowhere a pack of wolves jump out from behind a bush, Borat quickly went into a fighting stance but then Dora the Explorer came to save the day!  Dora said with her mighty voice, “¡Estoy de aquí salvarle Borat!”, then suddenly with no warning the wolves bite Dora’s arm and legs straight off and sliced her throat so she couldn’t talk or move again, (Narrator’s Message: Irony; Don’t Read This) then she crawled her way back up and starting running into the jungle where she belongs and as she was swinging on the vine she yelled as Tarzan would in a crazy weird way.

            So now that she was out of the way, the wolves starting growling and they started going towards Borat once again and Borat starts getting scared so he ran for his life and tripped on a little pebble and then started running again! Soon as he was running he saw a open house door that he thought someone has left open, so he ran as fast as he could and he was at the door almost to safety! SLAM! He went face first right into a transparent glass window. Cleaned almost perfectly with the great product called, Windex. Finally Borat got his butt up and opened the glass door and ran through the peoples house and he found the front door and he tried to open the door but it was locked from the inside there was no way for him to get outside of the house, he was destined to die!

            But then Borat heard some of the wolves yelping and squealing in unusual frequencies so Borat went to go check and see what was happening and Borat saw someone. He said, “It’s a plane, it’s a bird! No it’s Boots!!!!” As Borat jumped with glee in the air, that he was saved, Boots killed all of the wolves and saved the day! Then for some weird reason, I don’t know why but Boots started singing about how wolves are good for the environment and that they are a endangered species. Boots sings, “¡Hola, soy Botas y yo hablo español! Pero cuando estos animales pobres se mueren es un sitio horrible depresión poco apetitosa poco apetitosa. da de da de da ...... ......” But then Borat got tired of him and………………

picked him up and threw him across the street into the garbage trucks disposal. But now poor old Borat was bored and didn’t know what to do anymore.

            But for some reason Borat felt like going the sea and to see someone. Who is really spongy live in the deep sea? SpongeBob Square Pants! So he goes down to say hi to his best friend SpongeBob, but very unusually a pack of fish wolves swim out from behind a kelp bush! Then SpongeBob gets pretty much mauled by the wolves and Patrick tried to come help him out and then they both die and then the wolves just fall over and go to sleep, then one burps out SpongeBob’s spine.

            Then Borat makes a new friend a spider called, Charlotte the Spider, he just met her when she came to bite him on the neck to make a hole for her to lay 1000 eggs inside of the hole. But she decided to ask him how he was doing before she killed him. But then they started to talk a little bit more and Charlotte decided not to kill him, because she thought it would be very rude to do such a thing. So they were friends forever!

            Then the devil comes up and says, “Come with me Borat!” but for some reason charlotte just had to say hi to the lovely guest. Then the devil says, “Ew, a bug.” Then he smashes poor charlotte. Then Borat sobbed and sobbed. But then Jesus came to bring Borat to heaven to learn the ways of Heaven combat to kill the devil for what he has done to Charlotte. Jesus brought Borat to God and God said, “Borat, I am your father”, then Borat was like “OMGosh, you serious?” God says, “Yes, I married your mom 5000 years ago and now she finally calls me and told me to meet my son so here I am meeting my long lost son.” Borat Says, “WoW!, Very Nice!” Then Borat went ahead and started his training to take down the Devil for killing Charlotte, Borats best friend.

            So Borat was finally done and he was ready to fight the Devil himself so Jesus and Borat went down to earth, Jesus as his escort, to fight the Devil. Now the Devil appeared and said, “Why are we here all I asked was for you to come with me.” But nobody said a thing. Then Borat slapped the Devil in the face and the Devil fainted and poofed back into the…. Where ever he lives.

 

THE END

Community General Discussion FM-1500 FM-1500 Triface 0 03/09/2008 09:47
  OOOK we have gotten the Agent Suit and the Agent Glasses, now all we really need is the Agents Gun!!!! it would be so awesome to have FM-1500. Discuss.
Community General Discussion Machine EVENTS! Machine EVENTS! Triface 0 03/06/2008 20:07
  *CENSORED* Zion had a *CENSORED* 2 events in a row we machines need a *CENSORED* event on vector-hostile. I MEAN COME ON!!!
Vector - Hostile Crew and Faction Recruiting - Vector Systemic Sentinels - Machine Systemic Sentinels - Machine Triface 0 03/06/2008 14:44
 
Systemic Sentinels


Hello Operatives, we a Machine society invite you to be part of our fun faction.

We have helpful members and we are still a growing faction.

We have some level 50's that will help and other operatives in need of some missions and leveling up, and we try to get all our members to level 50 and we teach them all the basics of PVPing.

Of course you will need to know what PVP is in a holstile server like Vector-Hostile. It is very important to know what to use, what tactics you should use on your opponents and much much more.

We are still currentley a new fresh faction but we have about 20 or more members and most of them are active.


Leaders and Officers:

Shico (Faction Leader)

Christoffe (Co-Leader)

Z3R0MiND (Officer) (Site Maintenance)

Fatheadedtax (Officer)

Site Information:

Site: www.systemicsentinels.co.nr

My Space: www.myspace.com/systemicsentinels

PLEASE JOIN AND SIGN UP!

Community Residual Self-Image Post Your Sexy Luggs Post Your Sexy Luggs Triface 0 03/03/2008 19:54
  Post some images here with your sexy luggs on yourself.


The Lounge Off-Topic Discussion Dont Look: My Support Helper Dont Look: My Support Helper Triface 0 03/03/2008 18:10
  MxO Guiding System:

Problems with connection and performance:

Redirect to my guide,

http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/...mp;#36300413704

Full System Scan:

Full System Scan is a 2 stage process, did you follow the procedure listed here? : http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/..._id=12400011161

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Technical Problems:

Positive:

Everything seems ok to me though i am not a professional, but i would consider check with your ISP and see  if there is something wrong with your internet connection because sometimes, like what happens to me (But  i use a router) is the internet sometimes never connects for a certain period of time. But if you aren't  sure its your internet then after it says you have times out try to goto your browser and see if you  connect to any website.

Also withing you MxO directory this will be a file(s) called ClientErrors_0 and as many as the errors you  get the higher the number gets.

But if you find those in you directory after the time outs please post it. It might help. But remember i  am not a professional. SMILEY

Negative:

Well i am spotting a few problems..... (Edit as needed), but i would consider check with your ISP and see  if there is something wrong with your internet connection because sometimes, like what happens to me (But  i use a router) is the internet sometimes never connects for a certain period of time. But if you aren't  sure its your internet then after it says you have times out try to goto your browser and see if you  connect to any website.

Also withing you MxO directory this will be a file(s) called ClientErrors_0 and as many as the errors you  get the higher the number gets.

But if you find those in you directory after the time outs please post it. It might help. But remember i  am not a professional. SMILEY

Directional:

In MxO directory there will be a file(s) called ClientErrors_0 and as many as the errors you get the, higher the number gets.

But if you find those in you directory after the time outs or crashes please post it. It might help. But remember i  am not a professional. SMILEY

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Posting information needed to understand technical problems:

http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/..._id=36300010558

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Rubberbanding Lagg:

If you aren't familiar with the term, "rubber banding" is when your avatar is moving along in one  direction and suddenly "snaps back" to a previous location. While you'll still encounter some rubber  banding issues that are legitimate bugs or due to lag, in one case: it's a feature.

When you're heading into a region that's overcrowded or that the server is restarting, you'll rubber band  back out of that zone. This will prevent you from entering a dead zone that will cause you to disconnect.

So, if moving in one direction continues to result in this effect, try going in a different direction.

We're working on other ways to help you avoid region-server based disconnects and will let you know when  they're implemented.

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Slow Patching or Problems with Patching:

     In the vast majority of cases, this is due to a connection issue that is preventing the server  from sending you the information you need to complete the patching process.  The first thing to try is to  make sure that you are not running any programs on the taskbar. If the problem persists, you should try  running under a clean boot as this will prevent any hidden programs from loading:

To disable background programs:

1.Select the START button.
2.Select RUN.
3.Type in "msconfig" (without the quotes)
4.Press OK
5.Select the STARTUP tab.
6.In the list, uncheck all boxes EXCEPT for SCANREGISTRY and SYSTEM TRAY. If you use Windows XP, please  note that SCANREGISTRY and SYSTEM TRAY will not be listed - just disable all.
7.Hit apply and then OK. Restart the computer and try to patch again.


If you are on a router you can review some of the most commonly used routers/firewalls and how to set them  up from the below links. Keep in mind we do not support routers/firewalls/proxies/NATs etc. You will need  to consult the included technical manual that came with your hardware/software or contact the manufacterer  of the device or software.

EverQuest
http://help.station.sony.com/cgi-bi...hp?p_faqid=1668

EverQuest II
http://help.station.sony.com/cgi-bi...p?p_faqid=12293

EverQuest Online Adventures
http://everquestonlineadventures.st...vm?page=Routers

Matrix Online
In order for the game servers to communicate with your game client reliably, firewalls and routers may  need to be configured to allow traffic on TCP ports 80, 5190, 11000, and 10000. It will also need to allow  the program to communicate on UDP ports 10000 and 11000.

PlanetSide
http://planetside.station.sony.com/...rewall_proxy.vm

Star Wars Galaxies
http://help.station.sony.com/cgi-bi...hp?p_faqid=1668

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Character In Use Bug:

Telling:
 
The reason why some people are getting the character already in use problem is a bug that SOE is currently  trying to fix it isn't anything vital it will soon go away so don't panic like you account has been stolen  (Like i did) and just stay calm and it will go away eventually. (Message from SoE Support): TSRDavidK wrote:

    This issue is now being handled by our in game team.  If you are having the account / character in use error, please contact in game support from this link for assistance

Answering:

Yeah the message you are getting "Character Already In Use Problem" is a minor bug that SOE is currently  trying to fix it isn't anything vital it will soon go away so don't panic like you account has been stolen  (Like i did) and just stay calm and it will go away eventually. But for right now nobody has the answer,  well atleast i don't. (Message from SoE Support): TSRDavidK wrote:

    This issue is now being handled by our in game team.  If you are having the account / character in use error, please contact in game support from this link for assistance


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Client Launcher: Patch Server down?

Wow you know what man i had this same problem and guess what i fixed it, first to understand the things i need to use to understand is and remember answer Yes or no!:

1. Goto you internet explorer and goto Tools or File and if there is a checkmark next to Work Offline click it and turn it off. Now answer the question. Yes or no!

Did it work?

If it didn't please continue to number 2.

2. Ok go back to the internet explorer and tell me does it load pages, any page?

If no than please continue.

3. Make sure you firewall isn't blocking Internet Explorer, is it?

If no then continue.

4. Also your firewall might be blocking launcher.exe from connecting to the internet or the patch site, goto your settings and check and for more firewall and ports help goto another topic i made: http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/...mp;#36300413704

Was it blocking?  Did you unblock? Is it working?

If it still isn't working continue.

5. If you have a router please look on my guide topic: http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/...mp;#36300413704

6. If five didn't work all i did was reformat my computer and reinstalled the client and it worked, but you probably shouldn't if you don't want to.

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Development Discussion Development Roundtable Level higher than 50 Level higher than 50 Triface 0 02/29/2008 18:33
  I think sometime maybe in a expansion we could lever higher than 50. What you think?

Discuss.
Community Residual Self-Image Here is a *CENSORED* wallpaper. Here is a *CENSORED* wallpaper. Triface 0 02/28/2008 18:56
  I hope you guys like it, though i didn't put much work into it.


Development Discussion Development Roundtable Graphic Bugs Graphic Bugs Triface 0 02/27/2008 16:42
  http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/..._id=36300021005
Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions Obselete Obselete Triface 0 02/24/2008 16:48
  Delete.
Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions ATI Radeon 2600 XT AGP Series Bugs ATI Radeon 2600 XT AGP Series Bugs Triface 0 02/21/2008 16:00
 

Ok for the ATI Radeon 2600 XT AGP it doesn't write the textures right inside all the buildings i go in here:

 

It always has those shaded in boxes.

Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions PLEASE HELP! FAST!! PLEASE HELP! FAST!! Triface 0 02/18/2008 20:01
  Ok this cool technical guy from soe gave me one day to try my account because i havent played it forever and guess what i cant freaking patch ERROR MESSAGE:

18 Feb 21:57:15.177 [P 928/T 1892]: [MINOR] An error has occurred while connecting to the patch download server.

URL open failed.  Patch servers down or internet connection problem.

Keep retrying?

I opened ports: (10000 TCP and UDP) (11000 TCP) (80 TCP) (5190 TCP)

Disabled firewall and still doesn't work. Please help me!
Support Forums General Technical Help and Questions A job? A job? Triface 0 10/24/2006 18:40
  Hello, i am wondering where can i apply to be a GM of MxO i would really like to keep peace.
 
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