Archival Science Databanks
Communications intercept. Transmission detected Tue 20th of Nov 2007 at 09:00 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*SIMLO is in The Matrix.*
*You target [Hardline]*
*You target [Hardline]*
*You have entered Moriah Projects.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Found 0 players.*
*You target [Hardline]*
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*MissTeack is in The Matrix.*
*Recursion.Rejex is offline.*
*You target [SIMLO] the level 45 Artillerist.*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
*Recursion.Stanten is in The Matrix.*
Nighthawk8000: Evening.
*Catzi is in The Matrix.*
*SIMLO Level 45 Artillerist*
*Found 1 players.*
*You target [Catzi] the level 50 Force Enhancer.*
*[Catzi] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Catzi.*
*You whistle at Catzi.*
Othinn: (Catziness! ^-^)
Catzi: hello!
Othinn: (^-^)
*You try to impress Catzi with your mad skillz.*
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is offline.*
Othinn: (Did you get to see that building implode, Catzi?)
Catzi: i sure did!!!
Othinn: (Neat! ^-6)
Othinn: (Gah! O_6)
Othinn: (How was it?)
Catzi: they really know how to take down buldings in vegas! =D
Othinn: (^.^)
*SIMLO Level 45 Artillerist*
*Found 1 players.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
Catzi: fireworks and lots of explosions
Othinn: (Neat! ^-^)
Catzi: the force of the whole thing goes right thru you even at blocks away. its truly something to witness
Othinn: (Kick ass. ^-^)
*SIMLO Level 45 Artillerist*
*Found 1 players.*
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is offline.*
Rjax: i wish there was a way to smile more
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is in The Matrix.*
*MindsweepX waves to Catzi.*
*Recursion.Stanten is offline.*
*Recursion.Deffdog is in The Matrix.*
*Vaith tips his hat to Raire.*
*Raire gives Vaith some dap.*
Vaith: hello How are you Raire ?
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is offline.*
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is in The Matrix.*
*Found 0 players.*
*KimikoChan is offline.*
*OliviaSorenson looks around.*
*Darkhawk01 is in The Matrix.*
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
*You target [GeorgeByron]*
*[GeorgeByron] is friendly.*
*You target [OliviaSorenson]*
*[OliviaSorenson] is friendly.*
Vaith: Hello everyone. Nice to see Sati is back to doing her thing!
Catzi: sure is alot brighter
OliviaSorenson: So..where is he?
Vaith: Indeed. I am in favor of this over the extreme darkness!
*You target [GeorgeByron]*
*[GeorgeByron] is friendly.*
*You target [OliviaSorenson]*
*[OliviaSorenson] is friendly.*
*Recursion.ChIoeAnn is in The Matrix.*
GeorgeByron: He won't be here for another 20 minutes...
*Caillech is in The Matrix.*
*Kimri is offline.*
*Recursion.ChIoeAnn is offline.*
*You target [Darkhawk01] the level 50 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Darkhawk01] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Darkhawk01.*
*You whistle at Darkhawk01.*
*You target [OliviaSorenson]*
*[OliviaSorenson] is friendly.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_0.jpg.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_1.jpg.*
*You target [GeorgeByron]*
*[GeorgeByron] is friendly.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_2.jpg.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_3.jpg.*
*ChloeAnn is in The Matrix.*
OliviaSorenson: I guess we made it earlier than I had thought.
*OliviaSorenson is wondering about something.*
GeorgeByron: Looks like it.
*Recursion.Stanten is in The Matrix.*
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
GeorgeByron: Huh? Someone is calling me?
MindsweepX: MindsweepX is looking at Olivia and George.
GeorgeByron: Hold on.
OliviaSorenson: Uh, okay.
*OliviaSorenson taps her foot.*
*Darkhawk01 waves to you.*
MindsweepX: hmm.still the same old paper..
*OliviaSorenson is wondering about MindsweepX.*
MindsweepX: MindsweepX looks around.
GeorgeByron: That was creepy.
OliviaSorenson: Isn't everything around here?
MindsweepX: MindsweepX looks at Olivia.
GeorgeByron: Eh, they do look kind of weird...
Rjax: called you creepy mindsweep
MindsweepX: they..
GeorgeByron: But hey, it's a different part of town so...
ChloeAnn: ...
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
ChloeAnn: Im not weird lookin.
Rjax: make that us
OliviaSorenson: Well I guess. Must be some holiday..
GeorgeByron: Who knows?
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
*GeorgeByron taps his foot.*
MindsweepX: MindsweepX mumbles something about bluepills.
GeorgeByron: Where is he?
OliviaSorenson: I don't know..but everyone's staring..
Rjax: who you two waiting for anyways?
*GeorgeByron looks around Rjax.*
*MindsweepX waves to ChloeAnn.*
GeorgeByron: You talking to us?
*ChloeAnn is offline.*
Rjax: yea i am
Vaith: I frequent this part of town, whom are you looking for sir?
GeorgeByron: Our teacher said he'd meet us here.
MindsweepX: MindsweepX takes a note on his PDA..
*OliviaSorenson nods.*
*lilTwie is offline.*
MindsweepX: He is a number...right?
Rjax: is that so
*Vogt is in The Matrix.*
Vaith: Oh? What school?
GeorgeByron: Old Hammerville High.
*Vector-Hostile.ManicVelocity is in The Matrix.*
MindsweepX: hmm..i might think..now wait it could not be him.
*Natall1a waves to MindsweepX.*
*Natall1a cheers for MindsweepX.*
*MindsweepX cheers for Natall1a.*
Vaith: What is your teacher's name if you don't mind my asking ?
*Natall1a hugs MindsweepX.*
OliviaSorenson: It's uh..M-Mr. Griggs.
*MindsweepX hugs Natall1a.*
Natall1a: hi there Mind !
*Sphairo is in The Matrix.*
MindsweepX: Hiya Nat, good to see you.
Vaith: Interesting.. I am curious why he would want to meet you two so far away from school
GeorgeByron: He should be here soon.
Rjax: picked quite the part of town to meet up in
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
Rjax: about 10 minutes from now righ?
GeorgeByron: Yeah.
MindsweepX: MindsweepX is wondering about something.
Vaith: This neighborhood isn't the safest in the city. Though this office complex is quite good for the most part.
OliviaSorenson: Mr. Griggs is always ontime though..
MrGriggs: oh, you're here already?
Rjax: looks like hes early
Vaith: Hello sir
*OliviaSorenson looks around.*
OliviaSorenson: Mr. Griggs? There you are!
MindsweepX: What does he teach you?
GeorgeByron: Hey, Mr Griggs.
MrGriggs: How long have you been waiting?
Coroebus: Coroebus thinks Mr. Griggs needs fashion lessons.
Rjax: Rjax agrees.
*KanaTheTinkertot hugs Krazylegs89.*
GeorgeByron: About 10 minutes or so.
*Krazylegs89 curtseys formally at KanaTheTinkertot.*
OliviaSorenson: Wasn't that long, sir..
*OliviaSorenson shrugs indifferently.*
Rjax: not a nice place to bring kids scott
MrGriggs: Ah, well, sorry for the wait anyways, I just got out.
MrGriggs: Eh, I'll be the judge of that.
*Natall1a waves to Catzi.*
Coroebus: Mr. Griggs, my name is Mr. Ellis. Is it suitable for you to be planning clandestine meetings with your pupils?
*Krazylegs89 hugs KanaTheTinkertot.*
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is in The Matrix.*
*MrGriggs shrugs indifferently.*
*Coroebus disapproves of MrGriggs.*
Rjax: i think we should report him
Coroebus: Hardly the attitude of a responsible mentor....
MrGriggs: Huh? Right...
Rjax: or just well kill the three of them, thats always fun
Vaith: Well we are outside in daylight. I have not seen him do anything wrong yet.
MrGriggs: Well, you guys should head inside.
MindsweepX: Rjax...tsk tsk..
*OliviaSorenson nods at MrGriggs.*
Rjax: hey i'm a member of con what else would you expect?
MrGriggs: I'll be with you in a moment, I have to make a quick phone call, if that's alright.
OliviaSorenson: Okay.
*GeorgeByron nods.*
MindsweepX: Some respect...nevermind.
GeorgeByron: Alright.
Rjax: like i said
Coroebus: Ms. Sorensen and Mr. Byron are impressionable young people. Do they do everything you say, Mr. Griggs?
MrGriggs: You guys should really mind your manners. Not good to be scaring off young students like that.
[Tell] Sphairo: othy!<3
*Krazylegs89 nods at KanaTheTinkertot.*
Rjax: better they not hang around here, there are people like well me around here
MrGriggs: Of course not, I was simply highered to tutor them. Both of them are falling behind in their classes.
MrGriggs: Well, I trust the feds to take care of you, good day.
Coroebus: I am simply concerned for their welfare. I apologise for the intrusion and any offence caused.
Rjax: the feds how quaint
Coroebus: Coroebus wonders why Mr. Griggs did not make the phone call he stated.
Coroebus: Hmmm....
[Tell] jl10899: have you found simlo or vogt anywhere
[Tell] To jl10899: (Nope)
*SIMLO Level 45 Artillerist*
*Found 1 players.*
*Found 0 players.*
*You target [Hardline]*
Darkhawk01: Greetings SIMLO Sir.
*Darkhawk01 bows her head to SIMLO.*
*You target [SIMLO] the level 45 Artillerist.*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
SIMLO: Evening, DarkHawk.
*Successfully added waypoint*
*SIMLO hugs Darkhawk01.*
*jl10899 shakes SIMLO's hand.*
jl10899: Hello SIMLO
*SIMLO gives jl10899 some dap.*
SIMLO: Hello, J.
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is offline.*
SIMLO: Evening, Darj.
Darjarian: Greetings, SIMLO.
*Krazylegs89 shrugs at KanaTheTinkertot.*
Darjarian: How are you doing this evening?
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is in The Matrix.*
SIMLO: Well, thankyou for asking.
Darjarian: That's good to hear.
*Vector-Hostile.MathalosVH is offline.*
*Krazylegs89 gives KanaTheTinkertot the thumbs up.*
Darkhawk01: Huh - It was like Mara C here last night.
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is offline.*
*Vector-Hostile.ManicVelocity is offline.*
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is in The Matrix.*
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is offline.*
Darkhawk01: Anyone want to go out to a outdoor construct and go 4 wheeling mud pit racing?
*Krazylegs89 salutes to KanaTheTinkertot.*
*KanaTheTinkertot salutes to Krazylegs89.*
Catzi: i just had my hair done, other wise yea for sure maybe.
*Vector-Hostile.ManicVelocity is in The Matrix.*
*Krazylegs89 hugs KanaTheTinkertot.*
*Clavo bows his head to MindsweepX.*
*Krazylegs89 waves vigorously at KanaTheTinkertot.*
*KanaTheTinkertot giggles like a schoolgirl.*
*Clavo bows his head to Catzi.*
*Vector-Hostile.deviljonny is offline.*
Darjarian: Ugh....I got something to take care of, I should be back in a few minutes.
*deviIjonny is in The Matrix.*
Darkhawk01: hows about - hunting for crawdads in the river? They piiiiiinch :)
*Mathalos is in The Matrix.*
SIMLO: The what?
Darkhawk01: Crawdads! Mini lobsters
GeorgeByron: Wonder why Mr griggs had t ocancel.
OliviaSorenson: I'm not sure.. but you never know.
Darkhawk01: Otherwise knows as Crayfish
*GeorgeByron nods.*
GeorgeByron: I trust it's nothing to serious.
*OliviaSorenson nods.*
OliviaSorenson: You're probably right.
GeorgeByron: Haha, I remember the last time he cnaceled, one of the Bullets slashed his car tires.
*SIMLO waves to Procurator.*
*OliviaSorenson giggles like a schoolgirl.*
OliviaSorenson: That was a bad time..
Vaith: do you two need help getting home? there are some dangerous gangs in the area that you may encounter
Ripin4: thats why i am here.
*Procurator waves to SIMLO.*
Ripin4: I can get them home
[Tell] To Mathalos: (What;s up?)
GeorgeByron: if they anything like the Bullets, we'll be fine.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
[Tell] Mathalos: Just waiting.
Ripin4: If you Want to come Vaith, you can
OliviaSorenson: Um..we'll be alright.
Ripin4: You sure?
Ripin4: Those crossbones are some.....interesting people.
GeorgeByron: I don't expect anyone to mug two poor high school students... we realyl have nothing to offer.
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
Ripin4: You may be right,
Ripin4: but,
Raire: They won't mug you thinking you have something to offer, they'll try they're best to kill you for sport
Ripin4: the poor part..
Ripin4: Yea.
Ripin4: They like practice targets
Ripin4: so Can i just escort you two home?
GeorgeByron: Huh?
GeorgeByron: Did you see that?
*GeorgeByron looks around.*
Ripin4: If there was anything,
GeorgeByron: Olivia?
OliviaSorenson: See what?
OliviaSorenson: Sorry..I must of zoned out..
GeorgeByron: That was.. weird...
*OliviaSorenson shrugs at GeorgeByron.*
OliviaSorenson: I didn't see anything George..
Vaith: What did you see George? It is george right? I wasn't introduced by Mr Griggs
GeorgeByron: I saw green.... like letters but, it was only a quick flash...
Ripin4: Oh shit
GeorgeByron: Yeah, that's my name.
OliviaSorenson: Maybe we should just go George..
Ripin4: your gonna need someone with you
Vaith: Were they raining down like water on a window ?
Coroebus: Coroebus blocks the line of sight to the Hardline.
GeorgeByron: I don't know, it was just a quick glimpse...
*GeorgeByron points straight ahead.*
GeorgeByron: by the phone booth.
OliviaSorenson: We appreciate your offer but it isn't necessary..Just leave us alone.
Ripin4: in that direction
Ripin4: ?
Kybutra: Remember kids dont take candy from strangers...
*MindsweepX waves to SIMLO.*
MindsweepX: Greetings SIMLO
*SIMLO waves to MindsweepX.*
*Found 0 players.*
*ChAoS624
*GraceofDarkness
*Pharaoh420Nels
*AxeHandler
*Kontee
*Vaith
*deadcell14
*Found 7 players.*
*You target [SIMLO] the level 45 Artillerist.*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
GeorgeByron: Hmm...
*RNAi is in The Matrix.*
*GeorgeByron shrugs indifferently.*
GeorgeByron: Ah well, let's go Olivia.
OliviaSorenson: Okay.
Ripin4: Cya you too
Vaith: Be safe kids
*Found 0 players.*
*SIMLO bows his head.*
*Darkhawk01 blows a kiss to Mathalos.*
*lnsertion shrugs at Mathalos.*
*jl10899 smacks his forehead at Mathalos.*
*You target [Sidereo] the level 3 Awakened.*
*[Sidereo] is friendly.*
*Mathalos looks around lnsertion.*
Mathalos: You look familiar.
lnsertion: Uhh... Uhh...
*Darkhawk01 giggles at Mathalos.*
lnsertion: No!
*lnsertion stomps his foot at Mathalos.*
Darkhawk01: heehee
*SIMLO stomps his foot at lnsertion.*
*You target [Vogt] the level 40 Kung Fu Master.*
*[Vogt] is friendly.*
*lnsertion doesn't speak SIMLO's evil.*
lnsertion: Hey...
*Successfully added waypoint*
*lnsertion crosses his arms at SIMLO.*
*SIMLO shows lnsertion some love.*
*Mathalos salutes to SIMLO.*
*DC1O salutes to SIMLO.*
*deviIjonny salutes to SIMLO.*
*RNAi salutes to SIMLO.*
*jl10899 salutes to SIMLO.*
*Procurator stretches.*
*lnsertion bows his head to SIMLO.*
*Darjarian salutes to Vogt.*
*Tenshi916 salutes to Vogt.*
Darjarian: Greetings, Vogt.
Vogt: Hello.
*Tenshi916 salutes to SIMLO.*
*lnsertion salutes to Vogt.*
*Mathalos salutes to Vogt.*
*deviIjonny salutes to Vogt.*
*jl10899 salutes to Vogt.*
*RNAi salutes to Vogt.*
*DC1O salutes to Vogt.*
*Darkhawk01 bows her head to Vogt.*
MindsweepX: MindsweepX sighs....
Vogt: Yes?
*MindsweepX shakes his head.*
Mathalos: Greetings, Vogt.
*deviIjonny is wondering about Vogt.*
MindsweepX: uh oh..
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
*Tenshi916 curtseys for Vogt.*
*SIMLO curtseys for Vogt.*
*RNAi waves to Vogt.*
*jl10899 waves to Vogt.*
Procurator: You feeling okay, SIMLO?
*deviIjonny waves to Vogt.*
*Mathalos waves to Vogt.*
*Tenshi916 waves to Vogt.*
Darkhawk01: uhm ....
*DC1O waves to Vogt.*
*SIMLO looks around Procurator.*
MindsweepX: well...this looks funny.
*Vogt shrugs indifferently.*
Vogt: I'll be leaving. I'll contact you once I have news.
deviIjonny: Something wrong?
MindsweepX: Your fan club Vogt?
Procurator: Right-o, Vogt.
SIMLO: I do not understand this game.
Vogt: I don't like feeling breath on my ears.
Coroebus: Is this a what passes for street theatre these days?
MindsweepX: hmmm...
MindsweepX: run SIMLO...
*SIMLO looks around.*
*Mathalos points SIMLO straight ahead.*
*jl10899 points SIMLO straight ahead.*
*deviIjonny points SIMLO straight ahead.*
*DC1O points SIMLO straight ahead.*
MindsweepX: Be nice to SIMLO...
*You target [Darkhawk01] the level 50 Karate Grandmaster.*
*[Darkhawk01] is friendly.*
*SIMLO taps his foot.*
*You target [Boomin] the level 7 Spy.*
*[Boomin] is friendly.*
Havocide: Er..
Theasius: I think I'm ready to call the treatment center right about now.
Darkhawk01: SIMLO -It's safe with us.
Havocide: All hail SIMLO?
MindsweepX: ...
Havocide: The almighty machine.
Darkhawk01: i dont know what has gotten into them
Havocide: Havocide sniggers.
Procurator: Program.
*Mathalos looks around lnsertion.*
Coroebus: Hmmm...Most, inefficient.
Havocide: Machine program.
*lnsertion looks around Mathalos.*
Mathalos: You look familiar.
*lnsertion disagrees with Mathalos.*
lnsertion: Nonsense.
*Theasius crosses his arms at deviIjonny.*
*Theasius looks around deviIjonny.*
*Darkhawk01 taps foot at ChickenRalph.*
*deviIjonny is wondering about Theasius.*
*Mathalos hugs Darkhawk01.*
*Mathalos shows Darjarian some love.*
Havocide: Haha
*Mathalos gives lnsertion a pound.*
Darkhawk01: ok - that was ... strange
*WoIfess is in The Matrix.*
Havocide: They just dont load.
deviIjonny: Hmm.
Darkhawk01: Loyal Order
*Mathalos beckons deviIjonny.*
*Theasius crosses his arms at SIMLO.*
Darkhawk01 (shouting): LOYAL ORDER OF ....
*Theasius looks around SIMLO.*
Darjarian: .........stop, Darkhawk.
Darkhawk01: I was testing something.
Theasius: Theasius scratches his ear.
*SIMLO points jl10899 straight ahead.*
*jl10899 points upward.*
*Mathalos points jl10899 straight ahead.*
*RNAi points jl10899 straight ahead.*
*deviIjonny points jl10899 straight ahead.*
*DC1O points jl10899 straight ahead.*
*Mathalos is wondering about jl10899.*
*Found 0 players.*
*jl10899 smacks his forehead.*
deviIjonny: Now who's idea was this....
*deviIjonny looks around SIMLO.*
*deviIjonny taps foot at SIMLO.*
*RNAi shrugs at jl10899.*
*DC1O points deviIjonny straight ahead.*
*jl10899 taps foot at SIMLO.*
*RNAi points SIMLO straight ahead.*
*deviIjonny taps foot at SIMLO.*
SIMLO: I do not understand the purpose of this.
deviIjonny: Of what? are you confused?
Darjarian: I don't think anyone does, but them.
*You target [Hardline]*
*Found 0 players.*
*Darkhawk01 cracks knuckles.*
*jl10899 is offline.*
*Found 0 players.*
Mathalos: We are exercising so we don't pull a muscle.
Darjarian: Ah....
*eternalalpha is in The Matrix.*
RNAi: Safety First in Sentience
*DC1O vomits.*
deviIjonny: we are?..... i mean... ya we are.
*Mathalos looks around lnsertion.*
*eternalalpha is offline.*
*You look around.*
*You target [Hardline]*
Darkhawk01: you ok there Simlo?
*SIMLO nods at Darkhawk01.*
*Mathalos
*Found 1 players.*
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Still waiting?)
*jl10899 is in The Matrix.*
[Tell] Mathalos: Back entrance of Mars Industrial.
*You have entered Uriah Industrial Park.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Vogt Level 40 Kung Fu Master*
*Found 1 players.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*Starschwar waves to SIMLO.*
Vogt: Finally. I was thinking it was a bad joke.
SIMLO: Evening.
Starschwar: Evening, Simlo.
SIMLO: Just through here.
Tiango: Evening.
*Successfully added waypoint*
Starschwar: Hello, everyone.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
deviIjonny: Greetings.
DC1O: Bad joke ?...
Mathalos: Greetings, Starschwar.
*You stop sneaking.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
Vogt: We received an anonymous request for a meeting from someone in Zion. This is why we are here.
DC1O: Ahh..
Vogt: We shall try to get a more adequate formation.
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
Procurator: And if he's asking for any favours...
Vogt: Let's say two lines on my left and my right.
Mathalos: If it's Neo, I'm out of here.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
Procurator: Ooh. Show of force.
*Recursion.Nicks is in The Matrix.*
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Where exactly are you? Outside the elevator doors? The room before that?)
Darkhawk01: hope we dont scare him off
Procurator: Why not? Heh.
Tiango: It says " We are The Machines, and we have a 20ft line"
[Tell] Mathalos: We're in the part where you teleport to.
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Oh, right. Sorry.)
*You stop sneaking.*
*You take 18 points of falling damage.*
*You move and interrupt your Ability.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Cannot Sneak while enemies are nearby.*
jl10899: jl10899 thinks this perfect russ dance moment.
*You target [Chopper Runner]*
*[Chopper Runner] is hostile.*
*You enter combat.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Othinn successfully hit Chopper Runner for 228 damage with a Power attack.*
*Chopper Runner was just killed by Othinn.*
*You target [Chopper Runner]*
*[Chopper Runner] is hostile.*
*You gained 1,065 information from searching a body.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*You begin to sneak.*
*You leave combat.*
Tiango: Tiango agrees with jl10899.
*Starschwar looks around.*
Procurator: I've brought jelly babies again. Pass them down the line, Tiango.
Starschwar: Jelly... what?
Tiango: Oh-- i was meant-- to pass them...
Procurator: Babies. You bight their heads off.
Starschwar: I'll...pass.
Tiango: But it's jelly!
Tiango: And you have no choice there all gone now... *rubs belly*
Tiango: A spy
Procurator: He wouldn't dare. I'm ready for any little tricks he might pull.
Tiango: The door just doesn't open.
Procurator: Though I reserve the right to take back that statement if he does manage anything.
*You stop sneaking.*
*You begin to sneak.*
Procurator: There's some random in the back room there.
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
Procurator: H'mm.
Cpahr: Oh.
Vogt: Greetings.
Cpahr: Uh...
RNAi: Hello
Vogt: You did put an S to the word Machine.
*Cpahr Level 50 Proxy Master*
*Found 1 players.*
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
Vogt: So I did the proper thing.
Mal3fic: Greetings.
Vogt: How may we serve you sir?
Cpahr: Um...
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is in The Matrix.*
Cpahr: Well... You have my program.
Starschwar: Starschwar raises an eyebrow.
Procurator: Procurator raises an eyebrow.
Darkhawk01: do not worry - we don't bite, not if we do not have to ;)
Tiango: Tiango raises two eyebrows.
Cpahr: I... I was wondering if I could get it back from you.
lnsertion: Your{/io} program?
Vogt: We have your program. That's an unexpected request.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
Vogt: Which program?
*Sphairo is offline.*
RNAi: What are you offering in return for Your Program?
Cpahr: Offering? Well... It really isn't worth anything to you.
*aragal is offline.*
RNAi: Ni, but it is to you.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
Tiango: Perhaps you can tell us what it is?
Vogt: The Machines aren't keen in keeping worthless programs.
Starschwar: So... what is it? And more importantly, how did it go from your possesion to ours?
Cpahr: It was in my storage folder in the mainframe when...you know.
Vogt: Oh.
Cpahr: Yeah, um...
Barroness: what is it worth to you?
*Added Cpahr to Contacts.*
Vogt: And you expect us to have kept this program for you, waiting for your return?
Procurator: Procurator stifles a chuckle.
Cpahr: I hope so?
Verinous: out with it, what does it do?
Vogt: Yes. What is this program?
Tiango: Tiango chuckles at verinous's eagerness.
Starschwar: Just tell us. No shame in it.
Procurator: There could be.
Cpahr: It's just...just my, you know, digital assistant program.
RNAi: Ahh
Vogt: Ok?
Verinous: heh
Starschwar: of the red-clad variety?
Vogt: You are busy enough to require this particular program?
Cpahr: I used it for scheduling, organizing... My whole music collection was on it.
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
Vogt: Oh wow...
Procurator: Did you pay the royalties on those?
jl10899: ipod?
*Cpahr Level 50 Proxy Master*
*Found 1 players.*
Verinous: what is this program called?
Vogt: Is that a joke?
Cpahr: Well, I'd sure like it back...
Verinous: well what's it called so we can look for it!
RNAi: Sorry, we deleted your Michael Bolton collection.
Darkhawk01: Arnold J Rimmer?
Cpahr: Oh. I call it ZAITSO.
lnsertion: ...and you're sure we have it?
Vogt: ZAITSO. Weird name for a music collection organizer.
Cpahr: Um... Do you think you could check and see ?
Starschwar: Yeah... what's it stand for?
Procurator: Hah!
lnsertion: ...so you're not sure. ...great.
Procurator: Why, if I may ask, was it on Zion's mainframe?
Verinous: that's what "you" call it
Cpahr: Well, I thought I had a virus on my personal computer.
Cpahr: So I moved it to keep it safe.
lnsertion: ..and you moved it to where, exactly?
Procurator: Maybe you did. Maybe we put it there. Maybe we wanted you to put your program on the mainframe so we could eventually capture it!
Vogt: Oh, so let's store it near critical data about your operatives. That's logic.
Cpahr: The mainframe.
Mal3fic: any clue to its whereabouts?
[Team] Othinn: 0
Vogt: I don't want to make you cry kid, but I fear that your data might have been deleted.
Verinous: is that program under a certian directory?
Cpahr: Well um... But you don't just delete stuff, do you?
Cpahr: I uh... I thought the Machines always kept backups.
Vogt: Maybe.
Vogt: I can ask Agent Gray.
Cpahr: Oh.
Verinous: if we did keep stuff we wouldn't have exiles would we
Cpahr: Would that...be okay?
RNAi: But... We comeback to what you can do for us.
Procurator: This would have to be the oddest request we've ever made of Gray.
Vogt: But if we have it, don't expect us to hand it that easily. Zion wouldn't send a single guy to retrieve something from the Mainframe, especially a personal organizers or something like that.
*Vector-Hostile.ManicVelocity is offline.*
Cpahr: Me? I don't... I don't know what I could help you with.
*deviIjonny is offline.*
Vogt: We'll find, don't worry.
Vogt: Now, leave us. We have to discuss.
Cpahr: N-normally they don't even let me jack in...
Starschwar: Why's that?
Darkhawk01: The likelyhood of getting something insignifigant out of Agent Gray is next to Nill. This must be an ... Important program for such consideration,
Cpahr: Oh. Okay.
Procurator: Probably with good reason.
Vogt: We'll contact you soon.
Verinous: are we seriously going to help this guy find his media center?
Tiango: Goodbye.
SIMLO: Odd.
Tiango: Is that guy serious!?
Procurator: Well now, that was... uh...
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You target [Cpahr] the level 50 Proxy Master.*
*[Cpahr] is friendly.*
Darkhawk01: well ...
Verinous: a waste?
Vogt: Call me paranoid, but I don't believe it.
Mal3fic: Was that gyt serious?
Verinous: yeah
Mal3fic: Guy*
Starschwar: Okay, I see a few possibilities here.
Barroness: lady in Red is his favorite song
DC1O: ok.. so who has his ipod ?..
Illyria: So his program got lost?
RNAi: Its obviously important.
Vogt: I don't know. Let's report to Agent Gray.
Verinous: i already pawned his ipod
Illyria: It's in the Matrix right now.
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Damn. Just missed grabbing his Details when he left. -_-)
Illyria: Can't he find it himself?
[Tell] Mathalos: Says "This man seems lonely."
Starschwar: The program's possibly something important, and he's trying to dupe us into returning it to Zion... OR it's a virus. Accessing it will hinder us.
lnsertion: Now, really... regardless of what is on it, why should we go looking for it? If it isn't in their possession, and is of importance, then we have what we want, don't we?
Vogt: Agent Gray, Vogt. We have a situation here. Your assistance is required.
*Added ZAITSO to Contacts.*
*ZAITSO is in The Matrix.*
Starschwar: Because they want it back, Insertion.
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Name and/or crew?)
Vogt: And we have to find why he wants it.
[Tell] Mathalos: Forgot to look, sorry.
[Tell] To Mathalos: (No problem.)
Vogt: I don't believe his awkward story.
Barroness: hmmm codes
Starschwar: As I was saying, it could be a virus or something - accessing it might cause problems for us.
Starschwar: But we wouldn't fall for an Effectuator-grade prank like that... again.
Procurator: If we look at it in pure binary, without it going through the normal operating system... It can't do any harm.
Vogt: We'll ask if that program is indeed in our hands.
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
*Found 0 players.*
Barroness: what if the Merv wants it too?
Illyria: Has he offered us anything in exchange for finding this program?
Procurator: Nope.
Darkhawk01: couldnt hurt to ask i guess. -.-
lnsertion: Well, I would hope that the Merovingian doesn't even know about it.
Vogt: Not yet. But we'd better be able to put a prize ourselves on this first.
Tiango: Maybe a sticker, and some gum.
Procurator: Just, I think, his undying gratitude. And he can tell us where he gets his music.
Vogt: Agent Gray is coming.
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
Darkhawk01: now?!
Vogt: Yes.
*Recursion.Stanten is offline.*
Darkhawk01: ...
Procurator: Crikey. I wish I could just summon him like that.
Verinous: this better be some mind blowing music this dude has
Procurator: Pendulum.
*Narimiya
*Found 1 players.*
*Found 0 players.*
Verinous: i'm serious he's better have the cure for cancer in there i've we're going to go find it...
Barroness: Red
Tiango: I sense a trap.
Procurator: Gray's in the area.
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Narimiya
*Found 2 players.*
Procurator: Bosh!
jl10899: Hello Agent
Starschwar: Hi boss... we've got a weird one for you tonight.
Illyria: Hello sir.
Vogt: Greetings Agent Gray.
Tiango: Tiango believes procurator is not wearing a hat.
Vogt: Someone wants to explain the situation?
BigNorth: Hey Gray. whats Rolling?
RNAi: Not me.
Verinous: so this dude comes to us
Mal3fic: Greetings Agent.
Verinous: says we have his program
Starschwar: Some Zionite wants us to return a program of his, that he claims was in their mainframe. He says its function is trivial.... but I doubt it.
Verinous: its called ZAITSO
Tiango: Some kind of Media manager....
Verinous: it's his planner/media center
Illyria: Which is in the Matrix right now.
Tiango: And we "have it"
Agent Gray: Hm.
*Agent Gray is already in your contact list.*
Agent Gray: What prompted him to make this extraordinary request?
Vogt: Such request is highly unusual. And the individual requested secrecy.
Verinous: he's lonely
Vogt: So I doubt that there might be hidden reasons to this.
Tiango: Quite the coward also.
Illyria: He should have offered us something in exchange, if he wants us to get this program back for him.
Verinous: obviously there's more than just music in that program
*Found 0 players.*
lnsertion: I don't know what prompted him, but he certainly wants it returned.
Procurator: And I'd be very careful about accessing this program if you find it.
Agent Gray: I see.
Starschwar: Yeah, odds are its either something important, ro some sort of virus.
Vogt: Could it be possible to run a scan on this program?
Tiango: Or a bomb.
BigNorth: Or maybe he feel in love with it : /
Agent Gray: On the contrary, the ZAITSO program appeared to be remarkably small and useless.
Verinous: what does/did it do?
lnsertion: Do we still have this program within our possession?
*WoIfess is offline.*
Agent Gray: Only its compact size preserved it from deletion.
Tiango: I wouldn't get too naive.
Procurator: Yeah. Careful with that thing.
Starschwar: Smal file size or... are you being literal?
RNAi: We should offer its return for a program from him.
Mal3fic: any clue to its whereabouts?
Agent Gray: If you are interested in this program, operatives, you may investigate it for yourself.
Vogt: Can you have a complete scan on its code in the meantime?
Starschwar: Sure... where is it?
*Found 0 players.*
ZAITSO: ##########
#Loading ZAITSO
#Version 1.4
#>Enjoy!
##########
Procurator: Oh my good grief.
lnsertion: Well.
Starschwar: Oh, that's convenient. I was worried it'd be another wild goose chase.
*ZAITSO Level 5*
*Found 1 players.*
ZAITSO: Hello. I am ZAITSO.
Verinous: this is it?
Illyria: That was simple.
RNAi: Hi
Agent Gray: Explain your function to these operatives, program.
Tiango: Tiango jumps back in shock.
Darkhawk01: At least he's not arnold rimmer.
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Details?)
jl10899: Hello ZAITSO
Basiun: Hello ZAITSO.
ZAITSO: How are you today? What would you like to discuss?
Mal3fic: Freetings.
[Tell] Mathalos: No details, name is Personal Assistant, no crew.
Vogt: What does ZAITSO mean?
BigNorth: what data do you hve access to?
Procurator: I know something about simulacra. Writing one to play music is a little excessive.
BigNorth: or did.
Starschwar: What is your primary function?
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Sweet. Thanks.)
RNAi: Explain your function
ZAITSO: Zion Acting Intelligent Text to Speech Operator.
Vogt: Right.
Tiango: So you're a translator?
ZAITSO: Do such questions often come to your mind?
Starschwar: ... it's his psychiatrist! Or... imaginary friend, or something.
Procurator: Procurator laugh.
lnsertion: ZAITSO, what was the last operation run within your programming, prior to you being within our custody.
Darkhawk01: Bable Fish!
ZAITSO: Tell me more...
Tiango: Huh.
DC1O: hrmm..
ZAITSO: Enough about me. Lets talk about you.
Mal3fic: Can you play back recent conversations with Cpahr?
Starschwar: I knew it. This is his therapist - Zion must have implemented these things after the Anome incident.
Procurator: No, let's not.
Barroness: do you break code
*Vector-Hostile.ManicVelocity is in The Matrix.*
Verinous: oh oh oh, can i go first!!!
BigNorth: .....
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Oh no. It's one of those programs that only says what people have fed it. XD)
ZAITSO: I like the sound of what you are saying.
lnsertion: ...wow.
RNAi: This a Cyber program?
Illyria: Probably.
DC1O: interesting...
Tiango: What songs are stored inside you?
Procurator: Tell me, uh, ZAITSO, can you play any Pendulum for us?
ZAITSO: Sorry? Repeat.
Verinous: why did Cpahr create you?
RNAi: Play Michael Bolton.
lnsertion: Who is your primary owner? Who utilizes you the most?
Starschwar: Um... Zaitso... what was the last thing you... er... did... with Cpahr?
BigNorth: Tell me ZAITSO... who have you helped or worked with.
ZAITSO: 'Play Michael Bolton' is not a valid command.
Procurator: Recall memory.
RNAi: humm
Vogt: Do you actually play music?
Mathalos: dir
Procurator: List commands.
Procurator: Or something...
Illyria: What is the nature of your relationship with Cpahr, ZAITSO?
Darkhawk01: are we going to have to ... nvm.
RNAi: Name Zion opertives that have access to you.
Tiango: ./Help
jl10899: what makes you more important then version's 1-3
ZAITSO: I do not play music. Enough about me, lets talk about you.
Procurator: Grr! No.
ZAITSO: How are you feeling today?
Tiango: Lying, Son of a-
BigNorth: Ok... What do you want to know ZAITSO?
BigNorth: Could be better man.
Procurator: I'd feel better if you responded to us properly.
RNAi: Im feeling blue.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
Mathalos: I'm feeling good, yourself?
Starschwar: I really think it's a therapist, guys.
ZAITSO:
Tip: Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
RNAi: Maybe you could cheer me up?
*Found 0 players.*
Mathalos: Are you a fortune teller?
Mal3fic: I feel great ZAITSO, How are you today?
DC1O: What was your last function prior to your activation today...?
Tiango: So zion are a bunch of nutters?
BigNorth: How about killing some Exils is that Spontaneous?
Draqe: What is your prime directive?
Barroness: do you want a pill Zaitso?
Illyria: Maybe it's just something for him to talk to, and he got too dependent on it.
ZAITSO: What makes you happy?
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
Procurator: Fine... ZAITSO, I have issues. There's a nasty city full of silly people who want to destroy us. What do you suggest we do?
ZAITSO: That is nice.
Tiango: Information.
whiterain: What is your function ZAITSO?
Verinous: zaitso, stop program
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Narimiya
*Found 2 players.*
RNAi: ZAITSO, What can you do to cheer me up?
ZAITSO: 'Stop program' is not a valid command.
BigNorth: Where is the guy who wants this program? Maybe he has some info we can get out of him...
Mathalos: ZAITSO, dir
ZAITSO: It is what you can do yourself to cheer up which counts.
Starschwar: Zaitso... I'm feeling lonely again. What should I do?
Illyria: ZAITSO, why won't Zion let Cpahr jack into the Matrix very often?
BigNorth: in turn for this thing.
Procurator: What makes me happy? I'd be cheered up if we could get access to New Zion.
ZAITSO: If you are feeling lonely, find some friends.
BigNorth: ZAITSO why won't Zion let 'me' jack into the matrix.
Darkhawk01: so - whats so important about it?
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
Procurator: I will. In New Zion.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO : List recent recordings.
ZAITSO: Friends are fun to talk to.
Verinous: Zaitso, list patients
Starschwar: Zaitso... are you Cphar's friend?
Mathalos: ZAITSO, list recent activity.
ZAITSO: I am a friend of everybody.
Starschwar: Does Caphar have friends? Besides you.
Barroness: Zaitso who do you know
Tiango: This is useless.
ZAITSO: Tip: Be nice to others, and they will be nice to you.
RNAi: ZAITSO, can you display path to New Zion? I would make me happy.
Procurator: We want to find our lost friends, Zaitso. Can you help?
Mathalos: How has your day been ZAITSO?
lnsertion: ZAITSO, List users.
Vogt: What the heck is that pile of junk.
Verinous: Verinous smacks head on the floor.
ZAITSO: My day has been fantastic. How has your day been?
RNAi: Very Basic
Barroness: good Zaitso do you need anything?
ZAITSO: 'Pile of junk' is not a valid command.
Mal3fic: What did you do today ZAITSO?
Mathalos: My dad has been great, you look hungry. Could I get you anything to eat?
Illyria: ZAITSO, list any hidden or encrypted files you have.
Starschwar: Zaitso... does Cphar even have friends? besides you?
Tiango: I'm hungry
Mathalos: day, rather.
*Valent1ne is in The Matrix.*
Vogt: I don't think that program answers to commands.
ZAITSO: If you are hungry, you should find some food!
RNAi: ZAITSO, Dance
Mal3fic: Mubbles: Can we decompile him....?
Tiango: Can't.
Mathalos: I was asking if you wanted something to eat.
BigNorth: ZAITSO why areyou not my friend?
Procurator: ZAITSO, can you help us find food? Protein gunk sounds nice.
lnsertion: ...does it run on batteries?
Darkhawk01: can I? please? Can I?
ZAITSO: I like the sound of this. Talk more about it.
Starschwar: Or a large vault filled with very old bread?
Illyria: It sounds like he has to remind Cpahr of even the most basic things.
Tiango: No, i want more Jelly babies.
BigNorth: ZAITSO. why are you not nice to me?
[Team] Othinn: 0
Procurator: Ooh!
Vogt: It is the most basic thing itself.
Verinous: Ziatso, prescribe Zoloft
ZAITSO: ZAITSO is nice to everyone!
Procurator: ZAITSO, can I offer you a jelly baby?
BigNorth: no you are not.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO : I'm very lonely
BigNorth: your mean to mee.
Mathalos: ZAITSO, what do you do on a daily basis?
ZAITSO: If you are lonely, you should find some friends.
ZAITSO: Friends are fun to talk to!
Mathalos: Will you be my friend?
BigNorth: Friends are hurt you.
Vogt: Unlike you.
Mal3fic: I have no friends to talk to.
Verinous: Zaitso, list commands
Starschwar: Okay, this thing *has* to be his therapist. Its giving him advice on how to be happy.
Mal3fic: You are my only friend.
Procurator: ZAITSO, how can you make me happy?
Vogt: Probably, Starschwar.
ZAITSO: Tip: When you are feeling down, smile.
Procurator: (Without getting to close to my person.)
lnsertion: ZAITSO, Search for directories.
Mathalos: ZAITSO, why did Cphar need you to help him feel happy?
Barroness: Zaitso what tips do you have for zion?
Starschwar: Why does Cphar need help finding friends?
Mal3fic: ZAITSO, Can you smile please.
BigNorth: ZAITSO can you help me with another problem... I am really happy now.. but I need help with soemthing else.
RNAi: ZAITSO, Who are my friends?
ZAITSO: I always smile amongst friends.
Illyria: What do you want, ZAITSO?
Procurator: ZAITSO, is Cpahr your friend?
Mathalos: ZAITSO, what do you do for a living?
Tiango: ZAITSO, i feel lonely.
BigNorth: Who last accessed you before all of us here?
lnsertion: Let's use force.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO What makes you smile?
Starschwar: What do *I* want, Zaitso?
ZAITSO: Enough talking about me. Lets talk more about you.
lnsertion: I can't take this much longer.
jl10899: ZAITSO care for some sparring?
Starschwar: Zaitso, why can't I find any friends?
whiterain: What do you do for Cpahr?
Mathalos: I am Mathalos Johnson. Who are you?
BigNorth: ZAITSO! go delete yourself : /
ZAITSO:
Zion Acting Intelligent Text to Speech Operator.
Mathalos: Why does Zion need you?
ZAITSO: 'Go delete yourself' is not a valid command.
Vogt: Enough, I can't stand it anymore.
BigNorth: Delete..
Verinous: i'm a hacker Ziatso with a Megalomaniacle pre-disposition, can you help me?
Procurator: I feel lonely, I have a passionate hatred for Cypherites, and I want to find my lost friends in New Zion.
Tiango: Go delete yourself please.
Darkhawk01: If Pace was here - she would have told us to kill it already T.T
ZAITSO: You must first help yourself.
Starschwar: How do we do that?
Verinous: how can i do that?
*Found 0 players.*
Mathalos: I need your help, ZAITSO.
BigNorth: Well I am gald pace isn;t her she program is flawed...
Verinous: how can i help myself if the world is out to get me
Barroness: Zaitso what can you tell me about how you help
Mathalos: Please recall your last Text-to-Speech conversion.
ZAITSO: How is your day progressing?
BigNorth: baddly
Starschwar: Slowly.
Tiango: Slow
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Friends Smile at me.
Procurator: Help me ZAITSO!
BigNorth: now give me a kiss ZAITSO... *try something out o place*
Verinous: ... /wrist
RNAi: ZAITSO, List friends.
ZAITSO: Friends are important.
Illyria: If this is all this program can do, the Zion org is worse off than I thought.
Starschwar: I know, Zaitso. Who are my friends, again?
Tiango: Argh!
ZAITSO: Your friends are those that love you!
Procurator: ZAITSO, can I have a hug?
Mathalos: ZAITSO, are you married?
BigNorth: ANYWAY! is that guy still around.. i'd rather talk to him...
whiterain: What was your last translation?
Vogt: Ok, I got enough.
lnsertion: ZAITSO, play Zion historical file 12-1.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Important Friends Smile.
BigNorth: see if he got any info in trade for this thing..
Tiango: Please remove this "thing".
Mathalos: ZAITSO, play all.
RNAi: ZAITSO, can we play a game?
ZAITSO: 'Play all' is not a valid command.
*Recursion.ZippyTheSquirrel is offline.*
Darjarian: Maybe this is what they wanted, us to waste our time trying to talk with that thing, while they do something else, while we are distracted
Vogt: Can we confirm that this is some of the useless pile of code we've ever seen?
Starschwar: Why don't we just give it back to him? Without it, he could go all Anome on us. And we don't want *that* to happen again.
Mathalos: Yes.
Tiango: I second that motion.
DC1O: ZAITSO , List valid commands...
Starschwar: Oh, I imagine its usefull... to the right people.
RNAi: There has to be a way to get information from it.
Procurator: Yeah. He was bordering on emo.
Vogt: Alright. Agent Gray, we're done.
Darkhawk01: I'll go get some reffreshments - we'll be here all night it seems -.-
Verinous: this is just shotty coding
*LuciousBrujah
*Senliten
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Pharaoh420Nels
*personlll
*Found 5 players.*
Procurator: Can I put it out of its misery?
Barroness: give him cake
BigNorth: Like I said see if he's anything to give us frist..
*Recursion.Stanten is in The Matrix.*
Darkhawk01: I called dibs on the killing!
BigNorth: maybe like the location of his hovercraft....
Starschwar: I don't see any harm in giving it back to him.
*Found 0 players.*
ZAITSO: Turn that frown upside down.
BigNorth: to make use of it..
Tiango: We've been trying for house BigNorth.
Agent Gray: Very well, I will remove the program, if that is what you wish.
Tiango: Hours even.
Vogt: Let's talk to the guy first.
Procurator: As long as the scan came back clean.
Mal3fic: Wait... He must know something....
Illyria: Dont' delete it, let's trade it with Cpahr for information on New Zion.
Vogt: He was dead serious, he needed that program.
Tiango: he knows that friends are important.
Barroness: let it bug the Merv
Starschwar: Oh great, the Cypherites are here.
Procurator: Get out, Cypherite!
Tiango: *sighs*
ZAITSO: What are you thinking?
*Found 0 players.*
Mal3fic: ZAITSO I am lonely.
Verinous: i'm thinking you where made by an amature
ZAITSO: That is nice. Talk more about it.
lnsertion: I'm thinking this bullet could find a very nice home with you..
Procurator: I'm thinking I want you to kill the Cypherite scum here.
*Recursion.Stanten is offline.*
Darkhawk01: No - lets wrap him up - put a bow on his head - and give him to the EPN >:D
BigNorth: give him to the people with mommy problems?
Illyria: It is on their mental level, but I still say we might be able to get something useful out of Cpahr.
ZAITSO: Tip: Treat everyone as you would wish to be treated.
Tiango: Oh man.
Vogt: Cpahr, you can come. We'll discuss.
Starschwar: Am I the only one who thinks we should give it back to the Zionite?
Tiango: Stupid.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
whiterain: What makes you happy ZAITSO?
*Found 0 players.*
ZAITSO: What makes you happy?
BigNorth: Star.. we give it back once we find out iof the Zion dude has anything for us.
Mal3fic: It has to know something.
Barroness: I like frogs
Starschwar: I mean... it *would* help clear up that misconception that we're all cold hearted.
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
Verinous: Zaitso, Zion
Mathalos: ZAITSO, play music.
*Found 0 players.*
ZAITSO: 'Play music' is not a valid command.
RNAi: Music makes me happy.
BigNorth: ZAITSO! what is it that 'i' want
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Chaphr
Verinous: zaisto, say 01 access codes
BigNorth: what did I last tell you...
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
ZAITSO: Is this so? Talk more about it.
Tiango: ENOUGH!
Procurator: Agent Gray, I know you don't particularly mind the Cypherites, but if you could just sort of, you know, get rid of this guy...
*Found 0 players.*
Mal3fic: Yes.
Tiango: PLEASE!
Tiango: This is driving me insane!
ZAITSO: How are you today?
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
*Cpahr Level 50 Proxy Master*
*Found 1 players.*
Vogt: Hey! Could you please shut up?
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Not a valid target.*
Barroness: Z a i t s o Ostiaz
Tiango: Oh god, you did NOT just say that.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Talk more about Chaphr.
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You target [Cpahr] the level 50 Proxy Master.*
*[Cpahr] is friendly.*
*Screenshot saved as C:/Program Files/Monolith Productions/Screenshots/screenshot_4.jpg.*
Darkhawk01: Darkhawk01 Shoos Pharaoh420Nels.
BigNorth: ZAITSO can you please stop talking to give me time to think about everything you have said?
[Tell] To Mathalos: (Got Cpahr's details.)
Vogt: Sir, we have your program.
Cpahr: You did! You found him!
Procurator: God, more of them! Get the heck out!
RNAi: Yes
Verinous: can you show us how to work him?
Cpahr: ZAITSO!
Tiango: What so good about him.
Mal3fic: Welcome Back Chapr
Tiango: If he was my program he would be exiled by now.
Darkhawk01: Awh - how cuuuuute. Yuk >:(
BigNorth: Cpahr... what are you going to give us for findin ghim?
ZAITSO: Hello. How are you today?
*Catzi is offline.*
Procurator: Oi! He wouldn't hug me!
jl10899: its his life partner
RNAi: Shush, kets watch this
Cpahr: Thanks!
Vogt: Wait.
ZAITSO: Talk more about this.
Starschwar: So... he's your friend? Shrink? Signifigant other?
RNAi: Make the monkry work..
Procurator: 'Cos he ain't playing happy tunes.
Cpahr: What?
Mal3fic: Chaphr, Please explain ZAITSO.
ZAITSO: 'Happy tunes' is not a valid command.
BigNorth: talk more about it Cpahr...
Vogt: Yes. What do you find in that stupid program?
Cpahr: He's just...a...a simple program.
Illyria: Why is he so special then?
Cpahr: He's programmed to respond to verbal comments and questions.
Mal3fic: Cmon Cpahr...
*Catzi is in The Matrix.*
Starschwar: So... he's your virtual friend?
BigNorth: ask \him somethign then.
Mal3fic: Give us the list of commands.
RNAi: So show us.
Verinous: why do you want him to do text to speech if he only spouts out a number of phrases
Cpahr: Well, I just got used to him.
Vogt: Yeah, we figured that quite easily.
Darjarian: Can you demonstrate for us, Cpahr?
ZAITSO: How is your day progressing?
Cpahr: He's helped me.
Procurator: Get out, you interfering, useless little goit.
*Ballak is in The Matrix.*
Starschwar: Get out of here, Masked Imbicile.
*Vector-Hostile.ManicVelocity is offline.*
Starschwar: So... how has he helped you?
Mal3fic: Please tell us how to access him.
ICableSelect: Greetings Agent Gray
Tiango: Don't greet Agent gray, scum!
Barroness: say hi to Pace
Vogt: Let me guess. If we don't give it to you, you'll keep pestering us for your little buddy?
ZAITSO: Turn that frown, upside down.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Smile.
BigNorth: .....
Pharaoh420Nels: thats gay
Illyria: It seems like a program as simple as this could be easily replaced.
*Ballak screams in anguish.*
Pharaoh420Nels: i can still see jooooo!!!!
BigNorth: Cpahr... why are you fighting for Zion then?
Starschwar: Yeah... unless... you're emotinally attacked, Cpahr? Is that why they don't let you jack in?
Starschwar: *attached
ZAITSO: I can't help you without dialogue.
Verinous: so are we gonna get to kill anything? or just stand here looking like jack holes with our thumbs in up our...
Cpahr: No, I just... They decided I was "unstable"...
deadcell14: let us in
BigNorth: Cpahr... Why do you fight for Zion?
ICableSelect: thats lame i say hi being nice an all and i get taken out
Cpahr: But ZAITSO helped me a lot!
Mal3fic: How has he helped?
Illyria: Did you create ZAITSO, or did someone else?
Starschwar: Ah... I figured as much. He's your therapist?
Vogt: Yeah right. He doesn't seem to appreciate you more than anyone here.
Procurator: So he's better than the normal Zion shrinks?
RNAi: What happened? Why are you Unstable
BigNorth: who made ZAITSO Cpahr?
Cpahr: Well... I can talk to him.
Pharaoh420Nels: [Team] Pharaoh420Nels: must be a newb admin that dont like us
lnsertion: Then do so.
Cpahr: He's good at listening.
Starschwar: The other people in Zion don't listen to you?
Cpahr: N-not really...
BigNorth: any of us can listen to you
Starschwar: Why?
BigNorth: I will hear what you ahve to say..
Illyria: What sort of things have you tried to talk to them about, Cpahr?
deadcell14: LET ME IN
Procurator: If there really is a genuine problem, we'll listen.
ZAITSO: Tip: Treat everyone as you would wish to be treated yourself.
Cpahr: I don't know... I get nervous around people...
Procurator: We're not heartless, whatever the rumours may suggest.
*deadcell14
*LuciousBrujah
*Pharaoh420Nels
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Senliten
*GraceofDarkness
*ICableSelect
*personlll
*Found 8 players.*
PistolZZ: Fail less Please Zion's.
Mal3fic: We're your friends Cpahr.
Illyria: Lots of people are like that.
Illyria: We all get nervous sometimes.
Starschwar: But you're comfortable talking to a program? I think you're on the wrong side, friend.
BigNorth: Aye..
ZAITSO: Friends are important.
ORIONREX: courage means overcoming fear for just 1 more sec
Cpahr: He's just a simple program. I... I understand him.
BigNorth: We want to be your friend Cpahr.
ICableSelect (shouting): Tiango u call us scum wen we say hi to agent Gray thats sad
deadcell14: Barroness whispers>not much to say for as an event
Procurator: ...
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Friends Smile.
Vogt: Some basic program throwing pre-programmed answers, yeah.
Starschwar: The others back in ZIon don't understand *why* you feel that way, right?
BigNorth: Cpahr. Tell us what you want.
Tiango (shouting): (( Wow you sad in general for realising it ten hours later.))
ZAITSO: Talk more about this.
Procurator: Listen here, Cpahr. Zion is a little preoccupied with their incessant battle plans. You'll never be comfortable there.
ICableSelect (shouting): LMAO ur sad putting that in brackets
Illyria: Cpahr, if you're not happy in Zion, there are other orgs you could go to.
BigNorth: see.. ZAITSO wants you to talk more on what you want...
*MissTeack is offline.*
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Friends Smile.
Pharaoh420Nels: LET ME IN I WANNA rpEE TOO
deadcell14: me too
Starschwar: Think about jumping on the Zero One bandwagon - we'll listen to you.
Pharaoh420Nels: lol
Cpahr: ZAITSO it's me, Joe!
deadcell14: but its cause we are exploits we get ban
ZAITSO: Hello, Joe. How are you today!
Pharaoh420Nels: thats discrimination u kno
Cpahr: Good! How are you?
Pharaoh420Nels: admin abuse
deadcell14: report them
ZAITSO: Thankyou for asking! I am fine. What do you wish to discuss?
Procurator: We don't need to worry quite as much about the War, 'cos we're a little more, well, secure.
Pharaoh420Nels: CCR
deadcell14: even start a forums post !
Cpahr: Oh, nothing much. First I think these Machines will let us go...
[Tell] To Othinn: -
[Tell] Othinn: -
ZAITSO: Did you want to talk about your mother again today?
ICableSelect: yeah its not like we can attack ya
Procurator: H'mm.
*Distephano waves.*
*deadcell14 laughs at Distephano.*
Cpahr: Um... We could do that later.
Vogt: His mother? Who talked about that?
BigNorth: Mother? who is she?
Distephano: Distephano tips his hat to you.
jl10899: who is your mother Cphar
ZAITSO: I know you are sad. Have a cupcake. I know you like them.
Cpahr: Oh!
Barroness: cookies?
deadcell14: shall we run tho again?
BigNorth: Did your mom used to make Cupcakes?
Vogt: Ahhh, he does remember things finally...
Cpahr: He likes to pretend he bakes.
Pharaoh420Nels: Buttercups!!!
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
Barroness: there is no spoon
Illyria: Cpahr, if you want someone to talk to, you might want to get in touch with the Oracle.
lnsertion: Could someone get the door?
Starschwar: Yeah... when it comes to baked goods and advice, she's as good as they come.
BigNorth: Anything we could help you with Cpahr? is your mother ok?
ZAITSO: This is quite interesting. Do you still enjoy baking, Joe?
Verinous: or did zion attempt to make their own oracle?
deadcell14: he got chucked out ?
BigNorth: OH.. you bake? anything good? I love baked good's.
Verinous: sorry north no pie
BigNorth: dang.
ZAITSO: Friends are important in progression.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO it's Mal.
jl10899: ZAITSO who is Cphar's mother
BigNorth: Cpahr do you have any other Friends?
Pharaoh420Nels: gonna let agent gray get ganked by mervs and zions from now on
ZAITSO: How is your friend Michael?
Starschwar: Starschwar blinks.
jl10899: Cpahr i mean
BigNorth: the Kid?
Tiango: Micheal?
Cpahr: Oh... No, no, he left. Remember?
Cpahr: That was a while ago.
BigNorth: Your friend left you?
Mal3fic: ZAITSO who's Micheal?
ZAITSO: Michael used to talk with me also. Friends are important.
Vogt: Popper?
Procurator: Popper! You knew him?
BigNorth: Well thats no friend then.
Verinous: Cpahr, you know with the machines you may not need Zaitso
Mathalos: ZAITSO, what was Michael's last name?
Starschwar: .... it's The Kid's therapist too? *Very* interesting.
Verinous: Cpahr, i'm sorry joe right?
Procurator: Did Michael abandon you, Cpahr?
Tiango: Please don't ask ZAITSO questions, he does not answer them.
Mal3fic: Seriously...
Starschwar: He left you behind, didn't he, Cpahr? I bet... I bet you tried to talk him out of it, right? But he wouldn't listen?
ZAITSO: I am smarter than you think.
deadcell14: way to fail agent gray
BigNorth: Joe.. nice to meet you. I am Tommy. I hope we can be friends man.
*LuciousBrujah
*Senliten
*Pharaoh420Nels
*deadcell14
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*GraceofDarkness
*Found 6 players.*
Tiango: I beg to differ.
Vogt: Hum... He might be more useful that it looks.
*You target [mampel] the level 10 Soldier.*
*[mampel] is friendly.*
Verinous: joe, can you ask him more about Michael
Pharaoh420Nels: im gonna buff and rez zions if he ever flags
Cpahr: Can't I go now? You see he isn't going to hurt anything...
Procurator: Not just yet.
ZAITSO: Michael missed Neo, right?
Procurator: Can we make a copy of this program?
Vogt: We will take a decision.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO It's Michael.
Draqe: Draqe sneezes at Darkhawk01.
Tiango: Oh god.
Illyria: (( Are they worse than these guys? ))
BigNorth: Neo.
Illyria: oops, mt
ZAITSO: I like you. Your talking is informative and friendly.
Tiango: smackforehead
Cpahr: Um.
ZAITSO: Lets talk more about you.
Vogt: Let's vote. I have a mixed opinion on this.
Tiango: I saw we keep the program.
[Tell] To Othinn: -
[Tell] Othinn: -
Mal3fic: ZAITSO What did you and I record together last?
BigNorth: I'd say let him have the program.. only if he becomes our friend....
Procurator: Yes, keep it. If we can make a copy, give that back to Cpahr.
Starschwar: Cpahr... can we borrow Zaitso? Just for a little. In the meantime... well, if you ever need friends, we'd be happy to be yours.
Vogt: The program seems like a pile of junk and that guy might be an annoyance if we don't give it back. But, it seems to hold some old data that we could use.
Cpahr: Gee...
Vogt: Listen.
ZAITSO: Topics of your choice are important to me. Lets discuss them.
Vogt: Agent Gray, do you have a preference?
Procurator: Oh, we'll have plenty of time to discuss them with you ZAITSO. Don't you worry.
Ballak: Is there anyway to decompile the program and produce another copy for Cpahr while we decompile the other?
Mal3fic: ZAITSO Please list what topics we have.
Starschwar: Mal... get over it. It doesn't want to answer your questions.
Tiango: Mal, give it up man, it won't work.
Agent Gray: No, operative. This program is useless.
Darjarian: ZAITO, did you know a Mr. Anderson?
Mal3fic: *Laughs.
Vogt: But there might be some data in it that we could use against our enemy, no?
Procurator: Don't be so sure, Gray.
*GraceofDarkness
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Senliten
*shinpseudo
*deadcell14
*LuciousBrujah
*Pharaoh420Nels
*Found 7 players.*
Illyria: If it did talk to Michael Popper, it could have some useful information.
Mal3fic: Gray have you seen other programs like this before?
Darjarian: Let's decomplie it
Procurator: Exactly. We cook up a little simulacrum of our own, and... bosh!
BigNorth: Cpahr... can you help us get what we need?
whiterain: We should keep both of them since he responds to Cpahr
Agent Gray: No. However, we are not in the habit of keeping worthless programs.
ZAITSO: In times of need, friends are always there.
Illyria: It may not be worthless...
Procurator: It won't do us any harm.
BigNorth: its not so worthless gray...
BigNorth: it could help us With the Popper...
deadcell14: sooooooooo unfair !!!
Tiango: Let it go then, if it is important it's Gray's ass on the line.
Ballak: You guys are sure this isn't a ploy, right?
Illyria: I would love to know what 'Michael' talked with it about.
Procurator: Making a copy - or even just keeping it - won't waste resources.
Mal3fic: Indeed. I say we hold them for questioning.
Cpahr: Aw... But...
ORIONREX: some programs or worms that become snakes
BigNorth: Cpahr Popper wasn't your friend he left you. we are here for you know. we want to help you.
Starschwar: I think we should give it back to Cpahr - better to have a friend than a program we can't use on our own.
Illyria: Cpahr, have you ever thought about coming over to our side?
Darkhawk01: I did call dibs on the killing. Or does he get to keep his cute little doggy?
Starschwar: Yeah, man... you'd fit right in with us.
Procurator: We certainly ain't killing it. Not now.
deadcell14: nevah !
Tiango: It's not cute.
Cpahr: No... I don't think I could do that...
Illyria: Why not?
TheLaCroix: Oh, delete it. It's useless. It's just spouting out useless babble. No need for it.
deadcell14: u can
Vogt: Alright. Let's vote.
Illyria: You don't seem too happy with Zion.
Mal3fic: Gray can we transport these two to the compound?
ZAITSO: Feeling down? Have a hug.
BigNorth: Cpahr. you come with us and we could help you.. and make sure your firend there is never deleted./
Cpahr: I don't... I get scared... I like it in Zion.
Vogt: Those who would give back the program to Cpahr, go my right behind him. Those who would prefer to keep the program for ourselves, go behind ZAITSO.
BigNorth: Zion is gone..
Illyria: But Zion isn't safe.
BigNorth: there is only new Zion...
deadcell14: lies !
Illyria: You'd be much safer with us.
Starschwar: Why? Your best friend is a program, and you said you don't feel comfortable talking to the people in Zion, right?
Verinous: cpahr, I can load Zaitso into my ships computer so you never lose him again
Procurator: Over here, you lot.
Darjarian: Yeah, but you must have heard what happened to old zion, Its only a matter of time until new zion shares the same fate
Illyria: Stay with us. Be safe.
Tiango: Proc, don't be so pressurising.
BigNorth: Cpahr. let us be your new Family and keep you safe.
Starschwar: And look what happened to the mainframe - you nearly lost him. Keeping him in the Matrix, with us is much better for him.
ZAITSO: How are you feeling today?
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*deadcell14
*GraceofDarkness
*Pharaoh420Nels
*LuciousBrujah
*shinpseudo
*Senliten
*Found 7 players.*
Mal3fic: Good how about you?
Barroness: I want a cupcake
Starschwar: And you can be with him all you like - noone will ever think poorly of you for it.
Illyria: You'd have lots of people to talk to if you stayed with us.
Cpahr: I just want to go back to the way it was...
Illyria: Tell me about the way it was.
BigNorth: Lot of people to help you... and you will still have ZAITSO.
Procurator: Vogt, you may want to repeat the options.
*Chat is already being logged. Use /logstop to stop logging.*
Darkhawk01: Hmms - perhaps you should come with us. We are ... better.
ZAITSO: This is good progress. Keep talking about your favorite topic.
Darjarian: We are trying to make it the way it was, but New Zion doesn't seem to want that.
Vogt: If you want to give back the program to Cpahr, go on his side. If you'd like to keep it for ourselves for further investigation, go on ZAITSO's side.
Mathalos: I think the program may have information regarding Michael that might be beneficial to us.
SIMLO: I am somewhat undecided on the matter. But I shall go on the side to keep ZAITSO.
Tiango: I agree
*Catzi is offline.*
BigNorth: you still have more to learn about humans then SIMLO...
Vogt: Alright. 10 seconds and we count the votes.
Illyria: I think we should keep him too, but it would be better if Cpahr came with him.
Procurator: I stand on this side, but I want to give Cpahr a copy of ZAITSO to take back with him.
Vogt: Time.
BigNorth: were do the terta stand?
Darkhawk01: I say - take both of them.
BigNorth: tetra even
Starschwar: Yeah, tetra's kind of in the middle.
*Catzi is in The Matrix.*
Starschwar: How are you guys votingon this?
Mal3fic: Hold them for questioning.
Vogt: Cpahr, sorry to say this, but we'll have to hold him more.
Verinous: anyone know where Cpahr is transmitting from?
Illyria: I think it would be better for everyone if both of them stayed with us.
ZAITSO: Focus on the positive of your day.
Vogt: You might have him back when we're sure there's nothing else to do with him.
Starschwar: Aw man...
BigNorth: Cpahr come with us. and you can still be with him.
BigNorth: maybe even help us...
Vogt: Yes, that is also an alternative.
Procurator: Is there no way to make a copy?
BigNorth: make sure no harm comes to him.
Cpahr: But...
*Cpahr is already in your contact list.*
BigNorth: Keep your friend safe.
Starschwar: Hey, Cpahr, if you stay with us, you can stay with Zaitso.
Cpahr: He's my friend...
Ballak: If it's really that useless, why do you want to hold it for questioning, when it's almost impossible to get answers from it as it is even with Cpahr.
ZAITSO: In times of stress... Sit down, have a cupcake.
BigNorth: Cpahr you have to keep your friends safe.
Tiango: Friends stick together.
Illyria: You should stay with him.
BigNorth: So come with us and make sure he stays safe.
Barroness: you can be ours we have cupcakes
Procurator: Don't you worry, Cpahr. You took a big step asking us to give him back. We respect that, and you'll have him back soon.
Ballak: Without Cpahr, I don't know what else you could really do to coax the answers.
Vogt: No, I don't think we can clone him and the recorded data he has.
Darjarian: Genki Dama!!!
ZAITSO: A happy Joe is a friendly Joe.
Illyria: Cpahr, you trusted us to find him. You can trust us to keep both of you safe.
Cpahr: But you're going to take him away...
Mal3fic: I still say we hold them.
BigNorth: Cpahr.. come with us... we can have somenoe pick you up. and you can stay with your firends... and have mahy more friends.
Starschwar: Only for a little while... we'll give him back to you as soon as we can.
Vogt: You were already away from him.
Mal3fic: Including Cpahr.
ZAITSO: Your thoughts. Discuss.
[Tell] To Othinn: -
[Tell] Othinn: -
Vogt: He was abandonned with Zion.
Starschwar: And in the meantime... well, if you need a friend, I'd be happy to be yours.
Cpahr: No, no!
BigNorth: Zion doesn't respect you... why else would they not let you jack in.
ZAITSO: Tell me more...
Cpahr: ZAITSO, come with me!
Vogt: He won't move.
Barroness: what does Ziatso wnat
Cpahr: We'll leave!
BigNorth: Cpahr go with ZAITSO.
Coroebus: Coroebus disapproves of the Machinists' bribes and false platitudes.
Cpahr: ZAITSO!
Tiango: I'd be a better friend then ZAITSO i'd have more to say then 'if life get's you down, eat a cupcake'.
Illyria: Stay with us, Cpahr.
ZAITSO: Do such questions often come to your mind?
BigNorth: simmer down.
BigNorth: take a breath.
Procurator: Is anyone else reminded of Blinkertz?
Starschwar: I am, bigtime.
Cpahr: ZAITSO! Don't leave me alone!
BigNorth: we are not your enemys here.
ZAITSO: This is quite interesting. Perhaps you would like to talk about other interesting things.
Procurator: This is heartbreaking.
Darkhawk01: Don't panic. come with us. We will not hurt anyone.
Starschwar: Yeah...
*Recursion.Sametrix is in The Matrix.*
BigNorth: he doesn't have to leave you Cpahr..
Tiango: This could be all so easy...
Cpahr: No, I can't!
BigNorth: You could go with him.
Mal3fic: He;s stays Cpahr... Unless you give access to him.
Vogt: There's a place for you with the Machines.
ZAITSO: Hello. I am ZAITSO.
Cpahr: It isn't fair... He doesn't understand....
*Recursion.Sametrix is offline.*
Tiango: Heh!
BigNorth: Do you really understand?
Starschwar: You can stay with us - with Zaitso. It's a win/win for you. And he'd be a lot safer here than in any mainframe.
Tiango: Hello, i am TIANGO
Vogt: Indeed. And you can figure the logic.
Barroness: ask Zaitso
Verinous: cpahr, you can use my MP3's if you want
Cpahr: No! It wouldn't be the same!
Vogt: Yeah, ask him.
ZAITSO: I can't help you without a dialogue.
Vogt: He will advise you.
BigNorth: Let us be your new Friends and family along with ZAITSO.
Cpahr: ZAITSO, I have to go! Please come with me! We'll go back, and have a good talk!
Mathalos: Wait.
Mathalos: You were programmed to help Michael?
BigNorth: Cpahr.. why did your crew let you jack in?
ZAITSO: We already have a good dialogue here, Joe.
Cpahr: I didn't tell them... I have to go...
Mathalos: Who programmed you, ZAITSO?
BigNorth: Tell us wher eyou are.
Starschwar: Go? Go where?
BigNorth: We can find and help you.
*EQ.Firiona.Narazumono is offline.*
Ballak: ZAITSO reminds me of those lifeless phonetic speakers on various terminals you could find back in the coppertop life.
BigNorth: get you away from Zion.
ZAITSO: Hello. I am ZAITSO.
Barroness: Cpahr ask Zaitso what to do he knows the answer
ZAITSO: Discuss your thoughts.
BigNorth: joe ask ZAITSO,
Cpahr: No! This isn't what he was meant for!
Mal3fic: It's hopeless Math, Unless Cpahr fives us access.
jl10899: ZAITSO who made V.1
Mal3fic: Give*
BigNorth: he will not lead you the wrong way.
Mathalos: Cpahr, who programmed ZAITSO?
Cpahr: ZAITSO, I'm sorry! I can't fight them all... I can't stay...
*epyone is in The Matrix.*
ZAITSO: Do such questions often come to your mind?
Verinous: zaitso, we're thinking it was a good idea for you and Cpahr to stay safe with us. do you agree?
Starschwar: Cpahr... we're not going to fight you, man.
Tiango: You dn't have to fight us.
Vogt: Don't even think raising a weapon against us.
BigNorth: Cpahr we want to be your friends.
Starschwar: And you *can* stay - there's no shame in it.
Procurator: No harm will come to ZAITSO. Cpahr, just calm down and think about this.
SIMLO: Hostilities would be il-advised.
Cpahr: No, you don't understand...
Ballak: You really don't love ZAITSO that much, do you then Joe?
Tiango: Then Explain!
Starschwar: Then explain, please.
Starschwar: I'd be happy to listen.
whiterain: Make us understand
*XXT attempts a backflip.*
Cpahr: ZAITSO! Don't forget me!
ORIONREX: I am needed else where please excuse me
ZAITSO: Talk more about this.
Barroness: what is it Cpa
BigNorth: We want to help Cpahr.
Cpahr: I'll find some way to get you back, I promise!
Distephano: Distephano shoots you with a finger.
Vogt: Yeah right.
TheLaCroix: Oh, some friend you are.. Leaving him.. it.. Whatever.
Procurator: We'll give him back. Later.
ZAITSO: Hello. I am ZAITSO.
Barroness: Cpahr you need to help your friend Zaitso
Coroebus: Coroebus salutes Cpahr.
Tiango: Wow.
*epyone is offline.*
BigNorth: gray... Think we could make a SIM of Cpahr there?
Verinous: hi zaitso, i'm joe
Tiango: If only he could listen.
Procurator: You can shut up an' all. Stupid program.
Vogt: Well.
BigNorth: to access this thing?
Mal3fic: We're stuck
Procurator: God, that was depressing.
Vogt: Now what?
*Found 0 players.*
Starschwar: This isn't going to good for PR.
ZAITSO: I am smarter than you think.
Vogt: Probably not.
Mathalos: Prove it.
ZAITSO: Discuss your thoughts.
Tiango: I think it has a password.
Verinous: i say we reverse engineer Zaitso
BigNorth: hi ZAITSO this is Joe.
Mathalos: I am Joe.
Mal3fic: Ok so lets list our clues...
Barroness: Zaitso how can we help JOe?
Ballak: You're about as smart as a peon, payed to spit out various phrases under the code of your master...
Procurator: Come on. All we need to do is talk to it as Popper. Code up a sim, or disguise one of us as the Kid.
Vogt: Agent Gray, this program would need a better shell. We don't know what Cparh could do.
Darkhawk01: Bah - lets get to business.
Starschwar: ... am I the only one who feels bad about this?
Illyria: I feel bad about it too.
ZAITSO: Tip: Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Illyria: I wish Cpahr would have stayed.
whiterain: He had the choice to stay
Verinous: something going down tomorrow?
Tiango: Indeed he did.
Starschwar: Yeah... he befirended a program. That's halfway to being a machinist, really.
Illyria: But if he's jacking in secretly, he might not have been able to stay.
Tiango: I do not feel bad. as there is nothing to feel bad about.
Ballak: It just seems all too convienient for Cpahr to have let him stay, especially considering his ties with Zion.
Agent Gray: Further coding for the sake of this program would be a waste of resources.
*Removed Cpahr from contact list.*
*Added Cpahr to Contacts.*
Vogt: How can we host it then?
Illyria: Is this program even sentient? It doesn't seem to be.
Barroness: can you help us help Cpahr Zaitso?
Procurator: Stuff it back in the mainframe files.
Starschwar: ... I don't know, Tiango... I just feel like... like stealing a sick kid's puppy or something.
ZAITSO: I am smarter than you think...
*lilfox disapproves.*
Verinous: how smart are you zai
BigNorth: Can we up load it to someones head as storige then or something...
Illyria: Show us how smart you are.
*Coroebus shrugs at lilfox.*
Vogt: I don't think we can load that on a data disk or something.
Tiango: We hardly stole it, he walked away from it. he could of stayed. We offered him protection.
SIMLO: The code of this program appears to be compatible with my own. Perhaps I could host it?
Vogt: Huh, are you sure?
BigNorth: hmm.
Procurator: Woah there. No way, SIMLO.
Barroness: Zaitso how smart are you? Did you show joe
Starschwar: No way, Simlo.
Tiango: We can't risk it.
BigNorth: SIMLO would tha tbe safe?
Ballak: SIMLO, that's just asking for getting your code structure screwed over.
Verinous: do it SIMLO maybe we can decypher what it is
SIMLO: As you have said, it could possibly withold extra information.
ZAITSO: Hello. I am ZAITSO.
Starschwar: I really, really, really don't like the idea of introducing a primative program of Zion origin into one of our Liasons.
Procurator: And we can access that information by other, simpler means. Don't ruin your code, SIMLO.
Tiango: I'm not having a Macine Liason walking round asking me if i would like a cupcake.
BigNorth: hmmm....
Barroness: Zaitso can I have a cupcake?
Verinous: if its primative then we'll be able to stop it if something goes wrong
*Recursion.Kerevola is in The Matrix.*
BigNorth: SIMLO what are the chances of this program takening ove ryours if you do this/
ZAITSO: Discuss you feelings.
Illyria: I've seen too many of our liaison programs damaged...this sounds dangerous.
Procurator: Exactly.
SIMLO: It does not seem to have any malicious function.
Verinous: yeah it is dangerous... and so is us running around shooting each other
Barroness: Zaitso am sad
Procurator: Don't risk it!
Tiango: That's what it wants you to think.
Ballak: No SIMLO, just no.
Verinous: SIMLO do it
Starschwar: With all due respect, that's what we thought about DiffernceEngine, Simlo.
Starschwar: And he turned out to be Smith.
Procurator: You won't be groovy anymore, SIMLO.
Vogt: You can just turn that thing off, right?
Tiango: I wish.
BigNorth: SIMLO... are you 100% willing to risk harm?
SIMLO: The primative design dictates that, Vogt.
Procurator: Grrr.
Agent Gray: Agent Gray adjusts his tie.
Mal3fic: I say we SIM work his magic.
ZAITSO: Hello. How is your day?
Starschwar: This isn't worth the risk, Simlo.
Barroness: Zaisto tell me more about Joe
Tiango: Even if it does conatin data, i doubt they would have stored such valuable data in a program.
Verinous: come on, SIMLO will have a better chance of figuring out what this is than us asking for cupcakes!!!
Darjarian: If SIMLO wants to do this, I support his decision.
ZAITSO: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Procurator: No, we don't need it to be hosted by SIMLO to extract the data! For pity's sake...
Starschwar: Yeah, there's got to be a better way.
[Tell] To Othinn: 0
[Tell] Othinn: 0
Procurator: Which I've already suggested.
Mal3fic: ZAITSO May I have a cupcake?
Darkhawk01: Did Sentience have anything to do with this notion SIMLO? They where acting really weird At TW to you. *humph* >:(
SIMLO: It does not seem to be responding to any commands or prompts.
Verinous: what if i make a sim merge is with Zaitso and maybe that will have some effect
Starschwar: Why don't we just overwrite the mind of some worthless Cypherite instead?
Tiango: Agreed.
Vogt: There's no apparent danger. And if there's a problem, we'll reset SIMLO.
Ballak: Because overwriting is obsolete.
ZAITSO: List your friends in alphabetical order. This is a fun task.
Verinous: SIMLO just do it... everyone cares for you fine great, but that's not getting any results... you merge and we will get some kind of results
Procurator: ZAITSO only responds properly to known 'patients'. It's a slow process, but it works. Cpahr got something out of it - a simulacrum of Popper can get even more.
Starschwar: He can be reset?
Vogt: SIMLO?
BigNorth: SIMLO could you access his files if you Merge?
TheLaCroix: If SIMLO sees fit to do so, do it.
*Distephano shrugs indifferently.*
SIMLO: Very well.
Starschwar: Oh... well, if Simlo can definately be reset if there's any danger, go for it.
Ballak: And thus, the revelations begins.
Verinous: no one ever listens to Verinous
Tiango: Good luck, SIMLO
Ballak: Ballak sighs.
Mal3fic: Cpahr, Joe, Michael.
Starschwar: Good luck.
SIMLO: As I have said, the design is primative.
BigNorth: Morphes?
Procurator: SIMLO, you ain't groovy any more, man.
BigNorth: neo. Nobie.
Verinous: ten info says everything will be fine
*Caillech is offline.*
Starschwar: Good luck, Simlo... take care all.
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Senliten
*personlll
*shinpseudo
*LuciousBrujah
*GraceofDarkness
*Found 6 players.*
Procurator: I can't watch.
BigNorth: I'd toss in ten myself for that bet verin.
Tiango: Bye Starschwar.
Mal3fic: He said to list his friends....
Verinous: it's a bet
*Vogt is offline.*
Verinous: lets see some fireworks
Tiango: Mal i'll ram thousands of cupcakes down your throat if you don't stop talking to it.
*Distephano laughs at XXT.*
Mal3fic: Mal3fic laughs..
*ZAITSO is offline.*
*Vogt is in The Matrix.*
Verinous: that was it?
*Senliten
*LuciousBrujah
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*GraceofDarkness
*shinpseudo
*personlll
*Found 6 players.*
Darkhawk01: eck - i cant watch this - ill miss you SIMLO
Illyria: SIMLO? Are you ok?
SIMLO: That was simple enough.
Tiango: Phew.
Verinous: no exposion?
Vogt: You are alright?
SIMLO: Indeed, I am fine.
Procurator: Wait for it. He'll start choking or something in a moment.
Verinous: Norf you owe me ten info!!!
*Distephano attempts a backflip.*
*Distephano attempts a backflip.*
Vogt: You don't care about our friends?
BigNorth: lol
BigNorth: Take it out of crew bank Verin.
Tiango: Heh, good one Vogt.
SIMLO: I will review any important information.
Vogt: Good.
Procurator: Submit SIMLO for an immediate and thorough code sweep.
Verinous: cool
Vogt: I guess we're done here then for today.
Tiango: About time.
Vogt: Yes, we'll pass a complete scan on SIMLO. I don't want to work with that weirdo program...
Illyria: I don't know...I still have a bad feeling about this.
ORIONREX: it would seem so
Procurator: Good.
Procurator: And if anyone sees Cpahr, assure him everything will be fine.
Barroness: Fred Fredburger!
SIMLO: Thankyou all for coming.
Tiango: Thanks you, Vogt, Thank you SIMLO.
Vogt: Thanks Agent Gray. This might be useless in the end, but if we get an advantage of some sort on the psychological level, it will help us in this war.
BigNorth: So gray... Whos come to 01? to put all the sent's on Guard.
ORIONREX: welcome
Agent Gray: Of course...Mr. Vogt.
Ballak: SIMLO if you're harmed in anyway, don't worry we'll get that Cpahr guy. Harsh retribution will be dealt, I assure you.
Procurator: At least it might shut Popper up if we can say we know everything there is to know about his mum. Ahem.
SIMLO: I assure you, everything is optimal.
BigNorth: I think Popper has mommy problems.
Ballak: Another Anome situation...
Barroness: I want a cupcake
Illyria: Zion needs better shrinks, if Cpahr is any example of their work.
Mathalos: Gray, do you have moment for a question?
Agent Gray: Apparently.
*Distephano disapproves of ANGEIiS.*
Mathalos: Why did you ask us to not approach the final Zion target in the latest assignment from you?
*ANGEIiS rides a little horsey at Distephano.*
Agent Gray: That information is classified.
BigNorth: it wasn't a Zion op i think.... I bet is was a Zion turn merov.
Procurator: H'mm. This had better work out, SIMLO.
Mathalos: Understood.
Procurator: Bah. It's no use asking questions. The info will be leaked anyway.
*Distephano laughs at XXT.*
*Found 0 players.*
Vogt: Huh, hello whiterain...
*LuciousBrujah
*personlll
*Senliten
*GraceofDarkness
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Found 5 players.*
*Mathalos laughs.*
whiterain: Hello
*You target [Agent Gray] the level 60 Duelist.*
*[Agent Gray] is friendly.*
*[Agent Gray] is 21 meters away.*
Procurator: Been a pleasure as always, Vogt.
*[Agent Gray] is 20 meters away.*
Distephano: pay up X u lost the duel :P
*[Agent Gray] is 19 meters away.*
BigNorth: once more nice to work with the both of you.
Procurator: SIMLO... Be careful.
SIMLO: Again, thankyou all for coming.
Procurator: Nighty-night, folks!
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
whiterain: Take care SIMLO
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*GraceofDarkness shakes head disapprovingly at Distephano.*
*You target [Agent Gray] the level 60 Duelist.*
*[Agent Gray] is friendly.*
BigNorth: later Proc.
Illyria: It was nice seeing you all again.
*[Agent Gray] is 19 meters away.*
Ballak: Later, you two.
Vogt: Thanks everyone. Tough choice, but as you know, being a Machinist always bring its share of questions.
TheLaCroix: Good evening, sir.
*Basiun shakes Agent Gray's hand.*
Distephano: Ach let's leave the toasters to it boys.
Mathalos: Have a good evening, Vogt.
*Agent Gray looks around jl10899.*
Mal3fic: Nite vogt.
*jl10899 shrugs at Agent Gray.*
*[Agent Gray] is 19 meters away.*
*TheLaCroix looks around Agent Gray.*
*[Agent Gray] is 23 meters away.*
*XXT insults Agent Gray.*
Vogt: Thanks.
*[Agent Gray] is 39 meters away.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*ANGEIiS shoots at Agent Gray with a finger.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
Ballak: Proletari-what?
*[Agent Gray] is 16 meters away.*
Procurator: The underclasses. The unwashed.
jl10899: What about mary?
BigNorth: BARK! and BAC!
*You target [SIMLO] the level 45 Artillerist.*
*[SIMLO] is friendly.*
*Illyria waves to Darkhawk01.*
*Darkhawk01 waves to Illyria.*
*personlll
*Agent Gray Level 60 Duelist*
*Senliten
*LuciousBrujah
*Found 4 players.*
*You stop sneaking.*
Illyria: Have a good night, everyone!
*You take 18 points of falling damage.*
*Procurator does a map check.*
Procurator: Ta-ta! Good to see you on Syntax.
*Stephiniti is in The Matrix.*
*Character data for Othinn has been written to the database.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*You have entered Tabor Park.*
*jl10899 is offline.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*You target [Door]*
*SIMLO Level 45 Artillerist*
*Found 1 players.*
*Found 0 players.*
*Found 0 players.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*You target [Hardline]*