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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Wed 05th of Sep 2007 at 04:39 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
I saw your billboard and I'd love to know how to get rid of my pest problem. There are flies all over the neighborhood. There's even a person wandering around in a weird mask, and he always has flies around him. Maybe he dips that mask in honey or something. Thanks for the help.
- Othinn
Goodness, that is a peculiar habit. Well, I daresay we're all feeling a little buggy these days... But you asked how to take care of your particular pest problem. Where to start? You see, the funny thing about bugs is that they pop up where you least expect them. And sometimes they don't do what you think they will.
Your bug problems are no exception, Othinn. But you'll need to send us some more specific information before we can work together.
Send word when you have it.