Pedro

Zippy

Snickers

No!!!

Not Chuck Norris!

Anything but that please, his jokes are old, his name is old, lets find something with a lot more, happiness

-Hmm, let's see... 

Petco

King Harry Bonzaratti III (if a boy fish)

Queen Electra Quisco II (if a girl fish)

Mr. Fitzgerald

That fish we got at Petco

Him

Her

Who, What, Where, When, Why or How (pick one, or any combination. Better yet, pick at random! Confuse your friends!)

Holier Than Thou

Pimp??

Feddi Dooger (or any other obscure EQ reference)

Banana

Fish

What? There's Something in the Fishbowl?

Blackie (because it's not black at all)

-Or, there's always the horse-racing genre:

Add Tobasco

Looks Good on my Mantle

Tuna Sandwich

-Wait, those aren't horse names. I was just hungry!

Sassums wrote:

No!!!

Not Chuck Norris!

Anything but that please, his jokes are old, his name is old, lets find something with a lot more, happiness

Chuck Norris doesn't get old.  He just ages like fine wine.

I knew that was coming, no one can resist a Chuck Norris joke.....

**Slaps self**

As the creature who single handedly represents the reason for all the tattered sandals to be found in Norrath, due to the fact that she has no feet and they fall off all the time, I suggest we call her:

Tatt

--morro

Slimy!!

 Actually I really  like Phinegal (sp?) too.

Someone suggested Quintashi. That's a goodun.

Rogue

Mrs. Paul (if it's a girl)

Flo (remember that fish on Finding Nemo that saw it's own refection and called it her sister, Flo? Betas will attack their own refection lol)

Deb: Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo.
[swims up to her reflection]
Deb: Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!

Barney (named after our loving mods)

Bob (because that's what it does)

Jaws (because Betas are mean!)

Kraken (because Betas are mean!)

Kratas (because Betas are mean!)

Dory: [Dory playing with a baby jellyfish] I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

This would be a whole lot easier if you'd have just gotten a goldifish. You coulda named it after me.

Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo.
[swims up to her reflection]
Deb: Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts!

Dory: [Dory playing with a baby jellyfish] I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

I vote for any of those, with a few more (listening to the new Weird Al cd)

Long John Silver

Captain D

-Naienia

Flipper

Gilligan

Zoe

Buster

Spot

USS Fish

Abe Vigoda

Titanic