Archival Science Databanks
Communications intercept. Transmission detected Sat 08th of Sep 2007 at 06:01 AM by Midian. Communique follows:
*-------------------- Chat Logging Started -------------------------------*
TheJokerOfSpades: That is not a yes or no question.
*TheJokerOfSpades giggles like a schoolgirl.*
Belgariad: aha I see, sorry, you didn't specify
Belgariad: ok, is there a pattern to your targets?
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
[Faction] Mercio: ok bel what questions have you asked?
*Haelios points TheJokerOfSpades straight ahead.*
*TheJokerOfSpades shrugs at Haelios.*
Haelios: So, is it my turn to hide, Joker?
Chryl: greetings
Belgariad: do you gain from the death of each redpill?
*You target [TheJokerOfSpades] the level 13 Virologist.*
*[TheJokerOfSpades] is friendly.*
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Haelios: Then what does give you power?
Emancipation: Well, seems we all got invited
Belgariad: 17 left, hmm tough tough
TheJokerOfSpades: The count is at fourteen remaining.
Belgariad: recap guys, he's given me 19 questions, I've asked 2
Belgariad: oh?
Belgariad: bugger
xXxSMOKExXx: LOL
Belgariad: do you have a boss?
xXxSMOKExXx: Are you LET or PET?
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
xXxSMOKExXx: ........
Belgariad: is the watchmaker part of you?
TheJokerOfSpades: I believe you asked "As many as that?", "Do you mind if I confer with my
colleagues?", "Why do you set redpill against redpill?" as well as the most recent.
TheJokerOfSpades: Yes.
Belgariad: thx Joker, rub it in
Lesona: What does absorbing the watchmaker do to fufill your ultimate agenda?
SureShot187: thats not a yes no question
xXxSMOKExXx: You really need some better shoes.
Belgariad: sorry lesona, he's only accepting questions from me
deviljonny: hey guys
Belgariad: and it's yes or no, only
Eclips3: Hey Jonny
xXxSMOKExXx: Way to be cocky about it
Belgariad: ok guys, send me tells on good yes/no questions
Lesona: thats good old zion.
*TheJokerOfSpades laughs at you.*
Belgariad: hehe smoke, wasn't my idea
Haelios: Blame the Joker
Belgariad: just the way it is
*Haelios points TheJokerOfSpades straight ahead.*
TheJokerOfSpades: I'm afraid Belgariad arrived here first.
TheJokerOfSpades: With Mutsue close behind.
Belgariad: time wasn't on my side, mate
xXxSMOKExXx: Ok bud I'll take your word this time...
Belgariad: ok, back to the "game"
deviljonny: okay here some questions
deviljonny: what is you primary objective, ask him
Lesona: iots yes no.
deviljonny: ah
Belgariad: do you work for the frenchman?
deviljonny: hmmmm
Belgariad: dmmit, wasted one, he doesn't have a boss
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Haelios: drat
Belgariad: doh!
xXxSMOKExXx: Is he not a redpill himslef?
xXxSMOKExXx: self
Belgariad: no smoke, he's a program
Haelios: He's an Exile
SureShot187: Is Kuze involved in a "game" with you
deviljonny: nice
xXxSMOKExXx: Hmm
Haelios: you gotta ask that, Bel
Emancipation: How many you got left Bel?
Belgariad: no sure, not counting, just thinking
deviljonny: ask, will there be many more games?
Belgariad: egads, under pressure
Haelios: just relax, let your judgement choose the right question.
Belgariad: are you involved with Kuze Hideo in any way?
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Belgariad: ok, that settles that
Lesona: yep.
deviljonny: LOL
deviljonny: ait
deviljonny: il kill him
Belgariad: kil any mobs around him
deviljonny: PWN!
Belgariad: is there a purpose to your game?
TheJokerOfSpades: Yes.
Haelios: What did he just ask?
deviljonny: ask, will assistance will be required?.
Belgariad: what kind of assistance, johnny?
deviljonny: from us
Haelios: What was the previous question? The one he said yes to?
Emancipation: Does he have a purpose Haelios
Belgariad: scroll up, healios
xXxSMOKExXx: Is there a purpose to your game? Was the question
Haelios: I was out of range,
Belgariad: ok, help me out guys
Emancipation: Hmm...
Belgariad: running out of options here
deviljonny: Do you work alone?
Emancipation: Ask him if he knows the location of the key
Belgariad: good one jhonny
Lesona: nice eman
Belgariad: do you work alone?
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Haelios: The other three Jokers!
Emancipation: Oooo
deviljonny: Are you a threat to the matrix?
Belgariad: is the assasin code part of you?
Emancipation: Ooh
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Belgariad: egads
Haelios: That's a relief.
Emancipation: Yes
deviljonny: Are there other jokers?
Haelios: Ask if his purpose includes collecting antique code.
Belgariad: hmm crud
deviljonny: Do you have a purpose!?
*TheJokerOfSpades giggles like a schoolgirl.*
Emancipation: We asked that
Emancipation: He said yes
deviljonny: ah
*TheJokerOfSpades disagrees with Emancipation.*
deviljonny: :P
*TheJokerOfSpades laughs.*
Belgariad: are you part of the Matrix's workings?
TheJokerOfSpades: Yes.
Emancipation: Oooh
xXxSMOKExXx: I knew it!
deviljonny: Are you a threat to agent harris?
Haelios: Interesting.
Belgariad: are you a threat to the matrix?
Emancipation: Do you work with the Machines?
Haelios: Does your purpose include collecting long lost code fragments?
SureShot187: good question jonny
SureShot187: and haelios
deviljonny: Do you have a choice to your path?
Belgariad: I'll take that as a no, hehe
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Haelios: Kuze was wrong.
SureShot187: kuze is not necessarlly wrong
Haelios: He wants to see the Joker deleted!
deviljonny: Will there be more games?
SureShot187: he's not a threat right now ... but how does thejoker gain power
xXxSMOKExXx: Its done.
deviljonny: *CENSORED*
Lesona: hahah
*TheJokerOfSpades disapproves.*
Lesona: and his spririt acended into heaven.
*Haelios laughs at TheJokerOfSpades.*
*TheJokerOfSpades taps his foot at you.*
Belgariad: oooohh K, meanwhile back at the plot
deviljonny: Will you find the key?
deviljonny: Do you know where the key lyes
Belgariad: the key has been found, zion possess it
deviljonny: bah!
deviljonny: :P
*TheJokerOfSpades shrugs at you.*
*TheJokerOfSpades giggles like a schoolgirl.*
Haelios: Do you want the General's cheat codes?
deviljonny: hes strugs, he knows something
Belgariad: hmm
Belgariad: **bleep**
deviljonny: ?
Belgariad: brain hurts
deviljonny: lol
*TheJokerOfSpades cries for you.*
Haelios: Ask about the cheat codes
*TheJokerOfSpades can't hear your evil.*
Belgariad: do you work with other programs?
TheJokerOfSpades: Yes.
Belgariad: ooohhh
Belgariad: do you work with silver?
TheJokerOfSpades: No.
Haelios: Didn't think so.
Haelios: Ask if he wants one of the General's cheat code vials.
SureShot187: yes
Belgariad: do you want the cheat codes?
TheJokerOfSpades: Yes.
Haelios: Ha!
Belgariad: whoa!!
Belgariad: ok, not many left folks, make em count
Degu: What do you want the code for then?
SureShot187: do you know how to get ahold of the cheat codes
deviljonny: how many we talkin
Belgariad: yes or no questions, degu, sorry mate
SureShot187: do u want a redpill to help you obtain the cheat codes
Belgariad: do you know how to get the codes?
TheJokerOfSpades: Yes.
TheJokerOfSpades: Hope this was enlightening for you as it was for me.
TheJokerOfSpades: Lights out! Game over!
Chryl: goodbye
Degu: ....
deviljonny: Is or objective to help zion?
deviljonny: NOOO!
Haelios: Blast...
deviljonny: wait b4 you recontuct
Lesona: I wish i couldve killed him.
Haelios: Well, we learned a fair amount
deviljonny: will there be more games
deviljonny: WILL THERE BE MORE GAMES!
Haelios: Joker, I have a business proposition for you.
[Faction] Anapolis: i swear
Chryl: hmm
*TheJokerOfSpades is offline.*
deviljonny: k everyone start /who everyhere
deviljonny: TheJokerOfSpades whispers>We are trapped in a game that never ends.
Haelios: He's gone
Anapolis: he is off line john
Belgariad (shouting): Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming and thank you for your assistence, WATCH THIS SPACE
Haelios: How do you copy tells?
deviljonny: dam offline
deviljonny: k errm
SureShot187: hmmm
Belgariad: gj guys, **bleep** good questions
deviljonny: :P
deviljonny: Ya
Haelios: He can help us get the codes!
SureShot187: he knows how to get them .,.. but how.....
*-------------------- Chat Logging Stopped -------------------------------*