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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Mon 17th of Sep 2007 at 04:30 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
*You have entered Akasaka.*
xWarAngelx: a simple handshake of welcome do you refuse of mighty joker?
RetroX01: What game are you playing this time Joker?
*Syna is offline.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds Level 18 Hacker*
*Found 1 players.*
*You target [Hardline]*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: There is no game but one.
Othinn: Where is he?
xWarAngelx: do tell good man.
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Over here?
RetroX01: We don't know, his stealthed... or hiding somwhere really good
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: No, over here?
buzzz: lvl 18 invisible hacker....
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Getting warmer...
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Tell us. What do you really want?
*Not a valid target.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Pleasantries aside.
*You target [Door]*
*Target is out of range.*
*Target is out of range.*
*You target [Door]*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Hmm?
RetroX01: Fancy a game of Poker?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: If you don't mind dying by the river.
*You examine the area.*
xWarAngelx: hehe if he is the joker of diamonds.... then Im the queen of hearts!
TheJokerOfDiamonds: TheJokerOfDiamonds examines Othinn..
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Surely we're not out of your league, Chad.
Othinn: ...
RetroX01: Rivers are kind of fun
*Cailleach is offline.*
Othinn: How do you know that name, hmm?
Car1oss: ./details
*TheJokerOfDiamonds Level 18 Hacker*
*Found 1 players.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*LastOrder is in The Matrix.*
*You look around.*
*You target [Hardline]*
*ChloeAnn is in The Matrix.*
*xWarAngelx takes a drink.*
RetroX01: Are you a bit of sham?
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
Othinn: Damn.
RetroX01: Erm.,..
xWarAngelx: oh my!!!!
*You target [Hardline]*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
buzzz: And what remains is a memory...
xWarAngelx: he...just fell out of the sky!!!
Car1oss: you wanna watch out for that Joker, floors slippery
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*You cannot activate Revitalize RSI while using this tactic.*
*You are now using the Hacker Style martial arts style.*
Othinn: He does that, as I recall.
*Agent's Disarming Shot misses you.*
*Agent's Disarming Shot misses you.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You target [Hardline]*
xWarAngelx: no pulse...
Othinn: Don't be a strange, Joker.
Othinn: He falls over dead a lot.
xWarAngelx: oh...I... didnt know that..
buzzz: hmm i think ur the closest to beeing a Medic Angel....
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
*Car1oss does a map check.*
xWarAngelx: come on....please...
Othinn: Wanted to get some more details. Can't do it with him on the ground.
*You target [RetroX01] the level 41 Doctor.*
*[RetroX01] is friendly.*
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_927.jpg.*
xWarAngelx: wow! this is the first time I have met you face to face!
Othinn: Better.
xWarAngelx: such an honor!
*Successfully added waypoint*
RetroX01: Bit obsseded with Red?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: We dare not disappoint such a devious deviant.
*You target [Othinn] the level 43 Utility Technician.*
*[Othinn] is friendly.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*You are wondering about TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
*RetroX01 examines TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
Othinn: Good to see you again, Joker.
*CutySuzuki is offline.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: You.
*You enter combat.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Agent successfully hit Othinn with a Speed System FM-1500 Magnum for 486 damage.*
*You leave combat.*
Othinn: Sorry. Back now.
RetroX01: Lets not get so angry..
*Sharas is offline.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Why run?
*EvilSuzuki is in The Matrix.*
Othinn: Agents. The war is back on.
RetroX01: Yeah they tend to give a headache
Othinn: Wasn't recording anything the last time I encountered the Joker, but things are different now.
xWarAngelx: have they been causing you problems too Joker?
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds laughs at xWarAngelx.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: You may say so.
*xWarAngelx speaks no evil.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Bang!
Othinn: Uh oh.
Agent (shouting): You're not authorized in this area.
*TheJokerOfDiamonds was just killed by Agent North.*
*EvilSuzuki is offline.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds was just killed by Agent North.*
xWarAngelx: not til the agent has gone..
Othinn: Now.
RetroX01: Good point
*CutySuzuki is in The Matrix.*
Othinn: See what we mean?
xWarAngelx: there we go friend.
xWarAngelx: try to be careful hmm.
Othinn: Where have you been, Joker?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Only hurts the first hundred times.
buzzz: they tend to be a bit more aggressive these days
TheJokerOfDiamonds: After that it's clear skies and smooth sailing.
*You are wondering about something.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Now I believe you were about to provide the essential enlightenment.
*Recursion.NightTrace is in The Matrix.*
Othinn: ... Were we?
xWarAngelx: xWarAngelx wonders why buzzz's hand is going up her skirt.
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Oh dear, we're deaf.
*ChloeAnn is offline.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds hears no evil.*
RetroX01: Not now you two...enlightment?
*TheJokerOfDiamonds attempts a backflip.*
buzzz: buzzz knows ur hiding something there.
*Mithuial is in The Matrix.*
*xWarAngelx cries for TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
xWarAngelx: ........?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Deaf as a duck. Oh me, oh my.
xWarAngelx: who is deaf?
*You shrug indifferently.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds screams in anguish.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds hears no evil.*
Othinn: There he goes again.
RetroX01: Us
xWarAngelx: and there he goes
*Found 0 players.*
*You target [Hardline]*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds is offline.*
Othinn: Hmm.
xWarAngelx: ok back to smooching
Othinn: (Yeah, I'll leave you two alone. :P)
*You target [xWarAngelx] the level 50 Doctor.*
*[xWarAngelx] is friendly.*
RetroX01: I am going film it
*ChasingDreams is in The Matrix.*
*You cheer for xWarAngelx.*
*You whistle at xWarAngelx.*
*xWarAngelx gives buzzz some cake.*
*You target [Hardline]*
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*Othinn has joined the mission team.*
*You are now the leader of your mission team.*
*Mission team created.*
*You stretch.*
*Recursion.RemagDiv is in The Matrix.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds is in The Matrix.*
*Recursion.Toluca is in The Matrix.*
*You target [Hardline]*
*Found 0 players.*
*You have entered Akasaka.*
*You enter combat.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Agent successfully hit Othinn with a Speed System FM-1500 Magnum for 471 damage.*
xWarAngelx: errrr... nope
buzzz: Sorry couldnt controll myself...
*You leave combat.*
*You recover from being dazed.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Lemme at 'im!
xWarAngelx: hey joker theres a party at tabor west...why not come to join us
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Why I otta!
xWarAngelx: haha!
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds poses.*
*You create a simulacra.*
xWarAngelx: (othinn get to 50 XD))
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Complete overhaul of auditory subroutines.
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Dilly of a deal.
*You look around.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: What is the nature of this party?
*IiITwie is in The Matrix.*
xWarAngelx: dance... really.. I'd like you to go
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Costume? Masquerade? Dance? Cave?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Splendid!
xWarAngelx: costume!
xWarAngelx: I shall see you there my good man
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Alas, alack, we've nothing to wear!
*You bow formally at TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
xWarAngelx: you look fine as you are!
buzzz: Nothing is good 2
*Melvina is offline.*
xWarAngelx: shall we go ...
buzzz: Yes my dear
Othinn: ...
*xWarAngelx whistles at TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
*xWarAngelx whistles at TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
*xWarAngelx whistles at TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
*You target [Hardline]*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: After you, my good chum.
Othinn: No, no. After you.
*TheJokerOfDiamonds signals to you to move out.*
*Melvina is in The Matrix.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: We can wait here all night long.
Othinn: Hmm.
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*You tap your foot.*
*xWarAngelx taps her foot.*
xWarAngelx: where is he?
*xWarAngelx taps her foot.*
*xWarAngelx taps her foot.*
*You target [Hardline]*
ChasingDreams: hi Othinn
*You have entered Akasaka.*
Havocide: Who's us?
*Havocide looks around TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Back so soon?
Othinn: We were wondering what was taking so long.
*CutySuzuki is offline.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: This delightful gentleman.
*You nod.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: We promise he'll be quick.
Havocide: Hmm?
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You are wondering about something.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Third time's the charm.
Havocide: So what are 'ye doing here?
*You target [Hardline]*
Havocide: Wha..
*Found 0 players.*
Othinn: Tabor West.
*Havocide is wondering about you.*
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*IiITwie hugs Drausus.*
*TheJokerOfDiamonds Level 18 Hacker*
*Found 1 players.*
*Recursion.Toluca is offline.*
Othinn: He's on scans, but not here.
Havocide: I can see that.
*Havocide giggles like a schoolgirl.*
Othinn: He invited him here earlier.
Havocide: Who's he?
Othinn: You know who.
Othinn: You just saw him.
Havocide: Oh him, yeah whos the other/
*EvilSuzuki is in The Matrix.*
Othinn: The other?
xWarAngelx: Tasty wheatr long time no see
*TheJokerOfDiamonds Level 18 Hacker*
*Found 1 players.*
TasteeWheat2: Hey
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
Havocide: 'He' invited 'him'?
*Kedralynn hugs ChasingDreams.*
Havocide: Sounds like two.
Othinn: Well, it was War who invited him to dance here.
RetroX01: where the fudge is he
Havocide: Retro scan around.
*You target [Hardline]*
Othinn: Told him to come here.
Othinn: There.
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*You point at TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
*Recursion.Osterlind is offline.*
Havocide: Wha..
Havocide: How..
*Successfully added waypoint*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Yes?
xWarAngelx: yay welcome
Pirathonite: Whoa...
Havocide: What are you up to?
xWarAngelx: son of three good to see you too!
Pirathonite: Well, well. Isn't it the Joker.
SonOfThree: excuse me?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Sorry to scare you, Mr. Brown.
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Or are we?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: TheJokerOfDiamonds giggles like a schoolgirl.
*Mercey hugs SonOfThree.*
*RetroX01 points straight ahead.*
Pirathonite: Where have you been, eh?
Mercey: Hi there SO# how are you
Havocide: 'Ye like red to?
*RetroX01 points TheJokerOfDiamonds straight ahead.*
*RetroX01 laughs at TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
SonOfThree: I am
*Drausus cries.*
*You target [TheJokerOfDiamonds] the level 18 Hacker.*
*[TheJokerOfDiamonds] is friendly.*
*You examine TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
Mercey: ty
TheJokerOfDiamonds: So this is what passes for a party these days?
*SonOfThree cries for IiITwie.*
RetroX01: Some people get excited over very littl
ChasingDreams: lol they have chased me right into the elevator and waited for me
*Recursion.Stanten is in The Matrix.*
ChasingDreams: oops so much for faction chat
xWarAngelx: hehehe nice joker!!
Havocide: Not again.
SonOfThree: Havocide what plug ins do I need for the weapon of mass ear destruction?
Havocide: Huh?
SonOfThree: What do I need for winamp
[Tell] To Othinn: 0
[Tell] Othinn: 0
Havocide: Havocide raises an eyebrow.
Havocide: Lost me.
TasteeWheat2: A computer
TasteeWheat2: :)
Havocide: Hey Joker, so how many you gonna kill this time?
TheJokerOfDiamonds: How many do you need?
xWarAngelx (shouting): VRIJEN!!!!
buzzz: buzzz sheds a single tear.
Havocide: I need none. I was just asking.
*Shaylynn is offline.*
TasteeWheat2: TasteeWheat2 farts.
TheJokerOfDiamonds: We aim to please.
Havocide: So it would seem.
xWarAngelx: xWarAngelx holds her nose.
RetroX01: Joker want some Crystal Meth?
Havocide: So what are you 'ere 'te do? Since I hardly think your 'ere just ta dance.
*Caillech is in The Matrix.*
TheJokerOfDiamonds: Jake! Loosen your tie and stay awhile.
Havocide: Oh for christ sake.
8ayamo: Hmm.
*You are wondering about something.*
*Havocide is wondering about something.*
*8ayamo examines TheJokerOfDiamonds.*
8ayamo: Perhaps I shall.
Havocide: Work it out?
TasteeWheat2: TasteeWheat2 dances.
*Shaylynn is in The Matrix.*
TasteeWheat2: TasteeWheat2 dances some more.
TasteeWheat2: TasteeWheat2 keeps dancing.
TasteeWheat2: TasteeWheat2 finishes.
RetroX01: Get up
Havocide: Retro take a step.
*Recursion.NightTrace is offline.*
*Kedralynn is offline.*
xWarAngelx: tot gauw
*Havocide shrugs indifferently.*
Havocide: Hah.
*TheJokerOfDiamonds is offline.*