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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Tue 20th of Nov 2007 at 08:58 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
*You have entered Creston Heights.*
*Warning! Increased threat of agent attack.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
*You target [Door]*
*You target [Door]*
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
[Faction] Sasword: Where is he?
KaosDevil: yeah
o0GazUk0o: i like this picture
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
KaosDevil: compfy
*MathalosVH has joined the mission team.*
*deviljonny has joined the mission team.*
*Yasamuu has joined the mission team.*
*Sasword has joined the mission team.*
*MathalosVH is now the leader of your mission team.*
KaosDevil: :P
*You target [Door]*
[Faction] deviljonny: Creston SC
o0GazUk0o: a type of surge picture
[Faction] Sasword: Level? Location?
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
[Faction] deviljonny: not sure
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods.*
*You target [Door]*
o0GazUk0o: shows a force of power to it
*You target [Ouroboros Tour Guide] the level 1 Awakened.*
*[Ouroboros Tour Guide] is friendly.*
[Faction] MathalosVH: 27
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_362.jpg.*
*deviljonny is wondering about Ouroboros Tour Guide.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: This room is typical of the professional offices in which the everyday business of the Ouroboros Corporation is conducted!
*You attempt to resist being drawn into close combat.*
*Ouroboros Tour Guide Level 1 Awakened*
*Found 1 players.*
*Your buffer is full and cannot accept MathalosVH's program.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: You can see that the minds of our team managers are never short on innovative ideas!
*Ouroboros Tour Guide giggles like a schoolgirl.*
*Yasamuu has left the mission team.*
Hirotachi: ya'll serve free coffee?
*Successfully added waypoint*
*Ouroboros Tour Guide points to the left.*
*Yasamuu has joined the mission team.*
*Your mission team has been disbanded!*
*You are no longer in a Mission Team.*
*Your mission team has been disbanded!*
*Recursion.Rejex is offline.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Oh, yes! Employees have their choice of free beverages!
*Syntax.Vogt is in The Matrix.*
[Tell] Riac: @_o
KaosDevil: :P
*Sasword has joined the mission team.*
*You are now the leader of your mission team.*
*Mission team created.*
Hirotachi: wow where i sigh up
Brazzz: what a fabouls work xD
*Ouroboros Tour Guide looks around.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Shall we proceed back down to the lobby?
*You target [Ouroboros Tour Guide] the level 1 Awakened.*
*[Ouroboros Tour Guide] is friendly.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Excuse me, sir. This is a no smoking facility.
Hirotachi: lmao
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods.*
KaosDevil: LOL
KaosDevil: i put it out
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Thank you!
o0GazUk0o: where to?
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
deviljonny: Your going to lose some guys
*Recursion.Sametrix is offline.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Are there any questions I can answer for you about the Ouroboros Corporation?
*Ouroboros Tour Guide looks around.*
*You target [Ouroboros Tour Guide] the level 1 Awakened.*
*[Ouroboros Tour Guide] is friendly.*
deviljonny: Where's the gift shop?
Jard: lol
Revull: Do you validate?
Brazzz: is the a coop with MetaC. ?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Ah, you can purchase many branded products on our web site!
MathalosVH: What's your website?
o0GazUk0o: which would be?
Synapze777: Who owns the Corporation, miss?
Gretyl: is the website secure?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: We have no affiliation with MetaCortex!
Gretyl: Latest SSL protection.
o0GazUk0o: very good.
Hirotachi: you got 401k ?
Synapze777: Whoa, a bit on the edge there.
MathalosVH: Where can I receive an application?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Yes, our benefits program is at the top of its class!
Brazzz: thanx for the Guiding Miss
*Brazzz claps at Ouroboros Tour Guide.*
o0GazUk0o: what is the website?
MathalosVH: I could use a second job.
Ouroboros Tour Guide: You'll find a complete job services section on our web site!
MathalosVH: What is the website address?
GDisciple: Did I miss what this corperation does?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: It is available through the most popular internet portals!
deviljonny: Google!
*Ouroboros Tour Guide looks around GDisciple.*
KaosDevil: its an eletrical product company
Tseng: any mopping jobs on the cards? i know jonnys after a part timer job
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Ah! The Ouroboros Corporation is a worldwide leader in industrial and consumer electronics!
deviljonny: I wouldnt want to take your job now would i?
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods at GDisciple.*
KaosDevil: Jonny the kinky tourguide
KaosDevil: lol
KaosDevil: :P
Synapze777: Hm, would that be the electronics that failed and brought the blackout we're currently witnessing?
GDisciple: Did you answer who owns the company?
*Ouroboros Tour Guide looks around GDisciple.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: No, I did not!
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods at GDisciple.*
Agent (shouting): You're not authorized in this area.
*WehirioV3 was just killed by Agent Wilson.*
Hirotachi: how'd u get into those pants 0.o
Brazzz: aha agents working here too :)
Ouroboros Tour Guide: On behalf of the Ouroboros Corporation, I'd like to thank you all for visiting today!
Brazzz: Thank u for the guide
Gretyl: can we get an information package?
KaosDevil: Thanks
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Remember, the arms of Ouroboros circle the globe, holding all of your electronics solutions!
*Brazzz claps at Ouroboros Tour Guide.*
o0GazUk0o: may i ask for the website address please?
Yasamuu: Best put in a good word to the superiors, that was a good tour!
MathalosVH: Where are your stores located?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Thank you!
Ouroboros Tour Guide: At the information desk, you'll find informative brochures to answer any further questions you may have!
*Ouroboros Tour Guide points to the right.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Thank you for visiting! We look forward to seeing you again!
o0GazUk0o: what is the web address?
MathalosVH: The guy at the desk only tells me about his brother's condo in Morrell.
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Yes!
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods.*
GDisciple: lol
Hirotachi: are you the guys who came up with those robot dogs ?
*Ouroboros Tour Guide looks around.*
Nubious81: ty
o0GazUk0o: What is the web address?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: No, but you may be interested in our line of robotic kittens and snakes!
Brazzz: i forgot when was the comapny Founded ?
[Tell] Yasamuu: [Team] Yasamuu: Othinn, didn't ouroboros take over metacortex?
Hirotachi: wow do the snakes eat the kittens?
[Tell] To Yasamuu: Not that I know of.
Gretyl: Founded in 1953
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods.*
Hirotachi: i got get a job here
Synapze777: Robotic snakes? That sounds pretty dangerous.
[Tell] Yasamuu: http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/posts/list.m?start=0&topic_id=11200004271�
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Oh, they've been fully certified as safe for consumers.
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Here at Ouroboros, we have nothing to hide!
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Thank you!
*Ouroboros Tour Guide waves.*
Hirotachi: bye sweet cheeks
Yasamuu: Just one more thing, you said you weren't anything to do with metacortex...uh, correct me if im wrong, didn't you buy the company?
Revull: can we have the tour again
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
MathalosVH: I have a question.
*You target [GDisciple] the level 50 Proxy Technician.*
*[GDisciple] is hostile.*
*Ouroboros Tour Guide nods.*
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Thank you!
MathalosVH: Do you guys sell Samsung A727's?
Brazzz: lol ?
o0GazUk0o: LOL
Brazzz: rofl
Hirotachi: ya make lazer guns?
Hirotachi: wit the night vision scopes?
Ouroboros Tour Guide: No, sir! We have our own lines of superior cellular telephones and other mobile communication devices!
Revull: I hear theyre very popular
Ouroboros Tour Guide: Sir, we do manufacture laser armatures, but as yet they have not been licensed for public use!
o0GazUk0o: Yasamuu: Just one more thing, you said you weren't anything to do with metacortex...uh, correct me if im wrong, didn't you buy the company?
MathalosVH: It sure is a rare cellphone these days that is good for a bit.
Hirotachi: dang
o0GazUk0o: you never answered yas' question
*Found 0 players.*
*Found 0 players.*
*You target [Elevator Panel]*