Archival Science in a Post-War Simulation


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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Tue 20th of Nov 2007 at 08:27 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:



*MathalosVH is attempting to teleport you to their location.*
*Your super-jump level is not high enough to perform this leap.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
[Team] Sasword: Thanks.
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is friendly.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_259.jpg.*
[Team] MathalosVH: No problem.
Beirn: Hm...
DrBadTouch: So what ya upto berin.
MathalosVH: So what brings you here, Beirn?
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
DrBadTouch: Beirn
Beirn: Doors.
Beirn: I'm beginning to think we got a little re-volt on our hands here.
DrBadTouch: care to follow us, we can show you to where they lead
Beirn: Lead what?
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
MathalosVH: They're revolt, as you would say.
DrBadTouch: Through more doors till we reach a square room
*A waypoint for the player already exists!*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is friendly.*
DrBadTouch: you looking to score any commando gear?
*You begin to sneak.*
EIIena: I figure there's two more bodies that need "cleaning up", don't you?
*You gained 615 information from searching a body.*
*DrBadTouch received Holy Water.*
yeaman: Well thanks for the free trip
*Your mission team has been disbanded!*
*You are no longer in a Mission Team.*
*Your mission team has been disbanded!*
Beirn: See? And you were makin' fun of my skills.
SangReal: go to the next door?
Beirn: Hm... I dunno what happened to that Duck guy.
*Beirn looks around.*
*Found 0 players.*
DrBadTouch: He took a swim
*MathalosVH Level 50 Force Enhancer*
*yeaman EPN> Level 50 Sniper*
*Sasword Level 10 Spy*
*strykre01 Level 50 Ballista*
*EIIena Level 50 Master Knife Thrower*
*Walak EPN> Level 50 Karate Grandmaster*
*SangReal EPN> Level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster*
*Gretyl Level 50 Vector*
*brasbark Level 36 Gunman*
*DrBadTouch Level 50 Expert Rifleman*
*Beirn Level 70 Karate Grandmaster*
*Angel1507 Level 50 Duelist*
*Tseng Level 50 Expert Rifleman*
*Found 13 players.*
Beirn: Guess so.
Beirn: Now who was sayin' somethin' about the leader?
*Elite Commando was just killed by Tseng.*
*You stop sneaking.*
Beirn: Nobody? Echo?
*MathalosVH points DrBadTouch straight ahead.*
MathalosVH: The Doctor did.
Tseng: nearest ones to continue left and right
SangReal: you only know talk?
DrBadTouch: Oh the leader commando's
Tseng: untill you reach a main area
SangReal: go to killthis leader?
MathalosVH: Yes. Left, Right, Left.
EIIena: Yeah, some squad leader. We got a route, left and right a couple more times respectively.
Beirn: What, this left?
DrBadTouch: yes
MathalosVH: Correct.
Beirn: All righty then.
Beirn: I got a few things to straighten out with this guy.
*Syntax.SIMLO is in The Matrix.*
DrBadTouch: through this door
*DrBadTouch points straight ahead.*
*You target [EIIena] the level 50 Master Knife Thrower.*
*[EIIena] is hostile.*
Beirn: Thanks, Dr. Atlas.
*You begin to sneak.*
*You target [White Hallway Door]*
*You stop sneaking.*
*Character data for Sasword has been written to the database.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is hostile.*
*[Beirn] is 6 meters away.*
*[Beirn] is 14 meters away.*
SangReal: you know run beir?
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is hostile.*
*[Beirn] is 13 meters away.*
Beirn: Naw, I know strut.
*Elite Commando was just killed by Tseng.*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is hostile.*
Beirn: You said right next?
*Elite Commando was just killed by EIIena.*
EIIena: Yeah.
*[Beirn] is 12 meters away.*
*You target [White Hallway Door]*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is friendly.*
DrBadTouch: DrBadTouch wants this dumb disguise taken off.
*Beirn looks around MathalosVH.*
Beirn: Jeez.
MathalosVH: You want one?
MathalosVH: It's the latest fashion accessory.
Beirn: I'll pass.
*Tseng was just killed by Elite Commando.*
*EIIena was just killed by Elite Commando.*
Beirn: What was it, left again?
*Beirn points to the right.*
Beirn: Hey, keep up, slowpokes.
DrBadTouch: this way Beirn
Beirn: That's what I thought.
*Elite Commando was just killed by yeaman.*
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*Elite Commando failed to hit Sasword with a Speed Edson BR-23.*
*You enter combat.*
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*Elite Commando successfully hit Sasword with a Power Edson BR-23 for 205 damage.*
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*Elite Commando failed to hit Sasword with a Speed Edson BR-23.*
*You resisted an attempt to draw you into close combat.*
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*Elite Commando successfully hit Sasword with a Speed Edson BR-23 for 91 damage.*
*You target [White Hallway Door]*
*You enter combat.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*SangReal cracks knuckles.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Awakened.*
*[Beirn] is friendly.*
*You leave combat.*
*SangReal warms up with some neck exercises.*
Beirn: Hm. Now this one's different.
SangReal: wow
[Faction] Sasword: I'm just going to keep my distance from the code warping maniac. :P
*You attempt to resist being drawn into close combat.*
Beirn: Guess we'll just go take a look-see.
DrBadTouch: all those guys up here
*You target [Gretyl] the level 50 Vector.*
*[Gretyl] is hostile.*
SangReal: kill all
Beirn: Hey, a whole mess of 'em.
*You cheer for Gretyl.*
SangReal: or you cant?
Beirn: I'll go give 'em the speech.
DrBadTouch: after we kill em a few times the boss comes
Broin: Sup Stryke
strykre01: sup bro
Beirn: Now, listen here, men.
Beirn: Hey.
*Elite Commando was just killed by yeaman.*
Beirn: Okay, you.
*Cannot Sneak while enemies are nearby.*
Beirn: What's the big idea?
*Cannot Sneak while enemies are nearby.*
Beirn: Your honcho works for the Merovingian now, and you guys aren't supposed to be tearing around here like this.
*Elite Commando was just killed by DrBadTouch.*
Beirn: Got that?
*You target [Elite Commando]*
*[Elite Commando] is hostile.*
Beirn: I want you to quick-march back to HQ.
Beirn: Go on!
*Elite Commando was just killed by Gretyl.*
*Beirn taps foot at Elite Commando.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*Elite Commando was just killed by MathalosVH.*
*You stop sneaking.*
*You have been detected by yeaman!*
*Elite Commando was just killed by EIIena.*
*You begin to sneak.*
Beirn: All right...
*Gretyl curtseys formally at Beirn.*
Beirn: I've tried reasoning with 'em...
Gretyl: what methods did you try?
Beirn: Where's this leader guy?
Tseng: he shoudl be through to check on them soon enough
*You stop sneaking.*
*You have been detected by SangReal!*
Gretyl: Positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement, threats....
Beirn: Well I'm runnin' out of Mr. Nice Guy.
*Cannot Sneak while enemies are nearby.*
*EIIena giggles at Beirn.*
Gretyl: the tank is half empty.
*You gained 50 information from recycling an item.*
*You target [Elite Commando]*
*[Elite Commando] is hostile.*
*You received Code Bit 7.*
*You received Shielded Sandy Arasiki Corset Shirt.*
Beirn: So what's keepin' this guy?
Tseng: probly shining his helmet
Gretyl: Maybe he didn't get the memo
DrBadTouch: we havent made enough noise yet
*You begin to sneak.*
*You stop sneaking.*
*You have been detected by SangReal!*
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
Beirn: See what happens.
*Elite Commando was just killed by MathalosVH.*
*Elite Commando was just killed by Tseng.*
strykre01: angel go help hokzw
*Elite Commando was just killed by EIIena.*
*You begin to sneak.*
strykre01: il the guy that is free firing on him
Tseng: just the peons again i dont think they are takign you seriously biern
*Syntax.Vogt is in The Matrix.*
hOKZe: shit sorry
adapts: my bad
*You stop sneaking.*
*You have been detected by yeaman!*
Tseng: ah heres the oen you want
*Elite Commando was just killed by Beirn.*
*Elite Commando was just killed by Beirn.*
*Elite Commando was just killed by Tseng.*
*Elite Commando was just killed by Beirn.*
*Elite Commando was just killed by MathalosVH.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*Elite Squad Leader was just killed by Beirn.*
Beirn: Boom.
DrBadTouch: Nice
*Gretyl waves to Elite Squad Leader.*
*EIIena cheers for Beirn.*
*DrBadTouch examines Elite Squad Leader.*
Beirn: All right. How do we get out of this hole?
MathalosVH: North Exit Door.
Tseng: shoudl be a door at the outer edge
Gretyl: didn't you get the memo
Beirn: North, eh?
EIIena: Eh..north exit leads us back to the beginning.
Beirn: Huh?
Sasword: There's an exit to the outside somewhere.
EIIena: Pretty sure the Northern exit leads us back to a hallway.
Beirn: Who's tryin' to play me?
*Beirn crosses his arms.*
MathalosVH: Maybe it's South.
EIIena: Damn Machines.
Gretyl: I think it was Yeamen.
Beirn: Who actually knows and isn't just guessing?
Gretyl: with a a
EIIena: Lets head down to the southern exit.
Beirn: Fine.
Sasword: Maybe someone should go first and report back?
strykre01: whose turn?
*You stop sneaking.*
*You have been detected by yeaman!*
adapts: adapts shrugs.
Angel1507: ??
Angel1507: i havent gone
strykre01: go ahead then
Angel1507: g s
strykre01: adapts is next
*MathalosVH was just killed by Beirn.*
strykre01: then me
Beirn: I saw that.
*You target [MathalosVH] the level 50 Master Knife Thrower.*
*[MathalosVH] is friendly.*
*EIIena laughs at MathalosVH.*
*You shake your head at MathalosVH.*
DrBadTouch: he dosent play nice
SangReal: XD
*You disapprove of MathalosVH.*
*DrBadTouch claps at Beirn.*
MathalosVH: I didn't mean it!
adapts: where the hell these ppl talkin from
strykre01: kk brb
Beirn: Teach you to stab a lady in the back while I'm around.
strykre01: upstairs one level
MathalosVH: That's not a lady!
DrBadTouch: and a sexy lady at that
*DrBadTouch whistles at EIIena.*
*You target [EIIena] the level 50 Master Knife Thrower.*
*[EIIena] is hostile.*
EIIena: Shall we?
hOKZe: shitty wheres my lighter
Beirn: Bombs away.
*You target [White Hallway Door]*
*Character data for Sasword has been written to the database.*
*You have entered Kaede.*
*Warning! Increased threat of agent attack.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is hostile.*
Sasword: Exit with a view.
Beirn: Nice.
*You enter combat.*
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*Sisters of Fate Student successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 15 damage.*
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*Sisters of Fate Student successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 15 damage.*
*You take 2 points of falling damage.*
*You recover from being dazed.*
*You leave combat.*
*You enter combat.*
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*Sisters of Fate Sister successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 26 damage.*
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*Sisters of Fate Sister successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 26 damage.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Student failed to hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Sister failed to hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700.*
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*Sisters of Fate Sister successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 26 damage.*
*yeaman gives Beirn an OK.*
*You stop sneaking.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Student successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 15 damage.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is hostile.*
*You recover from being dazed.*
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*Sisters of Fate Sister failed to hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Sister successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 26 damage.*
*[Beirn] is 13 meters away.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Student failed to hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Sister successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 26 damage.*
*Sisters of Fate Sister was just killed by yeaman.*
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*Sisters of Fate Sister successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 26 damage.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Sisters of Fate Student successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 15 damage.*
*Sisters of Fate Student was just killed by yeaman.*
*You recover from being dazed.*
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*Sisters of Fate Sister failed to hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700.*
*Sisters of Fate Sister was just killed by yeaman.*
*Sisters of Fate Student was just killed by yeaman.*
*You begin to sneak.*
Sasword: Thanks!
*You leave combat.*
DrBadTouch: look at yeaman shoot all the ladys
*[Beirn] is 14 meters away.*
Beirn: Well, that was educational.
*MathalosVH was just killed by Beirn.*
EIIena: I think he's about to get schooled too.
*[Beirn] is 13 meters away.*
*EIIena laughs at MathalosVH.*
Beirn: True.
*Gretyl claps at Beirn.*
*Tseng laughs.*
*You target [Beirn] the level 70 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Beirn] is hostile.*
*[Beirn] is 14 meters away.*
*Tseng looks around DrBadTouch.*
Beirn: Yeah, it's a heavy burden, but I try to think of the kids.
*[Beirn] is 15 meters away.*
*You stop sneaking.*
*You have been detected by Gretyl!*
*Tseng slaps EIIena, hard.*
DrBadTouch: you know there's alot more of them bosses in there beirn
*EIIena cries for Tseng.*
Tseng: snap out of it woman
*[Beirn] is 12 meters away.*
Beirn: So?
*[Beirn] is 12 meters away.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*MathalosVH was just killed by Beirn.*
Beirn: Not this time, puckernuts.
*Tseng shakes head disapprovingly at MathalosVH.*
*[Beirn] is 16 meters away.*
DrBadTouch: i think mathalos has gone mad.
Tseng: gone?
MathalosVH: The helmet is blocking proper blood flow.
*[Beirn] is 15 meters away.*
Beirn: Anyway, I'm gonna let those guys be.
Beirn: I got better things to do than run around rat mazes.
*Recursion.MadHattah is in The Matrix.*
Beirn: Besides, those hats are weirding me out.
DrBadTouch: indeed they are most wierd.
Beirn: Yeah, man. Watch out for those things.
DrBadTouch: you know what a really cool hat is....those assassin masks
*[Beirn] is 108 meters away.*
*SangReal EPN> Level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster*
*Beirn Level 70 Karate Grandmaster*
*yeaman EPN> Level 50 Sniper*
*Found 3 players.*
*You stop sneaking.*
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*Sisters of Fate Student failed to hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700.*
*You enter combat.*
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*Sisters of Fate Student successfully hit Sasword with a Speed FM-700 for 15 damage.*
*yeaman EPN> Level 50 Sniper*
*SangReal EPN> Level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster*
*Found 2 players.*
*You leave combat.*
*yeaman EPN> Level 50 Sniper*
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