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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Tue 23rd of Sep 2008 at 10:33 AM by Heimdall. Communique follows:
Flood: Attention, servants of the Frenchman!
Flood: As you will no doubt remember, a party has been in the planning for some time. Some of you are probably still tapping your foot while staring at your watch - waiting for word of this party.
Flood: Tap no longer, humans. The party is nigh.
Flood: Naturally, the Merovingian has no desire to see his party turned into a mob scene. Therefore, he is offering to throw the party multiple times.
Flood: Now, before you get greedy, that doesn't mean you get to show up to every party. In fact, the Merovingian will be making sure that only a resonable number of his trusted servants will come to each party.
Flood: Take note. The party will be on May 28th. One party will be at 9:00 AM and the other at 11:00 AM. All of these times are MegaCity Standard.
Flood: To help you understand time in MegaCity standard, it is 12:00 PM now.
Flood: Choose which time you wish to attend, and then come and RSVP in person. I will now list the Exiles to which you should give your reservation.
Flood: At Club Sphinx, Xamanek will be taking RSVPs. This is in Dannah Heights, in the Slums.
Flood: As always, respect is the key. If you follow their directions precisely, then the process will move with as much smoothness as can be expected from humans.
Flood: Exiles will be taking reservations for thirty minutes tonight, but will be back at other times. If you do not get your RSVP in tonight, do not despair!
Flood: Those who cannot get an RSVP in for themselves, or who know others loyal to the Merovingian who are not jacked in, please use the following data-drop location.
Flood: This data-drop, amusingly denoted as an email address, is known as flood@thematrixonline.com, and will be checked regularly for further RSVPs.
Flood: Data sent to this address should include name, location, and time selection. Failure to inform us of location (Method, Iterator, etc.) will result in your response not being processed.
Flood: I do hope to see most of you there, May 28th.