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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Sun 09th of Mar 2008 at 10:18 AM by Reeverb. Communique follows:



[Tell] Syntax.Haigen: We will be meeting with Cryptos at Club Daemon, come on over.
Ev01ver: Hello.
MissLita: ello all.
IPenta: hey
Reeverb: Hello.
Pirathonite: Hey.
Tranta: Evening, one and all.
Itarrot: And slowly the file in.
Royin: You look different.
Fl1rty: Hello Ma'am
Royin: You did something to your hair?
Haigen: Yes dear, do you like it?
Tranta: Oh, so they all noticed in a heartbeat.
IPenta: looks nice
Royin: It's very nice.
Tranta: Stinkin' suckups.
IPenta: whatever Tranty
Reeverb: It's still the same colour.
Fl1rty: Anybody want to buy a cookie?
ChloeAnn: No
eternalalpha: hey guys
ChloeAnn: Cookies make you fat!
Reeverb: Heya.
Narimiya: how much sister?
Tranta: Yeah, Chloe doesn't need anymore cookies.
Fl1rty: *shrugs*
ChloeAnn: ...
Itarrot: Now now kids. Play nice.
Tranta: Aaah, it's been too long since I had a jab. You know I'm just kidding.
IPenta: Cookies need love like everything does
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Agent: Target lost.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Tesma: Shame...
IPenta: ooh Finality, cool faction name
Tranta: So.
ChloeAnn: ...
Fl1rty: Thank you
Tranta: The new wire guy.
Itarrot: So, I'm done talking. Someone else think of something fun to chat about while we wait?
Tranta: Thoughts?
ChloeAnn: Hes hpt
ChloeAnn: ho
ChloeAnn: hot!
ChloeAnn: Shit.
IPenta: Um he could destroy Us?
Itarrot: She can't even talk right...
Tranta: Has you stumbling for words?
Tranta: Must be somethin'
ChloeAnn: ...
ChloeAnn: No I was kidding
Itarrot: Someone get her some cold water.
IPenta: Yeah, The Wirde dude needs to be deleted
ChloeAnn: Wet tshirt contest hell yeah!
Itarrot: Better yet, a cold shower.
ChloeAnn: I'd go for that.
Reeverb: I say recruit the white fella!
Narimiya: might i suggest a gag
Itarrot: I sure hope so.
Fl1rty: *suppresses a giggle*
Tesma: If chloe gets the cold shower I will join her
Itarrot: I was more referring to the smell...
IPenta: And I will pe... Ahem carry on
Itarrot: But that works too I suppose.
Fl1rty: Haigen?
Tranta: She's waiting for the opportune moment.
IPenta: To strike Like Thunderball
Fl1rty: When you bleach your clothes your supposed to use a gentle bleach..otherwise it takes the colour out of your bandanna
Itarrot: She's waiting to zing both me and Tranta with something good... I'm being extra cautious.
Tranta: It'll so be him this time.
IPenta: So she the strong silent type then?
Tranta: She's definitely strong.
Fl1rty: Vodka...neat.
IPenta: I prefer Port myself
ChloeAnn: Vodka?!
ChloeAnn: Where?
Haigen: Good thing about vodka, it won't stain.
Fl1rty: Fl1rty drains glass in one gulp.
Tesma: Vodka and redbull
IPenta: and it's flammable, i think
ChloeAnn: What can I get ya, ma'am?
Fl1rty: Vodka redbull por favour
ChloeAnn: COmin' right up!
Tesma: Good Choice!
ChloeAnn: ChloeAnn gives Fl1rty a Vodka redbull.
ChloeAnn: There ya go!
Fl1rty: Fl1rty picks up glass and stares at amber liquid.
Fl1rty: bottoms up
ChloeAnn: Oh hell yeah
ChloeAnn: ive got
Fl1rty: Fl1rty necks second glass and puts glass down hard.
ChloeAnn: TOSUNO!
IPenta: Huh?
eternalalpha: I thought there was supposed to be a buffet this time
ChloeAnn: Shit
Tranta: Punch and Pie is not a buffet.
Fl1rty: Anyone else read the e-mail Haigen sent...she said drinks were on her.
eternalalpha: eternalalpha num num num.
IPenta: oH cHOLE AND tOSUNO, WHAT DO YOU TWO GET UP TO?
ChloeAnn: Uhm
ChloeAnn: He wanted me to be his mate
ChloeAnn: but I said no!
silenci0: I get this bottle of Whisky and this Champaign over there... no... lil bit to the right... ye thanks
Royin: eternalalpha, go on a diet.
IPenta: Sounded like you got creamed by an Agent Chole :P
ChloeAnn: NO
ChloeAnn: His agent shot me
ChloeAnn: the little bastard
eternalalpha: its the code, it makes me big boned
ChloeAnn: ...
Royin: Oh, ok.
ChloeAnn: I so took that the wrong way...
Itarrot: Well we know where HER mind is...
ChloeAnn: In the gutter
Haigen: Does that thing have a mind of it's own? Be careful dear.
ChloeAnn: As Stanten would say...
IPenta: We do Itarrot?
IPenta: I wouldn't be too sure
eternalalpha: i thought someone was getting Chloe a gag
Reeverb: Everyone but you, IPenta.
ChloeAnn: Nah.
ChloeAnn: I never shutup.
Fl1rty: Who's Stanten?
silenci0: woah... 3 mil..... ya that's ok. haigen will pay for it
ChloeAnn: Cyph Liaison on Recursion
IPenta: Nah, I know she's a crazy sexy girl Verb
Fl1rty: oh...
ChloeAnn: Thats where Ive ben spending most of my time.
Tranta: Stanten is a crewman of ours.
ChloeAnn: Hes awesome.
Itarrot: Good guy, been a lot of help in my project.
Fl1rty: Good to know...its nice to build networks
Itarrot: Kind of a joint venture between the two of us you could say.
His muscle my brains... or something like that...
IPenta: Was it called Gay pride by any chance Itarrot?
ChloeAnn: Rejex is awesome too.
ChloeAnn: Exivy reminds me of Haigen
ChloeAnn: But a redhead
Reeverb: I'm awesome too.
ChloeAnn: Yes you are, baby.
IPenta: not
silenci0: another 12 mil for this bottle of whisky??? wth.... ah nvm... put it on haigens tab
Fl1rty: Hey Sil...
silenci0: *hiccup*
silenci0: huh?
Fl1rty: Ask them how much a bottle of Havannah 7yr rum is
silenci0: it's cool.... i got it
Fl1rty: Then buy 3..you and I are having a party tonight when this is all over *winks*
silenci0: since when do them bartenders have these fm 1500s which are facing right at me?
Fl1rty: Since you threatened to drink them dry
IPenta: Since you tried to take some of their bottles?
Fl1rty: Call it what you want to call it, Silenci0's a freakin' alcoholic
silenci0: *sneaks away*
ChloeAnn: Alcohol is bad.
Fl1rty: NO...alcohol good
silenci0: *grabs another bottle of vodka for the way*
ChloeAnn: No, bad!
Fl1rty: NO!!!! GOOD!!!!
IPenta: Isn't Silencio the guy who trashed Old Zion's defences?
Tosuno: Alcohol solves all your problems, but brings them back in about 24 hours with an added UMPH!
Fl1rty: Yes *looks on proudly*
ChloeAnn: last time I was drunk, I asked someone for the keys to their apartment, so I could steal food out of their fridge.
ChloeAnn: tosuno
ChloeAnn: Shut up
ChloeAnn: and go away
IPenta: Do be quiet Tosuno
Tesma: GO AWAY!
ChloeAnn: I'll kill you,
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: any Event happening today?
Tosuno: Like I killed you?
silenci0: It was nothing but another job, IPenta
ChloeAnn: Hi!
ChloeAnn: Flag up!
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: That's classified information.
Tosuno: FINE!
IPenta: Still an important one
Fl1rty: Don't you think we have enough to be fighting tonight without fighting among ourselves?
Narimiya: thats machines for you i guess
ChloeAnn: Tosuno is ZIonite.
IPenta: All Chole is doing is killing Tosuno
ChloeAnn: And Im not a Machine.
Tosuno: Even if I win, I still lose...
Narimiya: scanners say otherwise
IPenta: You need to be humbled Tosuno
silenci0: *throws XP Amplifier towards Fl1rty*
Narimiya: now now chloe dont burst a blood vessel
PistoI: **Dives in front of it***
Fl1rty: Itarrot..would you care to dance while we wait
Itarrot: I'm good. I'll just stand here with my bodyguards.
Itarrot: The one on the right kind of sucks, but he's cheap.
IPenta: And you just came out, excellent
eternalalpha: Sucks eh?
IPenta: yep
Haigen: Too much information dear, way too much.
Tesma: So... wheres Cryptos?
Tranta: He'll be along presently.
Itarrot: Eh, ya gotta give the people what they pay for. Let them take words and run with 'em.
ChloeAnn: Paying is good.
IPenta: I guess
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: so is one happening atm or later?
IPenta: Wonder why he chose the name Cryptos?
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: Classified. =P
Tosuno: (( He didn't, the story writers did ^_^ ))
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: don't have to tell me the details, just wondering if something exciting is happening, lol
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: guess that means it is, hehe
IPenta: ((CAN IT ))
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: There's a live event starting later.
IPenta: bloody Zionites
GraceofDarkness: Maybe the same reason you chose IPenta.
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: for machines/cyphs i'm guessing :(
ChloeAnn: (( STFU TOS OMG GO BE EMO! ))
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: Yeah.
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: i should've listened to jooos and turned cyph, lol
IPenta: Not really Grace, his name is more interesting if you ask me
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: Told you so. ;)
Tosuno: (( I dun wanna //_- ))
ChloeAnn: (( [//_-] GO now
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: Cyph got the most events and have the smallest org, which means most interaction. ;)
ChloeAnn: Yummy, cake.
Tosuno: (( I'll go, under one condition.... ))
ChloeAnn: (( whats that? ))
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: but i'm sure lots of mechs show up for your events, no?
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: Nope.
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: None.
IPenta: ((You want to sleep with Chole don't you?))
ChloeAnn: (( no
IPenta: ((just checking))
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: We don't go to their events either.
ChloeAnn: (( I just got off the phone with Ty, Tosuno.... she said she still loves me more than you <3 ))
Tosuno: (( LIAR! >O ))
ChloeAnn: (( i swear! call her n ask her urself ))
IPenta: ((Lesbians?))
Tosuno: (( That's it! I will! Bye now! ))
ChloeAnn: (( Bye. ))
Fl1rty: Fl1rty looks at ceiling.
ChloeAnn: Owwie...
Reeverb: How are Cryptos' eyes doing?
Reeverb: Cause he does know how to takes his time...can he find the way?
ChloeAnn: Tezzle, not now.
ChloeAnn: Later, alright?
IPenta: yeah buy eye drops
Tesma: Ok
eternalalpha: so who has the broken watch around here
ChloeAnn: Oh snap
ChloeAnn: Tranta's in trouble!
Fl1rty: o_O..Tranta got bored
eternalalpha: Perma bannd
Itarrot: I did that.
ChloeAnn: Oh snap
Itarrot: He talked smack to me..
ChloeAnn: Itarrot is the almight God?!
Itarrot: That's what you get
GraceofDarkness: Heh.
Itarrot: Learn your places.
ChloeAnn: Uh
Itarrot: Grovel at my feet!
ChloeAnn: I'll smack talk ya.
Itarrot: Then I'll teleport you to the same hell I teleported Tranta.
ChloeAnn: Sweet
ChloeAnn: Uh.
ChloeAnn: I mean.
Itarrot: Awww, that's cute
IPenta: What are you? the Merovingian, Itarrot?
Itarrot: I taught him what he knows
ChloeAnn: Haha
ChloeAnn: Thats funny..
IPenta: Nah I doubt it, he has brains for starters
ChloeAnn: Cuz you just have ALL the women around ya, huh?
GraceofDarkness: IPenta = Dead. To . Me.
Narimiya: not somthing to brag about brother
ChloeAnn: Yeah really.
ChloeAnn: The Merv is a male hoe.
Fl1rty: What....garden tool?
Itarrot: See Chloe, that's where you aren't paying attention, I can teleport people... I don't need them around me 24/7.
ChloeAnn: No
Itarrot: All they'd do is bother me and get in my way.
ChloeAnn: Maybe that's what they want?
IPenta: You be better as a Merv
Itarrot: Ya know, I was trying to think of a comeback, but I don't think there's anything that could make you any better Penta, or even moderately good for that matter.
eternalalpha: Where you go Tranta
ChloeAnn: And.. I like giving ya the silent treatment, Itarrot.
Tranta: Needed to check on something.
IPenta: Yeah dude, wheer you go to? I thought Itarrot the meany tried to exile you Tranta
IPenta: oh ok
Itarrot: Did they tie the bags off properly Tranta?
ChloeAnn: Hahah
ChloeAnn: ..
Itarrot: Don't want the trash falling out when you pick take them to the truck
ChloeAnn: Ew.
eternalalpha: wow
IPenta: Nah he couldn't tie it, your head wouldn't go in
ChloeAnn: Gross!
Tranta: I know what your super secret project is.
Tranta: I can blow it.
Itarrot: I'll shank you...
ChloeAnn: Do it.
Itarrot: With a rusty spoon...
ChloeAnn: There is no spoon!
Tranta: I'm a garbage man, I know self defense.
Tesma: Do It
IPenta: Yeah Garbage bag atack does 1000 damage
ChloeAnn: hah
ChloeAnn: Im sure those bags can be dangerous...
Tranta: It's also poisonous
GraceofDarkness: Stinky too.
ChloeAnn: Ew
ChloeAnn: Does that mean Tranta smellls?..
GraceofDarkness: Which is why I'm staning over here...
IPenta: Crikey Cryptos is taking awhile, what's he doing? Shampooing his hair? No wonder veil complains about him
Itarrot: Ok, my spoon is rusty. You'll get hepatitis.
Itarrot: I win.
ChloeAnn: Dont you know how to wash dishes?
Fl1rty: huh...you get Tetanus from rust objects
ChloeAnn: Guess not, since you cant even comb your hair...
GraceofDarkness: Minor Details.
Itarrot: Why wash them when you can let them gather rust and kill people with them.
Itarrot: A valid point, I'm glad someone was paying attention... I meant to make that slipup...
Itarrot: A test! Of course...
GraceofDarkness: suuuuure.
ChloeAnn: Hah
ChloeAnn: Yeah right.
Itarrot: Testing you I was... You should be a doctor.
Fl1rty: Yay..I passed
IPenta: You mean a test about your hair?
ChloeAnn: Oh my god.
ChloeAnn: IYoda!
GraceofDarkness: He's a carrot doctor.
ChloeAnn: Hahahh
ChloeAnn: ...
ChloeAnn: Wow.
ChloeAnn: ChloeAnn humms quietly to herself.
ChloeAnn: Well this has been fun, but I Gotta go soon.
Fl1rty: Awww....really?
ChloeAnn: Yep.
IPenta: IPenta agrees with Graces' action.
ChloeAnn: Its quiet.
Tesma: Wez are bored
ChloeAnn: Wez
GraceofDarkness: Gross.
ChloeAnn: Whose Wez?
silenci0 (shouting): ATTENTION!
IPenta: why?
silenci0: Fl1rty! Get your ass over here
GraceofDarkness: What do you want scum?
eternalalpha: Hello cryptos
Tranta: Cryptos.
Tesma: Welcome
Itarrot: There he is. I told you he was coming!
IPenta: Ah Cryptos, how are you?
ChloeAnn: No you didnt.
Pirathonite: Cryptos! Hello, old friend.
Cryptos: Yes, eventually.
GraceofDarkness: I'm talking to you Zionite.
GraceofDarkness: Peh.
Cryptos: Friends...
Royin: Hey Cryptos.
Microgigs: Hey Cryptos
Cryptos: I am concerned about the news of the appearance at Ascension Monument.
IPenta: Indeed it is troubling
Fl1rty: Are they any indications as to what this manifestaion is Sir?
silenci0: Is there anything we should be feared about?
Tesma: What do you think it was?
Cryptos: I do not know.
Tranta: Teen team are heralding the one's return.
Tranta: What you make of that, boss?
Cryptos: Hm.
GraceofDarkness: Sound like a challenge to me.
Cryptos: It seems to me a danger. Its first act was to cause panic and dismay among the sleepers.
Itarrot: Let him come back. When we put him to sleep again, it'll kill their morale.
Reeverb: That's something we should not allow for too long to happen.
Cryptos: I agree. That is why I believe we should look for this man...if man he is.
silenci0: It didn't harm anything we care about, did it?
Reeverb: Is anything known about his origin, Cryptos?
Fl1rty: We need to find any weakness it may have
Cryptos: As yet, we know nothing.
GraceofDarkness: It's causing instability of the Matrix.
GraceofDarkness: I'm sure we care about that.
Fl1rty: The fact it took out six agents without breaking a sweat means we should be careful
Reeverb: How unfortunate.
Tranta: We gotta have some lead.
Tranta: A lot of people saw it.
Cryptos: Yes. I think we should go to the monument. Perhaps we can find some clue about this...individual.
Fl1rty: Cryptos, do you have any leads?
Reeverb: He left trails, sparkles in agents and exiles.
GraceofDarkness: To the monument then.
Itarrot: Field trip!
IPenta: Yay
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
ChloeAnn: I do!
Microgigs: I wish.
ChloeAnn: ....
ChloeAnn: Doesnt work.
Itarrot: Wow, she proves useful for once.
Itarrot: Or not...
ChloeAnn: DUde!
ChloeAnn: Im magic!
ChloeAnn: Doesnt work
ChloeAnn: Im sorry
Itarrot: Nice try though.
Itarrot: Really, I mean that sincerely.
ChloeAnn: ChloeAnn sniffs.
ChloeAnn: Your a big meanie.
Fl1rty: *knock knock knock*
Itarrot: I was being serious!
Itarrot: So, it looks rather locked...
ChloeAnn: Now my foot hurts,
Microgigs: Agent
ChloeAnn: Thanks alot.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Itarrot: You're the one who said you had the key, not my fault
ChloeAnn: I thought it would work!
ChloeAnn: It usually does..
Microgigs: See any glowing people?
ChloeAnn: Nope!
IPenta: ah The door to the Source supposedly
Itarrot: Anyone got any new ideas? Or happen to see a man made of mesh running about?
ChloeAnn: I see a guy behind me invading my personal space.
Cryptos: Everything appears to be normal. No panic in the street below.
Tranta: Kinda eerie, being here.
Fl1rty: Someone drained the water from the diving pool
silenci0: He went to the other side, sir.
IPenta: how about ask the Bluepills who saw the wire guy?
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Itarrot: Don't you have some contacts around here Haigen?
Itarrot: You know people... and stuff...
Tranta: Some? Hah, Haigen's networked.
Fl1rty: Cryptos, Silencio and myself scouted this area when we were made aware of the footage. We found nothing
Itarrot: Better her than me. I'm not a people person.
Cryptos: Hm...
ChloeAnn: Really, Itarrot?
Itarrot: Some ask me, why am I a liaison then? I usually just laugh.
ChloeAnn: We couldnt tell...
Tesma: Maybe if you got out more Tranta you would have some friend too
Itarrot: Then make fun of them...
IPenta: So why you a liason Itarrot?
GraceofDarkness: Gross...
Fl1rty: Why appear at this monument?
Reeverb: Because we choose so.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Haigen: Hmm, perhaps we should speak with some of the locals. I know of someone who might be of assistance.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Fl1rty: Cryptos...do you know of any link this monument with the matrix or it's creator?
Microgigs: Where to, Haigen?
Itarrot: Better than standing out here in the rain...
Reeverb: Where can we find this person, Haigen?
IPenta: because this Door was used by a previous One to go to the Source
ChloeAnn: The Rain is nice!
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
silenci0: Would anybody bring this to order
Itarrot: Think we could go somewhere where I can get a drink?
Cryptos: Was it?
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
ChloeAnn: We were just at a bar..
Itarrot: ... Are we now?
ChloeAnn: No, but we WERE.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
ChloeAnn: Why didnt you get a drink there?
Fl1rty: Who is the local Haigen?
Tesma: (( thanks for the cwq))
IPenta: Yeah whos the Bluepill Haigen?
ChloeAnn: (( <3 ))
Tesma: ((cq*))
ChloeAnn: Tosuno
ChloeAnn: I thought I told you to get lost?
Tosuno: I did, I ended up here!
ChloeAnn: Lying basta...
ChloeAnn: Uhmm
GraceofDarkness: More like followed us, little lost puppy.
Tosuno: Sorry Grace. No such luck mate.
GraceofDarkness: Ow.
silenci0: Sir, are you alright?
Fl1rty: Fl1rty slooks on with concern at Cryptos.
Tesma: Sir...?
silenci0: *tries not to look worried*
IPenta: nice name
Tranta: Perhaps you could scout her out, folks?
Itarrot: Well I need a drink... So, that's priority number one..
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
silenci0: Somebody stays here for his safety
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
MissLita: has cyptos gone on a lunch break.?
Reeverb: Hi.
Reeverb: What you guys doing here?
Nicho: Aren't you missing a meeting Reeverb?
Nicho: Heh.
Haigen: Good, have you seen anything out of the order recently...perhaps some mentioning of something by the patrons...
JenniferEvans: Anything in particular? Some of this stuff is stronger than you'd think.
Tesma: Tesma pinches Tranta's butt.
GraceofDarkness: A Glowing Man.
IPenta: Maybe anything about glowing Wire person been seen around?
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
JenniferEvans: Well, we don't get many of those 'round here.
Fl1rty: We're looking for information about a phenomenon that appeared out of the ascension monument
Agent: Target lost.
Narimiya: you probly dismissed it as drunk talk
silenci0: Hah!
JenniferEvans: But since you mention it, there was a regular guy prattling on about something or other.
Narimiya: any small passing comment might help
Tesma: Good to see Tetra could make it today
GraceofDarkness: Oh, can you remember what it was?
Haigen: Oh?
IPenta: Really who was he Jennifer?
Fl1rty: Do you know who the regular was, or what he said
silenci0: Try to focus sweetheart....
JenniferEvans: Some weird guy fighting with suits, is what he said. He's always saying crazy stuff, so god knows if that's what you're after.
Reeverb: Is that all you know?
Fl1rty: Thats what we are needing...
GraceofDarkness: Sounds about right.
Fl1rty: Was there anything else he said?
IPenta: What is his name?
Haigen: Is he here right now?
silenci0: Is the name Amber?
JenniferEvans: He's not due in for another couple of hours, though... His name's... Jeff... something.
Narimiya: any idea what side of town hes from?
JenniferEvans: Jeff... something not too common.
Tesma: Dommer?
JenniferEvans: He works as a janitor, I know that...
GraceofDarkness: Found him.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Fl1rty: You can do this Jennifer...think
Fl1rty: Janitor where?
GraceofDarkness: JeffCronen.
JenniferEvans: At a subway, I think.
JenniferEvans: Yeah, that might be it.
GraceofDarkness: Find that man.
Haigen: A subway janitor? That helps.
ChloeAnn: Hey its Sweet and lo!
Itarrot: Great. Now are you sure your taps are dry?
GraceofDarkness: Thank you for your help Jennifer.
JeffCronen: The insides of those subways are filthy...
Mal3fic: Good evening Sir
Reeverb: Hello Jeff.
JeffCronen: Evenin'...
Pirathonite: Hey Jeff.
Reeverb: How's it going?
Pirathonite: Whats goin' on?
Reeverb: We're here to ask you about what happened in Rogers Way.
JeffCronen: Just uh.. you know.. working.
Pirathonite: Working hard or hardly workin'?
JeffCronen: Why? Are you investigating it or something?
Reeverb: Can you tell us anything about what happened that day?
Reeverb: We're investigating it, yes.
Microgigs: Yeah.
eternalalpha: that was strange jeff
GraceofDarkness: Hello Jeff.
JeffCronen: Thank goodness someone is! You know, I ran all the way home and flipped on the news... and there was no mention of it! Nowhere!
eternalalpha: so you were saying
Reeverb: You can tell us everything.
GraceofDarkness: We are trying to keep it underwraps Jeff.
JeffCronen: And then.. and then I grabbed a paper, and nothing was in it! So I picked up another brand.. nothing whatsoever. Can you believe that?
Reeverb: We know how news like that gets ignored.
Reeverb: We're working on it though.
JeffCronen: I thought I was seeing things..
Reeverb: But we need to know what you know.
GraceofDarkness: Where did you last see this Man?
JeffCronen: The monument.. Ascension monument.
Reeverb: Yes.
GraceofDarkness: Did you see which direction it was heading?
Tesma: Can you describe it for us aswell?
GraceofDarkness: You said it was fighitng some suits right?
eternalalpha: where did you go to earlier jeff?
JeffCronen: But.. a man? I don't know what it was.. it was just terrorizing these men in suits, and.. I screamed and ran. I ran all the way home to flip on the news.
Reeverb: You did the good thing.
Reeverb: What else do you know?
Tesma: Why flip on the new when you were right there?
JeffCronen: Scariest thing I've ever seen in my life, I'll tell you that much... The scariest..
GraceofDarkness: Did anyone you know witness this event?
JeffCronen: Didn't you hear me? The thing was attacking people! I don't even carry a gun out in the streets!
GraceofDarkness: Calm down Jeff.
Mal3fic: Mal3fic ugh... .
XElite: You informed the proper authorities, Mr.Cronen?
JeffCronen: No, no just me.. look, I think the thing was heading toward Stamos when I ran away.. do you think it's still there?
Tesma: Please calm down and tell us everything you saw
Reeverb: Probably not, so you don't have to fear anything.
Haigen: There is only one way to make sure, dears.
ChloeAnn: Go huntin?
JeffCronen: That's all I know, I promise!
GraceofDarkness: It is a possibility though...
ChloeAnn: Or we can use someone as bait....
Reeverb: Jeff?
Reeverb: I'm joking...
Itarrot: I think there's a good bar in Stamos... good idea Haigen...
GraceofDarkness: We don't know what it is after though.
eternalalpha: dont worry jeff
Reeverb: Let's not wait and find out. It's obviously a threat to us.
Cryptos: Yes. Somewhere in Stamos, then.
Microgigs: To Stamos?
GraceofDarkness: Thank you for your time Jeff.
silenci0: Do not be worried. We will take care of your safety from now on
Reeverb: You.
Pirathonite: Whoa.
Fl1rty: He appaears to be inactive...thankfully
Loac: anyone for a game of hangman?
GraceofDarkness: What is your purpose?
Intruder: Eh?
Intruder: What is this....?
Reeverb: Hello.
GraceofDarkness: I didn't stutter.
Pirathonite: Well, it speaks...
Reeverb: Who are you?
Fl1rty: How are you?
eternalalpha: Hello Intruder
ChloeAnn: Wow....
Pirathonite: What are you?
Fl1rty: We came looking for you. You have caused quite a stir in our neighbourhood
Intruder: Huh. I'm not here to answer your questions.
Reeverb: Why are you here?
Fl1rty: We were intrigued as to your intentions
Pirathonite: Can you please tell us?
Fl1rty: And if there was anything we could do to help
Pirathonite: We aren't asking much.
Tesma: Why are you here good sir jus tone question
Fl1rty: Your code....it's like nothing we've seen before
Fl1rty: Where are you from?
GraceofDarkness: What do you want here?
Starschwar: ... hello?
Fl1rty: Are you looking for someone?
GraceofDarkness: Damn Mechs...
Intruder: Bah. Go away.
Fl1rty: Or something?
Pirathonite: Come on, man!
Microgigs: huh?
silenci0: Are you just here to keep balance?
Intruder: Huh.
Pirathonite: WHOA!!
Microgigs: AGENTS!
SIMLO: What is that...
Reeverb: Kill the Accelerator!
Pirathonite: Hey, dude... I think it's time to use your voodoo!
SIMLO: Agents are being deployed.
ChloeAnn: Do we get to kill 'em?
Fl1rty: Intruder....why do you do this?
Microgigs: Whoever you are...kill the Agents!
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Tesma: He can summon agents?
GraceofDarkness: HACK THAT THING!
Agent: Target lost.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Haigen: Oh dear.
Fl1rty: Intruder...you seem peaceful...why will you not let us aid your search
Intruder: Much better.
Itarrot: So who are you, and what makes you so special?
Starschwar: The hell?
Reeverb: Holy...
eternalalpha: wow
Starschwar: Oh, not good.
Tesma: answered
Mal3fic: I thought he'd be the one killing them all?
CutySuzuki: its a lvl100 :X
CutySuzuki: not 60
[Tell] To Syntax.Itarrot: What should we do?
Fl1rty: any destroyrs in the mix?
Mal3fic: Lets all team up...
Pylat: lemme go load it
Mal3fic: And take them one at a time?
[Tell] Syntax.Itarrot: I think we should regroup... That wasn't anything we were prepared for by a long shot.
[Tell] Syntax.Itarrot: Lets head back to Club Daemon and figure out what the hell we just ran into.
[Tell] To Syntax.Itarrot: No, definitely not.
[Tell] To Syntax.Itarrot: Alright. See you there.
Fl1rty: Well...al I can say is thank god for EJP
eternalalpha: wow that was insane
Pirathonite: Whew, what the hell was that thing?
Fl1rty: Hell on toast
Haigen: Please inform your faction mates to head back here if possible.
Itarrot: So... I'm going to say something, and forgive me if I'm exaggerating a little bit.... That thing is digustingly strong, and probably unkillable.
Reeverb: Nothing can't be deleted.
Fl1rty: Nothing is unkillable...like I said at the start...we need to find its weakness
Tesma: He was big and strong... kinda hawt
Pirathonite: Right, but it won't be easy to delete that guy.
Itarrot: Ok, gameplan...
Reeverb: You had fun, Cryptos?
Itarrot: Tesma gets in close with him, warms him up, and makes him our personal bodyguard.
Itarrot: Anyone object?
Reeverb: Nope.
Pirathonite: You know, Itarrot. Tha actually is a good idea.
Itarrot: Whaaaaat? People are agreeing with me?
Tesma: pff my Body Gaurd
Narimiya: that was strange it was like they where slowing down time when you got up close to them
Reeverb: When did I ever disagree?
Haigen: Don't let it get to your head too much.
Pirathonite: We won't need to kiss up to the Machines with that guy by our side.
Itarrot: True
Fl1rty: He is here for something...we find out what it is and get it first, we have leverage
Cryptos: My friends, I apologize. My signal suddenly became unstable as I approached the construction site. I take it the intruder was there?
Itarrot: Not a bad idea.
Reeverb: You bet he was.
Fl1rty: Yes sir...
Narimiya: yes he had a friend to
Itarrot: Something was there...
Narimiya: some sort of giant orb
Pirathonite: You should have seen it, Cryptos.
Fl1rty: Along with Agents and Accelerators
Pirathonite: His power was amazing.
Cryptos: Agents?
Reeverb: Made of a wireframe and he has his own army of Agents.
Narimiya: agents tried to attack him
Fl1rty: yessir..agents.
Pirathonite: I would say he has Neo beat... hah.
Itarrot: I think intruder is too bland. I think we should give him a name. I vote for Steve...
Narimiya: then his big glowy friend apeared and it was as if they copied there own versions
Tesma: His code... It was different
Fl1rty: *ponders* I wonder if this is the incarnation of all the past ones put together, just without an RSI
Cryptos: If he can turn the System's own programs to his ends...
Cryptos: You say that he has left. Were some of these programs still there?
Fl1rty: Cryptos, do you have any clue as to what it's purpose might be?
Reeverb: Yes.
Fl1rty: Yes
Narimiya: yes there still clumped together in the centre of the pit
Tesma: Plenty left over
Cryptos: Mm. I would like to see this for myself. I only hope my signal stays stable...
Reeverb: They have the same white sparkles as the dead agents that Gray was informed about.
Haigen: Be careful dear.
greensky: Hows the signal?
Darkhawk01: uhm - any Zions wana take a crack at this Agent here? you get to keep his tie clip.
Starschwar: Fry, stop! That one's still loyal!
Bourbon: hes shooting me!
Starschwar: Fry, what the hell, man? He's not infected!
Fryzool: He was attacking machinists
Starschwar: So?
Bourbon: I dun wanna be shot?
Starschwar: Stop it! That one's loyal!
Haigen: They look pissed.
Reeverb: Mad men.
XElite: Pretty bouncy, too.
GraceofDarkness: We just took one out a minute ago.
Tesma: They looked Overclocked
Fl1rty: What do you make of them sir?
Vinia: Ahhhh! I got Dandruff!
GraceofDarkness: There just Agents on crack.
Cryptos: Machine programs... But not behaving as they were programmed...
Darkhawk01: pull em back
XElite: Hello Cryptos.
Tesma: So he can modify them
XElite: Good to meet you
Darkhawk01: like before
Mal3fic: Go Crytos!
Fl1rty: Has he modified them...or has the person that sent him...sent these too?
Starschwar: Silencio!!! That one's on our side!
Darkhawk01: pull em to uS!!
GraceofDarkness: Interesting.
Othinn: SIMLO said the Intruder was converting the Programs.
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: pssttt...
Microgigs: Yeah kick his ass Cryptos
Fryzool: Watch out
Itarrot: It's so nice to have Body Guards...
[Tell] To Recursion.Goligoth: Hey. =P
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: Did the intruder say anything? =p
[Tell] To Recursion.Goligoth: Yeah, not much, but he said something.
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: Right, what he say?
[Tell] To Recursion.Goligoth: That he's not here to answer our questions. Then he spawned agents and left.
Darkhawk01: utter choas!
Darkhawk01: i had a good thing going!
Narimiya: hmm whats this strange code on him
Darkhawk01: till they showed up!!
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: o.o
Darkhawk01: group up and surround em
Darkhawk01: Draw into 1 area
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: He spawned Agents?
Darkhawk01: if anyone is listening ..
[Tell] To Recursion.Goligoth: Yeah, and other Machine NPC's
Catzi: oh hi Crytos
[Tell] To Recursion.Goligoth: Squad duded, dunno how they're called
Catzi: how are we this weekend?
XElite: Hold the line!
Fryzool: Theres a line?
Bourbon: killing machines... one of my favorite past times!
XElite: There was.
Darkhawk01: healers on the sides and heal!
CutySuzuki: lol
XElite: Or at least should be. Haha.
Starschwar: Watch your aim next time, moron.
Stackk: Looks like my aim was right on, then.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Vinia: THanks Catzi
Atem: nice job maskie
Starschwar: Deja vu all over again.
Starschwar: I think that's all of them.
Starschwar: Or not.
Reeverb: Now you've seen them...
GraceofDarkness: Where do you think it went?
Narimiya: i think you should take a look at this cryptos
Narimiya: looks unusual
Cryptos: We are fortunate that they were not top level Agent programs...
Cryptos: Oh?
Tesma: Form of code control?
Cryptos: Hm.
Reeverb: I'm afraid the future will not be that fortunate though.
Cryptos: From one of them?
Criinge: Thanks for the heals
Vinia: Are you OK SIMLO?
Tesma: All had this wierd bubble effect
Narimiya: yeah
Itarrot: Well, I feel well rested. Looks like you all had fun during my dirt nap...
SIMLO: Indeed.
Microgigs (shouting): found another
Vinia: No permanant aftereffects from the accellerator?
Tesma: Sleeping on the job again Itarrot?
Itarrot: It's what I do
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Fl1rty (shouting): over here
Agent: Target lost.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
SIMLO: Negative effects do not seem to reside after it is removed.
Agent: Target lost.
Tesma: No wonder your the last one to arrive
Cryptos: At least this area was relatively secluded.
GraceofDarkness: Yes that's good.
Vinia: Thats good, once again... apologies for activating it without taking precautions
GraceofDarkness: Only Exile casualties.
Cryptos: But this type of disturbance...
Tesma: Cann't go on?
silenci0: I do not believe you. Why did you come here although you knew it would be a risk.
[Tell] Syntax.Proximisio: Hey, Dead guy... you're supposed to not be here.
[Tell] Syntax.Proximisio: Just a friendly suggestion. ;)
[Tell] To Syntax.Proximisio: I am not?
Reeverb: Cuty!
CutySuzuki: Reeverb!
CutySuzuki: wheres my pills :X
Reeverb: Didn't farm them. I had to run archive missions.
CutySuzuki: ooo
Reeverb: ^_^
Atem: Nice one Dreamkeeper.
Reeverb: Atem, go Cyph already.
[Tell] Syntax.CutySuzuki: i trying to get the sword but too many mish >_<
Microgigs: Thanks
[Tell] To Syntax.CutySuzuki: Yeah, and for only 2 min... Not worth it.
Atem: Hmmm.... if you usurp Cryptos, I will Reev, hehe
[Tell] Syntax.CutySuzuki: lol =(
XElite: Hey Mith.
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: Any idea what it was looking for?
[Tell] Syntax.Atem: this was a sick ass event
[Tell] Syntax.Proximisio: No... you're dead. :P
Cryptos: Thank you, all.
Mithuial: Hey
[Tell] Syntax.Proximisio: Jk, man.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
GraceofDarkness: Your Welcome.
[Tell] To Recursion.Goligoth: Didn't say much. If it did, I might've missed it
Cryptos: It appears as though we have managed to keep this incident contained.
Fl1rty: Cryptos....have we learned anything...
[Tell] To Syntax.Atem: We saw the white dude from the cinematic ;)
Tesma: Thats good
XElite: Do you know what its purpose is , Cryptos?
[Tell] To Syntax.Proximisio: lol
XElite: Why the Intruder did this?
[Tell] Recursion.Goligoth: Neh..
GraceofDarkness: No one knows.
Atem: Contained? *smirks*
GraceofDarkness: It would not give us answers.
Reeverb: Havo.
Fl1rty: Damn it...stop tickling me
Reeverb: Have you seen my sword?
Havocide: Is it big?
Reeverb: It's the one stabbing you.
odj: Ah balls.
Vinia: Good job you 'found' it here, who knows what kind of problems it would have done in a more populated area
Fl1rty: Cryptos.....if it can change programmes at wil...this is far from contained.
Havocide: What happened?
GraceofDarkness: Not at will, there is a time limit.
Cryptos: Yes. This man is a danger.
Othinn: Time limit?
XElite: I hope JeffCronen will be looked after well and allowed to continute his life as a bluepill, if it is what he wishes.
Starschwar: Did he say anything about what he wanted? What his intentions are?
Fl1rty: We still know nothing about it. Where it's from, what it wants, what it's motivation is, whether the matrix is safe. Because based on tonights episode...if it calls up more of these things...we're screwed
Pirathonite: Should we even call it a man?
XElite: It is unfortunate his sleep was disturbed.
Tesma: He said "he isnt here to answere are questions" then boom the Agents com
GraceofDarkness: Stop the accelerator and you stop the infection.
Havocide: Infection?
Vinia: white dandruff....
Othinn: It converted Programs.
GraceofDarkness: Those agents were affected by that globe he released.
Fl1rty: I think that was a viral analogy Havacide
Darkhawk01: Darkhawk01 .
Darkhawk01: Darkhawk01 shoo.
GraceofDarkness: It's vulnerable to Viral Attacks.
Havocide: Its hostile I take it?
Othinn: Is it attackable with anything other than viral attacks?
Tesma: uh yeah
Amative: Very
GraceofDarkness: It didn't seem that way.
Atem: Says who? Only hostile to those who try to attack it.
GraceofDarkness: Only after we provoked it.
Starschwar: Uh oh
Vinia: Quite a bit to report to Gray tehn SIMLO
Cryptos: My friends, we must try to discover what we can do to protect the city from this intruder.
GraceofDarkness: Dammit he's back.
Vinia: Ah sho
Atem: Nice!
Othinn: Gah!
Cryptos: Interesting...
Starschwar: Hey.... this doesn't feel so bad..
eternalalpha: wow look at the buffs
Cadsuane: Whoa.
Havocide: Wopaht!
Atem: The Messiah has come back! Bless the Believers!
Othinn: (Protects against Decelerate?)
Microgigs: Uh...
Darkhawk01: oooo - i got fizzy head! best kind!
TheLaCroix: My head seems to be sparkling..
Cadsuane: (yup, the anti-accelerate)
Othinn: (There's an anti already? O_o)
Cadsuane: (can't have one without the other ;))
Cryptos: Please be cautious. No doubt he will strike again.
Havocide: Woah its a buff...
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Vinia: This accelerator affects SIMLO
GraceofDarkness: It affects everything.
Starschwar: Hmm... I don't feel all that different... a bit faster, perhaps. Stronger... but I don't feel more aggressive.
Vinia: Does it make tyou attack people?
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Darksag: um ok whats going on
Agent: Target lost.
GraceofDarkness: I hope he doesn't have control of SIMOLO now, that would be bad.
Othinn: SIMLO had to stay away from it.
Darksag: whats with everyone having that white stuff coming out of their head
Havocide: Well at least we ain't got the decelarate.
Amative: Mmmm fizzy..
GraceofDarkness: I believe it's time to go brothers and sisters.
Darksag: what did i miss
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
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