Archival Science Databanks
Communications intercept. Transmission detected Sun 09th of Mar 2008 at 10:58 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
*You have entered Edgewater.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*Merrit Level 23 Patcher*
*Found 1 players.*
*You target [Door]*
Merrit: Enjoy your evening.
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
DuIux: See you all later.
*You begin to sneak.*
*Could not add waypoint, player is not online or available on your client.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You target [Merrit] the level 23 Patcher.*
*[Merrit] is friendly.*
*Found 0 players.*
Deffdog: Whose Calling you Merrit?
*Found 0 players.*
DuIux: Someone wanting to save you money on your car insurance i bet
Merrit: Oh, I'd be lost without the phone. How else could I stay in touch with everyone?
DuIux: Cheerio then.
*Found 0 players.*
*Merrit is offline.*
*You have entered Camon Heights.*
*exivy Level 40 Knife Thrower*
*Found 1 players.*
*exivy waves to you.*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*You target [exivy] the level 40 Knife Thrower.*
*[exivy] is friendly.*
*exivy waves to NightTrace.*
Mitrios: Trace shouldn't you be talkin to tor ... um i mean even....no oster...wait hmmm Just stand there.
Cap0ne: Eventual's on sometimes!
Darminian: Well at least his liaison doesn't spam the boards......or .......do anything really.
Mitrios: They don't do anything, They are like god, you think he could maybe be there but ya deffinatly know he don't do a damn thing with his time.
Darminian: You know i feel the same way about rarebit only.... i know he's nothing like god.
JCB: What if he's just lazy, and making Mrs. God do all the work.
Darminian: and what he's doing to this game is rather satantic.
JCB: You never know.
Darminian: satantic thats right.
Misfit1: Mrs. God?
JCB: You heard me.
Darminian: Like miss claus.
JCB: Yeah.
JCB: Mrs.*
Darminian: We all know she packs his sack, he just carries it.
Darminian: Darminian grins.
JCB: stick your junk in the box
JCB: cough
Darminian: make her open the box?
JCB: cough
JCB: oh shit
JCB: you win!
Darminian: alright all im off to my friends house- the mortal kombat challenge begins anew.
*Darminian tips his hat to NightTrace.*
Cap0ne: NightTrace is an EPN spy.
Misfit1: MORTAL KOMBTA!!!
Misfit1: Wait...
Cap0ne: kombta.
Misfit1: SOmething went wrong.
JCB: Cap0ne I challenge you to MORTAL KOMBAT!
Cap0ne: YEAH?
*JCB points Cap0ne straight ahead.*
*Cap0ne points JCB straight ahead.*
*Cap0ne signals to JCB that he is ready.*
*Cap0ne is pumped up for JCB.*
*JCB slaps Cap0ne, hard.*
JCB: Fatality
JCB: NOOOOOOO
Cap0ne: :)
Mitrios: Failtality
*JCB sees no evil.*
JCB: *runs and hides*
Cap0ne: "Are you telling me I can dodge slaps?"
Cap0ne: "No, when you're ready, you won't have to."
JCB: Immune to the pimp hand?
Cap0ne: That's right.
Cap0ne: NightTrace, are you flirting with Exivy?
JCB: Shhh, its a staring contest.
Cap0ne: I hope they start making out soon.
JCB: :O
Mitrios: Trace is a ghost he'll win.
Cap0ne: A communist ghost?
Mitrios: A communist ghost correct
Misfit1: Cubans don't come back as ghosts.
*Salyut does a door kick.*
*Cap0ne waves to Salyut.*
*Salyut waves to Cap0ne.*
Mitrios: What do they then?
Misfit1: Zombies.
*Salyut does a door kick at you.*
*Mitrios taunts Baten crudely.*
*Cap0ne strikes a cool pose at Baten.*
*JCB hugs Mitrios.*
*JCB hugs Cap0ne.*
*JCB hugs Misfit1.*
*Misfit1 hugs Cap0ne.*
*Salyut does a door kick at exivy.*
*JCB hugs exivy.*
Misfit1: Yoink!
Cap0ne: OH SHI--
JCB: D-blocked son
Cap0ne: Dizzamn.
Cap0ne: God damn it Salyut.
*Cap0ne stomps his foot.*
JCB: Fusbah Cappy.
*Cap0ne hugs Salyut.*
*Cap0ne poses.*
*exivy hugs Merchant.*
*Cap0ne is pumped up for Misfit1.*
Cap0ne: Hold me back, J.
Cap0ne: Hold me back!
JCB: Don't do it man!
Misfit1: Dupz. Are my eyes green to you?
Dupz: everything is right now
Misfit1: haha
JCB: I love you Dupz.
Dupz: aww
*exivy examines the area.*
Dupz: yea there green
*Cap0ne hugs Dupz.*
*JCB hugs Dupz.*
*FlashCry hugs Merchant.*
*exivy examines Misfit1.*
Cap0ne: Why hello there.
Dupz: and your hair is.. not red
JCB: Herro.
Cap0ne: Personal space much?
Misfit1: No, it's not red.
JCB: But I wanted to cuddle. :(
*FlashCry whistles at JCB.*
*Dupz gives two thumbs up to Misfit1.*
Misfit1: You like it?
Dupz: yea its nice
Cap0ne: Oh hey, is Exivy picking my pocket?
Misfit1: Yay!
Misfit1: Cap, did you hear? My eyes are STILL green.
*FlashCry hugs Aq3nt.*
JCB: My eyes are still
Cap0ne: Hey Misfit
Cap0ne: I hate you.
JCB: Screw you misfit
Misfit1: I love you too.
JCB: :( you made me cry
JCB: I have yellow eyes thow :P
Misfit1: For two minutes.
JCB: AND A SWORD!
Misfit1: For two minutes.
JCB: Pwned
Cap0ne: I'm Neo.
Cap0ne: I win.
BulletMinx: now lets do snake :)
BulletMinx: u start it
JCB: Cap has a big black gun.
Cap0ne: Oh hey, I do.
Cap0ne: And a big white mask.
JCB: And a potty face.
Misfit1: And a toilet face.
Cap0ne: D:
JCB: ^.^
BulletMinx: perfect :)
Misfit1: This faction has lots of stuff!
JCB: And sparty!
Misfit1: And Sparty!
Cap0ne: And Sparty!
Misfit1: And we made Dupz not a Zionite!
Cap0ne: Dupz! Not a Zionite!
*BulletMinx signals to Aq3nt to stop.*
Dupz: thats big
Misfit1: Win officially win the Matrix.
Dupz: still waiting to see if merrit will send me the next info update
exivy: Anyone have any questions?
JCB: Yes.
Misfit1: Can you make my code eyes red?
exivy: Bing, done.
JCB: What do you want for Christmas?
exivy: Any others?
exivy: Hmm, Christmas... Haven't had one of those in a while.
*BulletMinx shakes Aq3nt's hand.*
Cap0ne: We can buy you a stripper.
JCB: Yeah we can.
Cap0ne: And by buy I mean send Mittens over here.
JCB: By buy we means yeah.
JCB: What he said.
Misfit1: Look at all the people. THey all wanna be near La Sombra.
Cap0ne: I know!
Cap0ne: Is it our fashion sense?
Dupz: i think we just stole the good seats
Cap0ne: Our clean linen smell perhaps?
exivy: Is Rejex getting your tags taken care of?
JCB: Or that we have a portapotty.
Cap0ne: My face is not for your excrements.
JCB: And by portapotty I mean Cap.
Misfit1: I think he is.
Misfit1: Wouldn't hurt for you to try as well, though.
Cap0ne: I challenge you to mortal kombat.
JCB: Me or her?
Dupz: lol
exivy: I got an email about it from Rejex. I will check the status.
Cap0ne: Both.
Dupz: fight!
Cap0ne: At the same time.
*Cap0ne bows to JCB.*
Mitrios: MINE
JCB: JCB FATALITIES cappy.
*Cap0ne slaps JCB, hard.*
*Cap0ne is frustrated by JCB.*
JCB: Sparty dizzy....
*Cap0ne waves to JCB.*
*JCB waves.*
exivy: I bet you will have your tags tomorrow.
JCB: Kali-mah
*JCB waves.*
Cap0ne: Why, thanks Exivy!
Misfit1: Souinds good.
exivy: Late tomorrow.
DarthLezel: they deserve it
Misfit1: ...
Misfit1: Not so good.
Mitrios: That would be wonderfull, its been a week today. We are all kinda antsy as you can see.
*Cap0ne dodges exivy's bullets.*
DarthLezel: ya'll better be workin on that shit
exivy: Well, it appears that you guys had to reform at some point?
Misfit1: Yeah.
Mitrios: Yes, some bugs in the system that weren't able to be delt with otherwise.
Misfit1: I blame Gray.
Mitrios: I blame Tranque.
Cap0ne: I blame Keith.
TranqueThePhilosophe: I blame Pace which is actually said Pachay
Misfit1: Oh, it's the real Tranky!
TranqueThePhilosophe: Or Pache'
Misfit1: Patchy?
TranqueThePhilosophe: Hm? Ah you met Seville i see
Dupz: I like pace
TranqueThePhilosophe: Pachey
Dupz: like, a medium pace
Cap0ne: You French and your silly way of speaking.
Cap0ne: Take your moon-speak and go back to Club Hel.
Misfit1: (Hey Tranky, remember when Mittens made you go OOC?)
exivy: Well, that was the primary delay. The tag was given to that faction and now it needs to be redone but Stan the man took care of it.
TranqueThePhilosophe: ((I go ooc at times :D))
Misfit1: Stan the man? I thought that was Stan Lee.
exivy: Okay so tell me about your names.
exivy: What is a Mitrios?
*You target [exivy] the level 40 Knife Thrower.*
*[exivy] is friendly.*
*You do a one-handed handstand for exivy.*
*You try to impress exivy with your mad skillz.*
*exivy claps for you.*
*You blush.*
Cap0ne: Well-said, Mittens.
Mitrios: A mitrios is myself, it isn't anything other then me.
Misfit1: A Mitrios is mine.
Mitrios: A mitten is a cute glove that warms your hands in the winter though and I am also Mittens.
TheDormouse: Cute hair dear
exivy: Okay, JCB. Is that an acronym or initials?
exivy: You toO!
TheDormouse: Ooh let me get my black reinforced shirt on
exivy: Who does your makeup? I think we have the same stylist.
TheDormouse: Well my father programmed this shell.
JCB: What what!
TheDormouse: Designed it rather
TheDormouse: Hmm how to explain...
exivy: Well, its like looking in a mirror.
JCB: Can't leave cappy on his own.
Cap0ne: Aww.
TheDormouse: I was exiled then taken back to fulfill both my purpose and do a bit of Operative Work
JCB: HE breaks things if he's not watched.
TheDormouse: In any case it is so
Cap0ne: :)
exivy: You got very lucky.
*Aq3nt waves to TheDormouse.*
TheDormouse: Ech, Cypherite-Chic is In but not good for my line of work
TheDormouse: I find this lovely though
TheDormouse: Black Richland Fighting Dress
*TheDormouse cracks knuckles while eyeing exivy.*
*TheDormouse giggles at exivy.*
TheDormouse: Hey Exivy
exivy: I bet the shirt you are wearing under that is green.
TheDormouse: Would you like to assist me in archives
TheDormouse: Hmm? Nope
TheDormouse: Black Stape Leather Jacket
exivy: Well, the colar usually gives it away.
TheDormouse: I wish this was darker
TheDormouse: Hmm anyway do you wish to assist me in Archives?
JCB: Cappy, lets join the church of the fones.
Cap0ne: Eh?
JCB: Fonz*
*TheDormouse gives two thumbs up to exivy.*
Cap0ne: Do I look like the Fonz to you?
JCB: Sort of.
exivy: Sure, I guess I will run one or two with you. I have a little bit of time left but not much.
JCB: If you didnt have a toilet on your face.
*TheDormouse gives two thumbs up to Cap0ne.*
Cap0ne: Lies!
TheDormouse: Okay
*TheDormouse giggles at Cap0ne.*
TheDormouse: International?
JCB: Kinda look like mike meyers from here.
exivy: Wherever you like.
Cap0ne: Michael Meyers in a toga?
JCB: Like in his bathrobe.
Merchant: Just make it black instead.
TheBee: :(
*exivy hugs Merchant.*
*Cap0ne waves to SamTheMan5.*
*exivy hugs you.*
*You target [exivy] the level 40 Knife Thrower.*
*[exivy] is friendly.*
*You blush at exivy.*
*exivy giggles at you.*
TheBee: :(
Cap0ne: Oh, it's late.
*You target [Hardline]*
*Character data for TheBee has been written to the database.*
*You target [Aq3nt] the level 50 Proxy Master.*
*[Aq3nt] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Aq3nt.*
*You whistle at Aq3nt.*
Aq3nt: ty
TheBee: ^-^
*You must be standing to perform an emote.*
Aq3nt: stop that
TheBee: :(
*You cry.*
*You target [Hardline]*