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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Wed 12th of Sep 2007 at 06:17 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
*You target [Hardline]*
*Upgrade Artist Upgrade is no longer active.*
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*Upgrade Artist Upgrade is no longer active.*
*You are now using the Hacker Style martial arts style.*
*You target [Vogt] the level 35 Kung Fu Master.*
*[Vogt] is friendly.*
*You target [SIMLO]*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
*Recursion.Rylet is in The Matrix.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_849.jpg.*
*You target [Vogt] the level 35 Kung Fu Master.*
*[Vogt] is friendly.*
*You bow formally at Vogt.*
*You target [SIMLO]*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
Vogt: Hello.
SIMLO: I have been programmed with basic social interaction protocols but with the ability to learn. This has not included protocols for the interactions in question as it is somewhat inefficient.
*You bow formally at SIMLO.*
*You target [Nemases] the level 50 Trauma Surgeon.*
*[Nemases] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Nemases.*
*You target [Vogt] the level 35 Kung Fu Master.*
*[Vogt] is friendly.*
*none (Allow)*
Havocide: How so "inefficient"? I find it rather helpfull.
*MysticJad1a bows her head to Vogt.*
*Vogt is offline.*
SIMLO: In what respect?
*Abuto waves to sweetnovember.*
Staticzero: This converstation starting to worry me
*sweetnovember waves to Abuto.*
Havocide: Relieves stress, helps with building relationships..friendships however you want to look at it.
*Abuto shakes sweetnovember's hand.*
Othinn: What "protocols" are we talking about?
Abuto: Hi.
sweetnovember: Hello
*You have successfully changed your RSI's mood.*
*You target [sweetnovember] the level 12 Soldier.*
*[sweetnovember] is friendly.*
Havocide: Im putting SIMLO to the test, Othinn.
*Starschwar looks around.*
*Starschwar salutes to SIMLO.*
Othinn: Yes. But I got here late, so I'm not sure what the topic is.
*SIMLO bows his head to Starschwar.*
Teegro: What is your primary function SIMLO?
*Recursion.Toluca is offline.*
SIMLO: To liaise and communicate with Machine operatives and Machine superiors.
*Vector-Hostile.Titchborne is in The Matrix.*
*Abuto shakes GamiSB's hand.*
Havocide: So what will it be SIMLO? Try it? Or not? Surely you want to expereince all social interactions.
*Abuto salutes to GamiSB.*
Teegro: What are your current orders or instructions with regards interations with non machine opperatives?
Starschwar: Don't pester the liason, people.
Teegro: *interactions
SIMLO: Design dictates that I interact in a diplomatic fashion, meaning I communicate with operatives of all organizations.
Othinn: That's good.
*You look around.*
Havocide: ...
GamiSB: Sounds fun.
Havocide: Oh well then, he cant be everything.
*You are wondering about something.*
SIMLO: Starschwar, Fryzool or Perplexus. Havocide /lookaround
SIMLO: Havocide is offering to kiss me, what do you suggest?
Havocide: Haha.
Fryzool: Um....dont?
Starschwar: Want us to remove him, Simlo?
Havocide: Such a testing question.
Staticzero: Creepy Havo
Othinn: You don't have to if you don't want to.
*Havocide giggles at Starschwar.*
*Havocide giggles at SIMLO.*
Staticzero: don't remove him yet.. coding something
Havocide: The problem is choice, SIMLO.
SIMLO: I have not encountered such a situation to offer logical judgement.
Havocide: Make up your own mind.
Staticzero: TAkes a patch to make the other one
Staticzero: I don't have it
Teegro: Organic lifeforms learn from their experiences and interaction with both the world and other life forms around them. My advice is to open yourself up to new experiences. You might find your program tested in new and interesting ways.
Starschwar: Turn him down, Simlo. Don't give our enemies what they want, no matter how insignifigant.
Fryzool: Indeed
Staticzero: Or Just shoot him SImlo..
TiangoVirus: Yes, Violence is always the asnwer
Havocide: Oh I dont want it.
Havocide: Im just testing his programming
Othinn: If you are unsure, SIMLO, then it is probably best not to go along with it.
*SIMLO looks around Staticzero.*
Staticzero: Just take out a gun.. And shoot him
Starschwar: Well, don't give him, the gratification of the test then.
Havocide: ...
Staticzero: Simple
Havocide: Erm...
Staticzero: don't make a choice..
*Havocide looks around SIMLO.*
*Sorhen shakes Starschwar's hand.*
Havocide: Dont do this.
*Recursion.NightTrace is offline.*
Havocide: Wh...
Staticzero: YES
Starschwar: Ha! Right choice Sim.
Havocide: Oh great.
Staticzero: I win again
*SIMLO has surrendered to Havocide in a dueling challenge.*
Havocide: So be it..
Havocide: Heh.
Teegro: How sad. You make the same mistake humans do when faced with something that makes them afraid: violence.
SIMLO: Interesting. That conflicts with my diplomatic approach.
Havocide: Conflicting, are we SIMLO?
Starschwar: So, what was the problem? Mikey not returning your calls Havocide?
*WoIfess is in The Matrix.*
*Recursion.exivy is offline.*
Havocide: Whos Mikey?
Staticzero: This isn't voilence
Staticzero: EJP stops the threat of Real Voilence
Starschwar: Popper. Guy you work for. Prays to Neo twelve times daily, crys himself to sleep at night while cutting himself. That guy.
Staticzero: But lets say I was to crash my hovercraft into some elses.. well that would be voilent
Staticzero: and mean somethig..
Havocide: Oh I dont tend to mix work with pleasure.
*SilkPhoenix is in The Matrix.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
Havocide: But this well its pleasure on seperate levels.
[Team] Othinn: -
*Recursion.Zeissman is in The Matrix.*
Starschwar: Whatever. Go pester Itarrot or something
Havocide: Nah.
Havocide: He aint a program.
Smike: Please refrain from any homoerotic advances toward our liasons.
Havocide: Haha.
SIMLO: I am curious as to why Havocide displays such as desire to do so.
Havocide: I think I said, I was testing your programming.
Staticzero: he is mecha-curious...?
Fryzool: He is EPN....no other explanation needed.
Starschwar: Most likely trying to annoy us, Simlo.
*You target [SilkPhoenix] the level 41 Kung Fu Master.*
*[SilkPhoenix] is friendly.*
*You cheer for SilkPhoenix.*
Fryzool: If they used logic.....they would not be in EPN.
Teegro: (( think about it, no std's pr prgnancy, virtual sex in the matrix is the way of the future!!))
Havocide: Works on to levels Fuzzy.
*Recursion.NightTrace is in The Matrix.*
*GamiSB shakes SIMLO's hand.*
GamiSB: Thanks for the show.
*Havocide giggles like a schoolgirl.*
*EmpyreanTrance yawns.*
Havocide: Perhaps its too public for you SIMLO.
SIMLO: Why are you testing my programming?
Staticzero: Maybe he wants let you down easy HAvo and hasn't found the right words?
Havocide: Because I choose to.
Teegro: We each test our own programming each day. It's how we remind ourselves we're still alive
*EmpyreanTrance hugs SilkPhoenix.*
EmpyreanTrance: How's life?
SilkPhoenix: Hello Empy.
SilkPhoenix: Improving vastly I think.
EmpyreanTrance: How so?
SilkPhoenix: SilkPhoenix gestures to the pair sitting on the bench.
Havocide: ...
*Perplexus executed Resist Combat on you!*
Starschwar: Ehwha?
Staticzero: Ahhh Thanks silk
*Mechanimal salutes to Smike.*
EmpyreanTrance: I see
Starschwar: Oh... sorry Simlo, was engrossed in a conversation.
*SilkPhoenix giggles like a schoolgirl.*
Starschwar: What did I miss?
*Starschwar looks around.*
Staticzero: Nothing
Staticzero: Takes Simo forever to anwser.. and Havocide longer to respond
Staticzero: :)
Havocide: Oh I've already responded.
Staticzero: Oh I missed it
Havocide: Waiting on Mr. Circuits over there.
Havocide: Havocide grins.
Staticzero: Are you trying to cook his noodle.. Havocide?
Havocide: Er..no.
Staticzero: Not like that.. I mean fry his brain
Havocide: Why no, its not exactly a hard thing to do.
Staticzero: hehe..
Havocide: Means nothing.
[Team] Othinn: 0
SIMLO: Anything to report Smike, Starschwar or Mechanimal?
Starschwar: Report? No, nothing new.
Havocide: Heh, so he ignores it.
Staticzero: Looks that way
Staticzero: You got dissed by a pile of bits..
SIMLO: I choose to, Havocide.
Havocide: Haha, smart.
Othinn: He's most likely reprogrammed his perception to remove anything that acknowledges your existances.
Starschwar: Nice.
Smike: Negative, SIMLO
*Starschwar gives SIMLO the thumbs up.*
*You target [Proof1] the level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster.*
*[Proof1] is friendly.*
*You target [Melvina] the level 50 Kung Fu Master.*
*[Melvina] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Melvina.*
*You target [Oriyx] the level 50 Upgrade Master.*
*[Oriyx] is friendly.*
*Vector-Hostile.Dreami is offline.*
*You cheer for Oriyx.*
*SIMLO bows his head to BaCintas.*
Smike: Just the usual ragtag bunch of pariahs littering the hardlines.
*SIMLO bows his head to Tiango.*
*Tiango tips his hat to SIMLO.*
Staticzero: So Simlo really you should think about expanding the horizens.. the Merv is allways hiring new programs for target practice?
SIMLO: Perhaps instead you should join the Machinist cause.
Staticzero: Really
Staticzero: What do you guys offer?
SIMLO: An efficient and simple existance.
Staticzero: Simple sounds..
Staticzero: Dull
SIMLO: Or perhaps you have a problem with following orders.
*SIMLO shakes GraceofDarkness's hand.*
Staticzero: Nah I follow orders well...
*You look around.*
SilkPhoenix: Depending on the orders...
Staticzero: It's easy to follow orders when your on top of the food change and not in it
EmpyreanTrance: ((chain*? lol))
[Team] Othinn: 0
*RedRedRayne is in The Matrix.*
*Sorhen salutes to Starschwar.*
Staticzero: I know.. Leave me be )
EmpyreanTrance: no :D lol ))
Starschwar: I'm off. Be well, Simlo.
Staticzero: But really.. I am the leader of Con
SIMLO: Nobody is ever 'above the food chain'.
Staticzero: To get me and my whole faction to switch .. what would it be worth?
Staticzero: Everything has a price...
Smike: Your continued existence.
SilkPhoenix: Can't say I'm too fond of deletion Static...
*Recursion.Zeissman is offline.*
SIMLO: To effectively buy you into our organization would highlight a dishonest nature in yourself.
SIMLO: The choice is ultimatley yours.
*You target [RedRedRayne] the level 50 SMG Specialist.*
*[RedRedRayne] is friendly.*
*You cheer for RedRedRayne.*
SilkPhoenix: He says that to a Merv.....
Staticzero: Smike I doubt ther is anything YOU can do to delete me.. or cease my existance..
Staticzero: I know silk I love it
*You target [SIMLO]*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
Kawari: You forget who he works for.
Staticzero: Hell I am the merv that never lies.. the truth is far to much fun
Smike: It is only a matter of time...
SilkPhoenix: And you forget who we work for. *giggles*
GraceofDarkness: An idiot.
Kawari: Tricks will only last the Merovingian so long.
RedRedRayne: and what festivites did I walk in on
Staticzero: Tell you what smike you keep working on that.. I am go drink a few beers.. And party
Staticzero: I asked Simlo to switch to merv
SilkPhoenix: Oh just the blathering of fools Red.
Staticzero: and smike is threating to delete me
RedRedRayne: oh no, i'm scared now
SilkPhoenix: Too bad his bark is much bigger than his bite... in fact... I probably bite harder.
Kawari: Your too tense, Static. For an Exile that is.
Smike: Delete? Are you a piece of software?
Othinn: (Ooh.)
RedRedRayne: hey Smike do it, Static owes me money and he won't caught it up
*You target [SilkPhoenix] the level 41 Kung Fu Master.*
*[SilkPhoenix] is friendly.*
Staticzero: Nah not software..
RedRedRayne: cough even*
Staticzero: Just poking fun at yya smike.. you know I love ya
Staticzero: I love all my mechy buddies
*You look around.*
SIMLO: Does that not conflict with your organizations' stance?
Staticzero: but I don't want to kiss you simlo
RedRedRayne: we have a stance?
RedRedRayne: static when did that happen?
RedRedRayne: damn it people send me the memo's
Staticzero: we have a stance ./mood stoic
*Oriyx is offline.*
RedRedRayne: oh. right
SIMLO: I am reffering to Staticzeros' comment about having machine 'buddies'.
Staticzero: Hmmm and I thought my job was to Gather Intel
RedRedRayne: oh were friends with everyone they just dont' know it yet
Staticzero: Not fight in the in the zion and machine war
Staticzero: See Simlo it's simple.. I Work for the merv. So that Neither side wins ever...
Staticzero: One side winss. Then No more use for me..
*You target [SilkPhoenix] the level 41 Kung Fu Master.*
*[SilkPhoenix] is friendly.*
*You cheer for SilkPhoenix.*
Staticzero: its simple math
Nicho: Whats going on here?
Smike: I thought you were the top of the food chain?
*SilkPhoenix blows a kiss to you.*
Kawari: Your not making any sense at al, mate.
*You target [SilkPhoenix] the level 41 Kung Fu Master.*
*[SilkPhoenix] is friendly.*
*You give two thumbs up to SilkPhoenix.*
Staticzero: If one side wins. that food chain changes direction doesn't it
RedRedRayne: and we all live unhappily everafter, like a grim little fairy talil
Staticzero: Or has Working for Mech finally blinded you to that SMike
Staticzero: or just because you think I am merv I am to stupid to figure that out
Kawari: So, your a Merovingian Aligned Operative .. because?
Staticzero: Really.. and watching what the mechs lied to There own ..
Kawari: You want to tie with everyone?
Staticzero: I can't believe anyone would trust them
Staticzero: Cause. working for the merv I know what he is about
Staticzero: Machines and Zions both lie
GraceofDarkness: Sure you do.
Kawari: Gaining power, while using you as a tool to get it?
Staticzero: And Lie about lieing
Staticzero: Yup bingo
SonOfThree: see that
Kawari: So your a Tool?
SonOfThree: that is where you are wrong
SonOfThree: we arn't unwittingly duped into service
Staticzero: No I am letting you believe what you want so you leave my converstion with simlo
SonOfThree: we need no high ideal
Kawari: Then tell me, what has he given you other than a Party every now and then?
SonOfThree: power is shared amongst those who achieve
Staticzero: What ahve the mechs giving you
Staticzero: Hmmm...
GraceofDarkness: Plenty.
Staticzero: Like?
GraceofDarkness: None that is of your business.
*You target [Kurena] the level 29 Martial Arts Initiate.*
*[Kurena] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Kurena.*
Staticzero: Oh right a puppet org they lied too
Kawari: Well, more than that Cake your cherish so much.
RedRedRayne: I think that proves the point
SonOfThree: The mechs gave you a speach and a ideal that is unatainable
GraceofDarkness: Sure it does, RedRedRayne.
Staticzero: Wait it's coming.. that's right who killed SKinner?
Kawari: Your talkig about Re-Insertion?
RedRedRayne: glad you agree
*SilkPhoenix stretches.*
*You target [Staticzero] the level 50 Master Shadow.*
*[Staticzero] is friendly.*
*SonOfThree giggles like a schoolgirl.*
SonOfThree: Reinsertion
SonOfThree: how silly
Staticzero: Let's see .. Check the score.. Mechs lost One Leader.. Zion lost how many now.. and the Merv how many have we lost?
Kawari: Then why did you bring it up?
Kawari: As I Said, Tricks will only last the Merovingian so long.
Staticzero: Well it's important to note
SonOfThree: Static
Staticzero: Machine tricks didn't last 2 weeks with the merv
SonOfThree: we have buisness a hardline over to atend to
Staticzero: before one of your own got kill coded..
Staticzero: and Pace
Staticzero: That is comdey
Staticzero: Next...
Kawari: Skinner was a loose canon to begin with.
SonOfThree: Oh wait
Staticzero: How close have you gotten
SonOfThree: the parasite is here
Kawari: Weak programs and replaced by better ones.
*Vector-Hostile.Aggie is in The Matrix.*
Staticzero: Good so you say Pace is weak
Staticzero: Glad you agree
Kawari: Has she been replaced?
Kawari: Ok then.
RedRedRayne: RedRedRayne grins.
Staticzero: Soon..
*Nemases cheers for SonOfThree.*
GraceofDarkness: I think not.
Kawari: Your drawing facts to support your own conclusions.
SonOfThree: You sent tells to nem smike I think you meant for me
Kawari: Stay on point.
Staticzero: Her job is watching the puppet org
SonOfThree: I know how sweet on me you are
Staticzero: What is lower then that
Staticzero: besides you?
Smike: Shhhh
Othinn: Don't you all tire of the same arguments over and over again? This is another rerun of the same stuff I've heard since the truce started.
[Team] Othinn: 0
Kawari: Soon? Is that supposed to scare us into thinking that you know something the Merovingian is up to? Hardly.
GraceofDarkness: Keep out of this cave monkey.
SonOfThree: don't you get tired of the same dance animations over and over again othinn?
Staticzero: Check the data drop
Staticzero: You know the same I do
Staticzero: Archy Put the shut up on her
Staticzero: Not looking good
Staticzero: One bullet and they are ready to put her out to pasture
Staticzero: Moo with me
Staticzero: MOO
Kawari: Lol, an experimental Kill Code not even meant for her and you put her down for the count. You really underestimate this System.
*RedRedRayne giggles at Staticzero.*
RedRedRayne: what was that again static?
Staticzero: Look at the data drop
Staticzero: Archy just about ingored her
Staticzero: Funny
Staticzero: and you have the nerve to call me a lair on it
Staticzero: ok fine I read something competely different then you did
Staticzero: You win
Staticzero: happy
Kawari: You make this up as you go along or do you plan it out incase your even given attention?
Staticzero: Sigh
Staticzero: I said you win
Staticzero: I swear nem he is like arguing with you
Staticzero: You win..
Staticzero: You win
Staticzero: You win
Staticzero: And he still argues about winning
Kawari: Given up on your cause and beliefs so quick. Shame.
*Nemases giggles like a schoolgirl.*
RedRedRayne: some people need a few goes to get the point static you know that
Staticzero: Nah just live by a motto
Staticzero: Don't cast pearls unto to swine
*Vector-Hostile.Aggie is offline.*
Staticzero: ie.. Don't waste knowledge on morons
*Vector-Hostile.Aggie is in The Matrix.*
Kawari: What better advice, than to follow your own.
Staticzero: I am
Staticzero: I ended the converstaion right
Staticzero: Thanks
SonOfThree: last word.
Staticzero: Point proven
RedRedRayne: *smirks*
SonOfThree: I get it.
SonOfThree: ha
SonOfThree: ha
Staticzero: Ignore ftw
SonOfThree: no shut up static
Nemases: lol
SonOfThree: I get the last word ok
Staticzero: no
*SIMLO is offline.*