Archival Science Databanks
Communications intercept. Transmission detected Wed 17th of Oct 2007 at 04:27 PM by Tseng. Communique follows:
Insertion: Looking quite fine, Entropi.
Entropi: A little fun.
Entropi: Now where is Flood?
Xeros: This is the first time he's met with us in a while, no?
Xeros: How touching.
Xeros: So, Heckle is the one we're looking for then?
Entropi: He certainly takes his time when he's needed for something.
Xeros: Can never leave a drink unfinished, can we?
Twistipher: Neither can I.
Entropi: I suppose we can call in a few others while we're waiting.
Twistipher: Hm. Which are scarier Zombies, the ones lurking outside or these dancing mindlessly here?
Entropi: No sense letting the club go to waste.
Xeros: Many are in the archives.
Xeros: We'll let you do the honors, Entropi.
Twistipher: Where's he off to?
Xeros: He heard some commotion outside.
Twistipher: May as well take a small peek just to be safe.
Entropi: Seems we've attracted some attention through some way or another.
Xeros: The mindless.
Entropi: They always insist on interfering where they are not wanted.
Entropi: About time.
Xeros: Ah, there's our glorious controller.
Insertion: Hello, Flood.
Tseng: evenin
Flood: Yes, greetings.
Twistipher: Hello again.
Flood: That look suits you, Entropi. Much more elegant than your usual shell.
Xeros: That's what we told the lass.
Twistipher: Maybe a little sun could do wonders. A joke.
Flood: I understand that a certain Exile was seen heading from Succubus to South Vauxton.
Xeros: Heckle, leader of the Crow Bars.
Flood: Yes... A notorious rowdy.
Twistipher: Not a conversationalist.
Flood: We have reason to believe that he made a deal for certain pieces of our second Twin.
Insertion: Is he aware of what he's attempting to acquire?
Flood: He is, unless he is as stupid as he appears.
P3LON: hello flood...
Entropi: If not, we should make him aware.
BeBeH: Hello, Flood.
Flood: Yes, yes, we've been through the greeting stage.
BeBeH: Hello, Entropi
Twistipher: A little late...go on Flood.
Flood: Yes... If he did indeed have pieces of the Twin in his possession, our assembled Twin should be able to locate them.
Flood: In fact, he's supposed to be here now.
Xeros: I'd hate to be the lad in his wake.
P3LON: our twin?
Xeros: We compiled a Twin completely, P3LON.
P3LON: nice
P3LON: good work
Noires: Such a small Merovingian turnout for such an important meeting, sad.
Twistipher: Do I want to know what he's busy doing?
Xeros: Some don't have dedication to the cause, Noires.
Noires: How unfortunate.
Entropi: My contact book isn't what it used to be.
Insertion: Oh, my.
Flood: Oh. It's about time.
BeBeH: twin
Hutchie: Yeah Im suprise donly P3 contacted me
P3LON: oh my god....
Noires: It will be so good to have the twins back.
Twin: Good. I like to be punctual.
P3LON: omg i just shit my pants
Flood: Wonderful.
BeBeH: Hrmph
P3LON: ehh i mean crapped..
Flood: Excuse me...
Twin: Just saying hi to some fans.
Hutchie: Nice to see you in one piece
P3LON: so where can we find ur brother?
Xeros: It's nice to have some security back.
Twin: Nearby. Partly.
Hutchie: How can we help?
Flood: That's excellent. I'll leave you to it, then.
Twin: Fine, pops.
Hutchie: Heh
Xeros: Feels like a family.
Flood: Hmph.
Twistipher: Yes...familly. Can we go shoot things now?
Twistipher: Twistipher grins.
P3LON: Twin show us the way
P3LON: we shall follow closely
Twistipher: Indeed.
Twin: Yes, I think we can.
Xeros: I think you scared him.
Xeros: He left in quite a hurry.
Equinoriox: oh sweet
Twin: It's about time I shook some of the rust off.
Equinoriox: Twin is back
Hutchie: Annoyed
Twistipher: Good.
TheHostileIntention: TheHostileIntention Looks around.
P3LON: yes too bad u cannot get revenge on morpheus
Twistipher: We'll make sure no cars explode on this venture.
Hutchie: He got what he deserved along time ago
C0rinthians: Hehe
Palatial: no but we can take out what morpheus loved most....his precious niobe
Twin: So I heard.
Hutchie: We couldnt let him get off so easily heh. So shall we proceed?
P3LON: can u go ghost one more time twin?
Insertion: Can we move along and attempt to locate your other half, then?
Xeros: Let's find Heckle.
Equinoriox: hey Entropi
Entropi: Yes, shall we?
P3LON: omg lvl 55 master assasin
P3LON: yes....
P3LON: so twin shall we get this show goin?
Twin: Hm...
Twin: The Crow Bar is probably long gone...
Xeros: They are based out of Stamos.
Twin: He never was stupid enough to stick around long after a deal.
Twin: He wouldn't want the parts for himself.
Hutchie: So where is the target?
Twin: There's someone else involved.
Twistipher: A collector.
P3LON: Who?
Hutchie: Any hints as to who?
Insertion: The Unlimits had shown some interest, no?
Twin: We'll just have to go find out now, won't we?
Noires: Indeed.
Twistipher: Indeed.
P3LON: yes lead the way
P3LON: o white one...
Hutchie: Sure will, so where we headed?
Entropi: After you.
Equinoriox: hey noires
Twistipher: A door, convienent.
Shadowpoet: twin why u walking so slow
P3LON: omg
Twistipher: For the love of god he's going to do that again..
Xeros: Old trick?
Twin: What kept you?
P3LON: damn zombies
P3LON: we must move
Xeros: We aren't ghosts, remember?
MathalosVH: Hello Twin
Twistipher: Let's move away from the Zombies.
TheHostileIntention: Hey Twin
Hutchie: The system is not welcome here
TheHostileIntention: looking good
P3LON: he attacked the twin!
Insertion: Some of us can't walk through walls, you know.
P3LON: kill bad touch!!
Twin: Messy.
P3LON: ehh twint
P3LON: EVADE SAVES LIVES!
Ingus: Back in business.
Twistipher: Speed would be lovely right about now.
Twin: That...is getting annoying.
Xeros: Oh...a formal introduction.
Xeros: Those are our new toys, the Unlimit.
Twin: Oops.
TheMinezEdition: rez now
Twin: It broke.
Hutchie: Heh
BeBeH: Lol
TheMinezEdition: come on
TheMinezEdition: u broke
C0rinthians: lol
TheMinezEdition: me
P3LON: twin we must pick up the speed
Insertion: We're drawing attention...
Twin: That's your problem, humans... Always in a hurry.
C0rinthians: lol
P3LON: ..
Twin: Time, you know, waits for no man. So why rush?
Xeros: You do want your brother, no?
C0rinthians: =
Xeros: Why let them get settled.
Twistipher: When the day comes where I too can become immatterial I will take my time.
Twin: Oh, by the way...
Twin: What is that?
BeBeH: Anomes goonies...
Twistipher: A pest.
Xeros: It's an Unlimit.
Twin: Who?
Hutchie: A zion defector gone off its rocker
Tseng: thing have changed alot since youve been gone
Insertion: They've been cheating the system, recently.
Xeros: People like us, who couldn't find power by themselves.
Twistipher: Humans using cheat codes.
Xeros: Needed cheat codes. It's why you're back.
Insertion: It's how we got you back, really.
Twin: Hm.
Entropi: Do be a dear and finish him off.
Xeros: We used their code to find your pieces.
GE01: me 2
Twin: Oh, I was going to say...
Twin: If any more Machinists show up...
Twin: Just kill them.
Twistipher: Obviously.
P3LON: will do
Hutchie: As good as done.
Xeros: Roger.
Twin: Good.
BeBeH: anyone have an anit biotic?....
BeBeH: anti*
BeBeH: ty, lord.
Xeros: Here.
Twin: This way...
P3LON: anyone send me an invite?
Twin: I don't suppose Trinity is still about?
Twistipher: Dead.
Xeros: Dead, before Morpheus.
BeBeH: trinity? she's long gone...
Twin: Ah, pity.
Ingus: Forgotten.
BeBeH: mm
P3LON: and neo....
Twistipher: I have a friend that could hook you up with a simulacrum if you're really that interested.
Twin: Hm..,
P3LON: the mech
P3LON: we must kill him
Twistipher: Next time.
Insertion: Both of them.
P3LON: now
TheHostileIntention: TheHostileIntention Waves to the twin.
TheHostileIntention: Hehe
Entropi: Much better.
Twin: Not very bright, I'm afraid.
P3LON: god damnit...i hate dinner time
Twistipher: They work for the Machines don't they?
Ingus: You'll find yourself quite the entertainment in this post-truce world.
Twin: What truce?
Twistipher: Long story. We'll tell you later.
Ingus: The truce that was established by The One.
BeBeH: Oh you havent heard?
BeBeH: Ya long story....
Hutchie: Neo.....
MathalosVH: Don't act you don't remember
Xeros: Neo.
MathalosVH: like you*
Hutchie: Saved the matrix, got a truce.
Hutchie: Not so long.
Xeros: Saved humans. Now the Machines control more.
Xeros: They allow us, redpills, to be freed in mass.
Twistipher: Hah.
P3LON: i see you havnt lost your touch
Twin: Lovely.
Twin: As long as we can still kill whoever we like.
Xeros: They'll still try to delete you.
Xeros: The Merovingian's cohort does not apply.
Nuex: cool
Ingus: You'll have plenty to kill, as you can see.
Twistipher: Not so bright.
C0rinthians: Hehe
Hutchie: Pretty dumb actually
Twin: Fun.
Hutchie: That too heh
Insertion: Might I suggest that you change to a less tangible form?
Twistipher: The idea is to follow him. Not lose him.
Ingus: Twin, are you amused yet?
TheHostileIntention: Arghhh
Twin: Not quite.
Ingus: The Machine's Rent-a-cops are eager to greet you tonight.
Xeros: Let the Twin practice a bit.
Nuex: so when did we get twin put together?
Ingus: In our latest critical mission.
Nuex: nice
BeBeH: Cave monkeys should be coming soon.....
Noires: Ingus, always a pleasure to see you.
Ingus: Hello dear.
BeBeH: What the...
Twistipher: Well...
Entropi: Kill them.
Xeros: Runners?
Twistipher: Heh
Twin: What have we here?
Hutchie: Take them down!!
Twin: Looks like a bit of fun.
Xeros: Switchblade.
Twin: Ah.
TheMinezEdition: noyce
MathalosVH: Very nice moves you got there
Twistipher: Leave now Machinist
Hutchie: Here
P3LON: mercio
P3LON: ur presence isnt wanted here
Mercio: ...
P3LON: i warned u bro
Twistipher: Zions here. Time just became limited.
Xeros: Stop with the heal spams.
Mercio: Just observing..
P3LON: omg when did nuex go merv?
Ingus: Business as usual.
Agent (shouting):
P3LON: which floor twin?
Twistipher: Heh. Hello girly.
P3LON: a woman...
P3LON: well we can have fun with her...
Insertion: You just recently acquired some pieces of... well.. let's leave it as "pieces". Unfortunately, those pieces belonged to someone else, if you get my drift.
Weaver: Um...
Nuex: Nice clothes Weaver
Nuex: if your from Texas
Twin: Hello, precious.
Hutchie: stop the heals
Weaver: ...
Twin: You have something of mine.
BigDaIIas: BigDaIIas cough.
Twin: Be a dear and hand it over.
Hutchie: I say we attack her and take whatever she has from her corpse
Weaver: I...
P3LON: we dont wanna hurt u puppet...
BeBeH: Do it.
Ingus: Ingus chuckles..
Nuex: she can keep the clothes she has on though
BeBeH: What are you waiting for?--Do it.
Insertion: It doesn't seem like you have any other choice, Weaver.
MCOriginal13: lol
BeBeH: ((lol))
Twin: Don't make this hard on yourself, baby.
Shadowpoet: yeah
Shadowpoet: we have u surrounded
Twistipher: Obviously...
Noires: Oh kill her, what is she gonna do...make your coat shrink?
Weaver: Damn it.
P3LON: plus u can only make clothes
BeBeH: Twin, blow her a kiss goodbye. Can we smoke her? Please?
Weaver: Such nice material, too.
Twistipher: Nah, I think she'd enjoy the dungeon abit better. Perhaps Blackwood?
Nuex: Might be a good idea just to give him what he wants Weaver
Twin: Glad you like it.
Hutchie: Yeah we got itchy trigger fingers
Twin: Now, before I have to get rough...
Shadowpoet: get rough
Noires: Maybe she likes it rough Twin...
P3LON: ill give it to her rough
P3LON: in the nostril!!
Weaver: ...
Weaver: Fine.
P3LON: mathalos is listenin to our conversation
Nuex: Good girl
C0rinthians: Took you awhile.
Twistipher: You live another day. Beautiful trade isn't it?
Twin: Ah. I resemble these.
Twin: Pants and feet. You were hitting below the belt, miss.
Insertion: Weaver, how much did you pay for this?
Twin: Not very nice. Not very nice at all.
Nuex: what the hell?
MCOriginal13: lol
P3LON (shouting): damn jooo jnr!!!
Weaver: Hey, they were up for grabs.
Hutchie: From who?
Xeros: Machinists.
P3LON: she found them at the highway
Mercio: Nice to see we can blow you up again Twin.
Twin: Well, now we've straightened that out, haven't we?
Xeros: Definately.
HutchieJNR (shouting): F U ALL machines attack em you all blame me F U
Hutchie: I still say we kill her
Weaver: Yeah, yeah...
Twin: Lovely.
HutchieJNR (shouting): Now I'll be the ne attacking.
Equinoriox: hello
Nuex: Nah, her sense of style may still be of use
Twin: I suggest you skedaddle, love.
Twin: Before some of my friends here get frisky.
P3LON: ill give u my number real quik
Hutchie: Probably for the best.
P3LON: 555 7847
Weaver: Right. You're quite the gentleman.
Twin: Don't let it fool you.
MCOriginal13: ok ok ok sheesh
P3LON: and now twin?
P3LON: shall we kill the reds ourside who await us?
Xeros: Want more practice?
Twin: Oh, are there more?
Twistipher: Always.
Hutchie: Alot more
Equinoriox: hey Twin, is your brother coming soon?
P3LON: yes outside this door
Twin: How obliging.
P3LON: time to take revenge
Mercio: Twin come out to play.
Entropi: You don't want that.
Entropi: You don't want that at all.
Alzucar (shouting): Let me in, i wanna touch the twin in "naughty" places!!!!
Shadowpoet: anyone rez?
Twin: This looks like a good spot.
Twin: Time for some fun.
Xeros: Oh?
Hutchie: stop the heals
C0rinthians: Thx
Twin: Appetizers.
TheHarlot: PWNT
TheMinezEdition: HA
TheHarlot: HAHAHAHAH
TheHarlot: GE TPWNT
DrBadTouch: lol
Twin: Excuse me one moment.
P3LON: our twin went to kill a bigger fish...
Equinoriox: hey monkey
Equinoriox: rebuff plz =)
MonkeyCraze: sup
MonkeyCraze: k
MonkeyCraze: 1 sec
MonkeyCraze: delete the other buffs first
Equinoriox: did
Entropi: Neat trick.
Equinoriox: nice dress Noires
Noires: ty
GE01: so where'd u go twin?
Equinoriox: wb twin
Twin: To take care of a little business.
Mercio: Frankly, Twin, I'm flad you two are back.
Twin: One and a half.
GE01: where u successful?
Equinoriox: hey Twin
Equinoriox: u forgot ur shield
Mercio: One and A Half is better than one....
DumDum: i wanna sex you truc
Mercio: But, The Merv was lacking the special viciousness without You two.
Equinoriox: lol
Equinoriox: go Twin
Mercio: I'll look forward to your switch blade.
Equinoriox: GO TWIN
P3LON: MACHEET
Equinoriox: rofl
MathalosVH: Greetings Soluma
Insertion: Soluma, is there a reason you're here? Seems a bit dangerous, no?
Equinoriox: ey soluma
Nuex: What do you want Soluma?
Equinoriox: hey soluma*
Soluma: I'm a medic. It's against the Geneva Conventions to shoot me... or something....
Noires: Whatever gets ya through the day hon.
Hutchie: Who cares about any conventions
Equinoriox: how u been Soluma
Equinoriox: lol
Equinoriox: go Twin
Ingus: damn
Equinoriox: Twin owns
P3LON: O.o
HutchieJNR: Unlucky you.
Twin: Well, lads, it's been a hoot.
P3LON: Teh Silver twin
Hutchie: This is getting dull.
P3LON: take care twin
Equinoriox: cya Twin
FeIicite: Adios Twin
Xeros: It was a pleasure.
P3LON: btw o u have a real name?
Twin: Time for me to get myself back together.