Archival Science in a Post-War Simulation


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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Thu 13th of Sep 2007 at 07:05 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:



*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*SniperWolf101 is in The Matrix.*
*Haigen Level 45 Karate Master*
*Found 1 players.*
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
*You bow formally at Haigen.*
[Area] DemondHunter: Soo...Nemases.
*Successfully added waypoint*
[Area] Nemases: yes Demond?
*none (Allow)*
[Area] DemondHunter: How's life treatin'?
[Area] Nemases: delightful as always.
[Area] DemondHunter: Heh
[Area] Nemases: you?
[Area] DemondHunter: Words I can't use in the presence of a lady.
[Area] Nemases: sorry to hear that
[Area] DemondHunter: Heh
*You look around.*
[Area] Haigen: Hello Othinn.
[Area] Othinn: Hello Haigen. How are you?
[Area] Haigen: I'm wonderful, dear. Thank you.
[Area] Othinn: Good to hear.
*Tysias is in The Matrix.*
*WoIfess is offline.*
*You target [Tysias] the level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster.*
*[Tysias] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Tysias.*
*Valent1ne is offline.*
*Nemases yawns.*
*Kedralynn is in The Matrix.*
*none (Allow)*
*You target [ChasingDreams] the level 46 Knife Thrower.*
*[ChasingDreams] is friendly.*
*You cheer for ChasingDreams.*
[Area] GraceofDarkness: Mornin' Res.
[Area] Resillience: Morning.
[Area] Haigen: Hi there Resillience.
[Area] Resillience: Hello.
*You target [Resillience] the level 46 Karate Master.*
*[Resillience] is friendly.*
*Haigen hugs Resillience.*
[Area] Resillience: What brings you to tabor west?
[Area] Haigen: Another day, darling.
[Area] Resillience: Resillience nods.
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
*You bow formally at Haigen.*
*You warm up with some neck exercises.*
*You target [Evangelus] the level 14 Soldier.*
*[Evangelus] is friendly.*
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: Morning everyone.
[Area] Sorrent: Good Morning ViralMarauder
[Area] Haigen: Good morning, dear.
[Area] DemondHunter: Mornin' Viral.
[Area] GraceofDarkness: Mornin' Viral.
*Reikira is in The Matrix.*
*You target [Simonious] the level 6 Operative.*
*[Simonious] is friendly.*
*none (Allow)*
*Haigen hugs ViralMarauder.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: How are things this morning ma'am?
[Area] Haigen: Lovely. It's a day of rest after such a long week of training.
*You have successfully changed your RSI's mood.*
[Area] DemondHunter: Haigen...
[Area] Evangelus: Evangelus sighs.
[Area] Evangelus: He's late.
[Area] Haigen: Yes dar?
[Area] DemondHunter: Just for my ow curiosity....why don't you ever wear a mask?
[Area] ViralMarauder: Who's late?
[Area] DemondHunter: Not that I want to hide your pretty face...just wondering
[Area] Haigen: No worries, dear. I get asked that a lot.
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*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*Haigen Level 45 Karate Master*
*Found 1 players.*
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
*You bow formally at Haigen.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
[Area] Chloe22: mendelevius
[Area] Chloe22: make me cpt please
*none (Allow)*
[Area] Mendelevius: (( whoops
[Area] Michael1: Well...Well...Well
[Area] Michael1: Hello Haigen.
[Area] Haigen: Hello, Michael.
*You look around.*
[Area] Michael1: Are you awake?
[Area] Michael1: *laughs*
[Area] Haigen: Always.
*CutySuzuki is offline.*
[Area] Michael1: Then why you wish to others sweet dreams?
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
[Area] Michael1: You can't reinsert a redpill.
[Area] Haigen: Haigen grins.
[Area] Haigen: How observant.
*You look around.*
*EvilSuzuki is in The Matrix.*
*Reikira is offline.*
[Area] Michael1: Thank you.
*You target [Memoriam] the level 18 Gunman.*
*[Memoriam] is friendly.*
*You target [Memoriam] the level 18 Gunman.*
*[Memoriam] is friendly.*
[Area] Haigen: Is it wrong of me to wish well on others?
[Area] Michael1: No. Not at all.
[Area] Michael1: But why wish something that is not doable?
[Area] Haigen: Dreams come in many ways, my dear.
[Area] Michael1: I don't see dreams.
[Area] Haigen: Sleep, staring blankly at the sky, even death.
[Area] Haigen: How...unfortunate, for you.
[Area] telemancer: hey othinn
[Area] Michael1: It is very unlucky to work for the Machines so many years and now they say that there is no thing as reinsertion.
[Area] Moonfighter: that epn who can i get that
*You target [Moonfighter] the level 16 Gunman.*
*[Moonfighter] is friendly.*
[Area] Haigen: Yes, I'm sure that Cryptos weeps for us all.
[Area] Haigen: However, none of the rest of us care.
*You target [Kedralynn] the level 50 SMG Specialist.*
*[Kedralynn] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Kedralynn.*
*none (Allow)*
[Area] Moonfighter: soiz look thos
[Area] Michael1: Are you sure?
[Area] Haigen: Certainly.
[Area] Solz: nice
[Area] Moonfighter: this is female shoes
[Area] Michael1: I wouldn't be so sure if i was you.
[Area] Haigen: Oh, why not?
*You target [Shenya] the level 10 Spy.*
*[Shenya] is friendly.*
[Area] Michael1: There might be complains about the reinsertion.
*You target [Savolinna] the level 18 Apparel Maker.*
*[Savolinna] is friendly.*
[Area] Haigen: Well if there are, please forward them to my inbox as I've heard none.
*Endomorph tips his hat to Haigen.*
[Area] Michael1: Can we talk somewhere more private?
[Area] Endomorph: Consulting with the Enemy.
[Area] Haigen: Why would I want to do that?
[Area] Endomorph: Tsk Tsk,
[Area] Michael1: You can bring Endomorph if you want protection.
*You target [Kedralynn] the level 50 SMG Specialist.*
*[Kedralynn] is friendly.*
*You whistle at Kedralynn.*
[Area] Haigen: Protection isn't something I'm concerned with.
*Endomorph cries mockingly at Michael1.*
[Area] Michael1: I want to talk to you about Insomnia Diversion.
*H0nneybunny is offline.*
*You target [Memoriam] the level 18 Gunman.*
*[Memoriam] is friendly.*
[Area] Haigen: Oh really?
*Tysias is offline.*
[Area] Michael1: You remember the faction?
[Area] Endomorph: Discussing Cypherite Factions with a Liason should'nt be Any of Your Concern.
[Area] Haigen: Yes, I know of them. Why are you concerned about them?
[Area] Michael1: They were disbanded a long time ago.
[Area] Haigen: Right.
*Shaylynn is offline.*
[Area] Michael1: But they never stopped.
*You target [MissLita] the level 50 Duelist.*
*[MissLita] is friendly.*
*You cheer for MissLita.*
[Area] Haigen: Right
*PjpecwV2 was just killed by Endomorph.*
[Area] Michael1: Do you care about this?
[Area] Haigen: I care about everything dear.
*Endomorph signals GraceofDarkness to take cover.*
*MissLita catches a whiff of something nasty from Kedralynn.*
[Area] Michael1: They are planning to come back.
[Area] Endomorph: Even me? :D
*MissLita catches a whiff of something nasty from Kedralynn.*
*Kedralynn does a door kick at MissLita.*
[Area] Haigen: So why are you concerned about this, dear?
[Area] Michael1: I have my reasons.
*Xintax88 kisses Haigen's ring.*
[Area] Haigen: Hi Xintax!
[Area] Xintax88: Hi Haigen.
*Xintax88 whistles at Haigen.*
*Reeverb cheers for Haigen.*
[Area] Endomorph: Eww its Reeverb,
[Area] Endomorph: :(
[Area] Reeverb: :(
[Area] Reeverb: *Shaylynn is in The Matrix.*
[Area] PistolZZ: Get a proper tree then i will
[Area] PistolZZ: a
*GraceofDarkness was just killed by Shickle.*
*Shickle was just killed by MissLita.*
*You look around.*
[Area] Shickle: I like MKT, but then I dont.
*Reeverb cheers for MINEZ.*
*MINEZ blows a kiss to Reeverb.*
*Reeverb blushes at MINEZ.*
*MINEZ giggles at Reeverb.*
[Area] PistolZZ: Ability maker is the next pwn tree?
*Xintax88 claps at Haigen.*
[Area] Endomorph: Tool Maker..
[Area] Reeverb: Maker, of tools.
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*Your last session was terminated using the /jackout command or by an unexpected disconnect. You have bypassed the loading area and been placed in the Matrix at your last known location.*
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*all (Allow)*
*Successfully added waypoint*
[Area] Reeverb: (( Hover your mouse over the icon. ))
[Area] Simonious: ((Thanks))
[Area] Reeverb: (( Or place it on the icon. Stats will show up. ))
[Area] Haigen: Yes, the next start will be more public.
[Area] Xintax88: (orly? :P)
*Othinn has joined the mission team.*
*You are now the leader of your mission team.*
*Mission team created.*
[Team] Othinn: 0
[Area] Endomorph: this way Fake Cyphs have a better chance of not hustling.
*Melvina is in The Matrix.*
*all (Allow)*
*all (Allow)*
[Area] GraceofDarkness: Over 40 kills Endo?
[Area] Haigen: Yes, he was wracking them up.
[Area] GraceofDarkness: You must have gotten lucky, I couldn't find an EPN Operative for shit.
*all (Allow)*
[Area] Haigen: Yes, many of them were reluctant to be our prey.
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
[Area] Xintax88: *cough* Cheat * cough*
*all (Allow)*
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
*You target [Polyxo] the level 50 Aikido Grandmaster.*
*[Polyxo] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Polyxo.*
*all (Allow)*
[Area] Endomorph: Lol i didnt cheat.
*Reconnection complete!*
*Reconnection complete!*
*DarkRider664 hugs Haigen.*
[Area] MissLita: haigen better watch it he stalks people
[Area] MissLita: ask cuty lol
[Area] Haigen: He's harmless, dear.
[Area] Reeverb: =P
[Area] DarkRider664: Tips from a weird person? Geez.
[Area] Haigen: Memoriam!
[Area] Xintax88: Lita has a point Haigen.
[Area] Memoriam: Hello!
[Area] Endomorph: A very good Point.
*Reconnection complete!*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*Memoriam waves to Haigen.*
*Haigen cheers for Memoriam.*
[Area] Endomorph: Haigen when will you have my Babies
[Area] Endomorph: i Have Veils Blessing.
[Area] Xintax88: silence
[Area] DarkRider664: I wonder if I should wear the Cypherite tag, again.
[Area] Haigen: It's not a shirt or something, dear.
[Area] Xintax88: Ehh shirt?
[Area] DarkRider664: Tell Nicho that.
[Area] Haigen: Viral!
*Reconnection complete!*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
[Team] Othinn: 0
[Area] PistolZZ: Haigen
[Area] Haigen: Yes dear?
*Xintax88 was just killed by MissLita.*
*MissLita has defeated Xintax88 in a dueling challenge!*
[Area] PistolZZ: Endo said you are a sexy beast down Ventrilo.
[Tell] To Syntax.Othinn: 0
[Tell] Syntax.Othinn: 0
*Vector-Hostile.Sutola is in The Matrix.*
[Area] Haigen: Well thank you Endomorph!
*PistolZZ has surrendered to Kedralynn in a dueling challenge.*
[Area] Endomorph: Huh
[Area] Xintax88: Any success with Gargy, Haigen?
[Tell] To Syntax.Othinn: 0
[Tell] Syntax.Othinn: 0
[Area] Endomorph: Haigen come to Widows moor
[Area] Endomorph: i want to show you something .
[Area] Haigen: Yes, he was like broken puppy.
[Area] Xintax88: Endo has some silver bullets for him.
[Area] Haigen: I think my boots do more damage dear.
[Area] PistolZZ: PWNED MUCH?
*Ignoring PistolZZ.*
*Kedralynn was just killed by Xintax88.*
*You look around.*
[Area] Xintax88: Ohh i want to try that out dear.
*Felton is in The Matrix.*
*Reconnection complete!*
*ChasingDreams is in The Matrix.*
[Area] PistolZZ: Demond
[Area] PistolZZ: How much do you need to faction hop lol?
[Area] PistolZZ: 5th faction this week?
*Reconnection complete!*
*CQs cheers for Endomorph.*
[Area] DemondHunter: ((pistol how long will it take you to grow up))
[Area] DemondHunter: ((damn dude get a life and quick bugging me all ready))
[Area] Endomorph: Forever,
[Area] Reeverb: (( 5 days. ))
[Area] PistolZZ: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((OK)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))BLUD
[Area] Endomorph: hes like Mini me From Austin Powers.
[Area] DemondHunter: ((first it was funny now it's like dude))
[Area] Reeverb: (( Like: Dude. ))
[Area] DemondHunter: ((omfg
[Area] Xintax88: But lets make a deal Haigen, when you are in the matrix, and are about to do some... training... then gimme a call and maybe i can help and accelerate the progress.
[Area] Endomorph: Save me Haigen
[Area] Haigen: Inuendoes aside, I'll keep that in mind.
[Area] Endomorph: Theres a Deranged Foreign girl on the Loose.
*You look around.*
[Area] Haigen: Let's make it more interesting then...
[Area] Haigen: Missed.
[Area] Shickle: anyone want to duel?
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is hostile.*
[Area] Endomorph: Theres a Ice cream truck outside Micheals House.
[Area] Endomorph: Unfair :S
[Area] Reeverb: Respect for the man in the icecream van.
[Area] ViralMarauder: Afternoon Reev
[Area] Reeverb: Hell Viral.
[Area] Haigen: Missed again.
[Area] Endomorph: i aint seen a ice cream man down my road in years
[Area] NoodleMojo: Say, does anyone know if Veil is single?
[Area] Endomorph: thats probably because the kids chase him with bricks
[Area] Reeverb: She is.
[Area] ViralMarauder: NOODLE!!!
[Area] Reeverb: Poor van.
*MissLita has surrendered to Shickle in a dueling challenge.*
*NoodleMojo waves to ViralMarauder.*
*You target [Kedralynn] the level 50 SMG Specialist.*
*[Kedralynn] is hostile.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: sup man?
[Area] NoodleMojo: Nothing much, was just looking for Veil.
*Haigen was just killed by Kedralynn.*
[Area] PistolZZ: NO HAIGEN!
[Area] Haigen: Awww.
[Area] PistolZZ: REZ FTW
*MissLita is offline.*
[Area] Haigen: Third time was the charm it seems.
*MINEZ was just killed by Kedralynn.*
[Area] Haigen: Thank you dear.
*Reconnection complete!*
*Shickle was just killed by Xintax88.*
*MissLita is in The Matrix.*
[Area] PistolZZ: ROFL
*You target [Reeverb] the level 50 Duelist.*
*[Reeverb] is friendly.*
*You target [Othinn] the level 42 Gunslinger.*
*[Othinn] is friendly.*
*Xintax88 cheers for Haigen.*
*Melvina is offline.*
[Area] Endomorph: Afk
[Area] Xintax88: I bet one million that Haigen can take on BloodlustV at level 47.
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*Felton is offline.*
[Area] Xintax88: What do you think Haigen?
*Kimri is in The Matrix.*
[Area] Haigen: Perhaps.
[Area] Xintax88: Be confident.
[Area] NoodleMojo: Say, is there like a good bar or club anywhere near here?
*Haigen was just killed by Kedralynn.*
*Shickle was just killed by ViralMarauder.*
[Area] NoodleMojo: Hi Perre.
*Perreguine gives NoodleMojo a pound.*
*MissLita points Kedralynn straight ahead.*
*Xintax88 cheers for Haigen.*
*EvilSuzuki is offline.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: Afternoon Perre
[Area] Perreguine: hey Viral, nice to mee you
[Area] Perreguine: t*
[Area] NoodleMojo: I'm actually looking for a club where Machines go to. I want to get me a machine girl friend.
*Reconnection complete!*
[Area] ViralMarauder: Nice outfits Perre
*EvilSuzuki is in The Matrix.*
*Haigen was just killed by Kedralynn.*
[Area] NoodleMojo: Nah, that would be to easy Demon.
[Area] Perreguine: oh, thanks Viral
[Area] DemondHunter: Well girlfriends in my opinion are damn near useless.
[Area] Shickle: Kill yourself. Find one in the afterlife.
[Area] DemondHunter: You need to get laid that's all.
[Area] NoodleMojo: Really, what about when your alone?
[Area] FrayJack: Your right hands good enough, right Demond?
[Area] Endomorph: if you want a machine Girlfriend
[Area] ViralMarauder: Shickle...
[Area] DemondHunter: Oh shut up Jack.
[Area] Shickle: for a machine, anything would work.
[Area] Endomorph: i heard Liltwies looking for Batchelors.
[Area] Shickle: And by all means, I mean full offense with that comment.
[Area] DemondHunter: For an Exile humping the Frenchman's leg does fine and dandy huh blood?
[Area] NoodleMojo: Liltwies? Whats she like?
*Reconnection complete!*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
*You are not standing. You cannot jump.*
[Area] NoodleMojo: Why you say that Demond?
*DemondHunter giggles like a schoolgirl.*
[Area] DemondHunter: Oh no reason haha
[Area] Endomorph: Liltwie is a wet dream
[Area] DemondHunter: Hahhaha.
[Area] Endomorph: i would have a shot at asking her out.
[Area] Endomorph: if i were you.
[Area] DemondHunter: oh totally...
*WoIfess is in The Matrix.*
[Area] Endomorph: And MissLita is also looking for a Boyfriend.
[Area] DemondHunter: I thought Lita was a dude...
*You look around.*
[Area] Endomorph: Nope
[Area] NoodleMojo: Why do I doubt that.
[Area] DemondHunter: So many these days....soo confusing
[Area] Endomorph: all Woman
*DemondHunter smacks his forehead.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: I heard that you were looking for a boyfriend as well Endo...
[Area] Shickle: Those of you who find... mates in this place are completely idiotic. You are all wasting your time.
[Area] Endomorph: why would i need a Boyfriend.
*Successfully added waypoint*
[Area] Endomorph: i have you Viral
[Area] DemondHunter: Shickle
[Area] Haigen: Aww, hoiw cute.
[Area] ViralMarauder: Someone has to keep ypu company...
*Haigen giggles at Endomorph.*
[Area] Endomorph: :D
[Area] DemondHunter: It's called a "ho" Viral.
[Area] NoodleMojo: Whens the wedding. *Snickers.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: I have better taste than that Endo.
[Area] Endomorph: Dont Lie.
[Area] DemondHunter: Like on speed dial use them when you need them then send them packing.....girlfriends are over rated.
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
[Area] Shickle: machines have a nack for that, Demond.
[Area] ViralMarauder: You disgust me by your very ppresensce.
[Area] NoodleMojo: Wow Demond, good to see you have the nerve to still fly the flag of Mysoginy.
[Area] DemondHunter: For the last damn time, Exile, it's Cypherite.
[Area] Endomorph: Do you have a Stutter Old Chap?
[Area] Shickle: Youre all the same to me.
[Area] Shickle: kind of like asians.
[Area] Haigen: That's no fun.
[Area] DemondHunter: Don't you need to, I don't know, lick the Frenchman's shoe and beg for treats or something?
*Reconnection complete!*
[Area] Shickle: Actually, I get my own treats. Good question though.
*You look around.*
[Area] DemondHunter: Yeah! You're so luck! Malphas throws them at you.
[Area] Shickle: Malphas!? Ha!
*Vector-Hostile.Sutola is offline.*
[Area] NoodleMojo: I really love Tabor West, where else can you start a conversation about meeting people, and end up having offences tossed at different groups.
[Area] Shickle: Youre funny. For a smelly... mech.
[Area] DemondHunter: DemondHunter grips a tight fist.
*Reconnection complete!*
[Area] DemondHunter: Listen you little blood sucking sun tan less Merv slaved prick, I am NOT a machinist.
[Area] ViralMarauder: ViralMarauder pushes his hands deep into his pockets.
[Area] Haigen: Now now, boys.
[Area] MissLita: what are u
[Area] Endomorph: hes a "Noob"
[Area] Shickle: hehe, you take offense in that dont you, mech?
[Area] DemondHunter: ((:O wow I'm a dick))
[Area] MissLita: zion?
[Area] Haigen: Settle with fists, not loud words.
[Area] Shickle: Ill settle with my bullets
[Area] DemondHunter: DemondHunter grabs Shickle's coat collaar.
[Area] NoodleMojo: Uhm Demond, aren't you in a Machine Faction?
[Area] Endomorph: Lol Haigen i never knew you was like that,.
*Unrecognized command. Please try again.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: Hunter...
[Area] DemondHunter: ((i'm in a Cyph crew noodle :o))
[Area] DemondHunter: Viral I'm sick of these people don't tell me...
*Reconnection complete!*
[Area] Haigen: Of course I am dear. I do sudy Martial Arts afterall.
[Area] DemondHunter: Someone give me a chunk of wood to shove down this fool's throat.
*MissLita yawns at DemondHunter.*
[Area] ViralMarauder: He's not worth the waste of time...
[Area] Haigen: Do we have one large enough?
*Reeverb whistles at Scyber.*
[Area] NoodleMojo: Why wood? I mean why not a shoe, or a rock?
[Area] Shickle: Little Mech boy, can I shoot you in youre little wired head?
[Area] DemondHunter: Viral
[Area] DemondHunter: Give me a damn stake...
*Reconnection complete!*
[Area] ViralMarauder: Let me handle this...
[Area] DemondHunter: No
[Area] Endomorph: il Stake you $5 i can beat you in a duel.
[Area] NoodleMojo: Well all, see you later. I'm off to go waste some time wandering the streets of the city.
[Area] DemondHunter: Viral give me a stake or I'll snap one off the nearest bench...
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
[Area] Reeverb: Scaryyyyy...
[Area] MissLita: n/puke
[Area] MissLita: opps
*MissLita vomits towards DemondHunter.*
*MissLita vomits towards DemondHunter.*
*MissLita vomits towards DemondHunter.*
*MissLita vomits towards DemondHunter.*
[Area] DemondHunter: Viral! damn it...
[Area] Haigen: Have fun boys...
*MissLita vomits towards DemondHunter.*
*You target [Haigen] the level 45 Karate Master.*
*[Haigen] is friendly.*
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