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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Sun 09th of Mar 2008 at 11:08 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:



*You have entered Park East.*
*Warning! Increased threat of agent attack.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*Stanten Level 50 SMG Specialist*
*Stanislava Level 50 Upgrade Master*
*Found 2 players.*
*Rejex Level 50 Duelist*
*Found 1 players.*
*Alucarla Level 42 Ability Maker*
*sonoftheflame Level 21 Selective Phage*
*RollsRoyce Level 50 Vector*
*Illyria1 Level 50 Master Knife Thrower*
*RazuacheV2 EPN> Level 50 Master Knife Thrower*
*Stanislava Level 50 Upgrade Master*
*Lucen Level 50 Kung Fu Master*
*Skull086 Level 50 Master Knife Thrower*
*strest Level 50 Master Assassin*
*NightTrace Level 50 Expert Rifleman*
*Pentangle Level 50 Proxy Technician*
*xevov Level 50 Expert Rifleman*
*Seive Level 50 Duelist*
*GQubed Level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster*
*Delicho Level 50 Artillerist*
*Lezel EPN> Level 50 Scattershot*
*Xboxster Level 50 SMG Specialist*
*Sattakan Level 50 Proxy Technician*
*BlazinWolf Level 50 Gunslinger*
*Xtent Level 50 Upgrade Master*
*ShortCircuits Level 50 Duelist*
*Cookie1017 Level 50 Kung Fu Grandmaster*
*DEATHWARRANT Level 50 Knife Thrower*
*thepiggy Level 50 Physician*
*Lojix Level 50 Proxy Technician*
*Too many names to display ...*
*Found 25 players.*
*You target [Door]*
*Target is out of range.*
*You target [Door]*
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
*You target [Door]*
*Successfully added waypoint*
*Successfully added waypoint*
TheBee: I didn't know there was a party. :(
*You target [TheBee] the level 20 Infiltrator.*
*[TheBee] is friendly.*
*You target [Stanten] the level 50 SMG Specialist.*
*[Stanten] is friendly.*
*Vector-Hostile.Bayamos is in The Matrix.*
*You target [Rejex] the level 50 Duelist.*
*[Rejex] is friendly.*
BlazinWolf: noooooo beeeeee! <3
TheBee: O_o
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
*xMerciox was just killed by Agent Long.*
xMerciox: Gonna need a rez! O.O
*Illyria1 blows a kiss to Agent Long.*
xMerciox: Have a shout out? Let me know!
Delicho: Agent .. Long
TheBee: Don't die, Mercio. :(
*NightTrace gives Illyria1 some cake.*
*You target [Illyria1] the level 50 Master Knife Thrower.*
*[Illyria1] is friendly.*
ShortCircuits: lol
*You cheer for Illyria1.*
*sonoftheflame waves.*
GQubed: Oooo my agent.
*You whistle at Illyria1.*
*You target [Lezel] the level 50 Scattershot.*
*[Lezel] is friendly.*
*You cheer for Lezel.*
*You whistle at Lezel.*
xMerciox: Rez for the DJ, anyone?
TheBee: Lezelness and Illyriness! ^-^
Lezel: i don't got it ><
*Vector-Hostile.Bayamos is offline.*
Lezel: Beeness
GQubed: Rez the DJ
TheBee: ^-^
Lezel: yes rez him
xMerciox: x_x
NightTrace: I think that means you've agreed to be coupled to Mr Grinch himself Lyr.
Sattakan: I still have not gotten used to Trace kissing Illyria! :)
NightTrace: Sealed with a kiss kinda agreement and all.
NightTrace: NightTrace winks.
GQubed: one sec Merc someone has it
Illyria1: *looks around innocently*
xMerciox: Righto.
*Added Garutachi to Contacts.*
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
sonoftheflame: im gona need a rez
*sonoftheflame was just killed by Agent Marks.*
NightTrace: Shhh Sattakan, you'll ruin Lyrs good rep.
xMerciox: Wouldn't be a big problem, but I dont have the hardline downstairs lol.
Lezel: i'll load rez
Delicho: Good rep? with Agents?
GQubed: we got ya
NightTrace: And decent people.
*You target [Illyria1] the level 50 Master Knife Thrower.*
*[Illyria1] is friendly.*
Sattakan: lol
NightTrace: And TC.
*You do a one-handed handstand for Illyria1.*
Illyria1: lol
xMerciox: Thank you!
Lezel: shweet
*You target [TheBee] the level 20 Infiltrator.*
*[TheBee] is friendly.*
Stanislava: I've got rez Lezel, no worries :)
sonoftheflame: their just doin their job
Sattakan: What? NightTrace is not in TC?
Delicho: I mean how she is.. towards Agents.. that's considered a good rep? :P
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
Illyria1: Yes.
NightTrace: Of course I'm not in TC Sattkan.
NightTrace: I'd have to be something I'm not.
NightTrace: Half nice.
Illyria1: Lol!
Sattakan: lol
Sattakan: Pentangle!!
Pentangle: Hi Hi.
Stanislava: Pent!
Illyria1: Hello Pentangle!
Sattakan: Pentangle missed the contest
NightTrace: Of course, thats me being nice right now, which is odd of me. I could have said any number of insulting thing. But I mean c'mon.
TheBee: :(
NightTrace: Christmas.
NightTrace: And stuff.
Stanislava: Gave the rest a chance
TheBee: I missed everything. :(
Pentangle: Contest?
Lucen (shouting): The Dueling Tournament is being postponed due to a poor turnout. We'll make an announcement about the new date and any changes we make soon.
GQubed: hey madbent :D
*You target [Pentangle] the level 50 Proxy Technician.*
*[Pentangle] is friendly.*
MetaLogic: Hey everyone
*GQubed bows his head to MadbentxR.*
Lucen: SOrry for the inconvienience.
Illyria1: Hello Meta!
MetaLogic: Hey Lyr
NightTrace: Apparently, according to what Lyr tells me. Is that I have to be nice to people on christmas.
ShortCircuits: np Lucen
MetaLogic: I celebrated Yule Yesterday
Illyria1: He's not allowed to steal Christmas, either. :)
Sattakan: I am always a good Satta during Christmas season
Delicho: It's a crock NT. Just be you, people admire it even if they don't admit it.
Illyria1: Yes, it was the solstice yesterday.
MetaLogic: But then who will be our token Scrooge Lyr?
Stanislava: Yup yup
Illyria1: The people who kept flagging up, of course.
xMerciox: Mercio is ON AIR! Tune into RMC:Terminal, Bringing online games, to life. Type: /radio play http://www.rmcterminal.com/listen.asx
GQubed: Delicho is a compulsive liar you cant believe him!
MetaLogic: hehe
ShortCircuits: lol
Pentangle: uh oh the party clothes are on!
xMerciox: Have a request? Send me a tell and I'll get right on it!!
Delicho: >>
*You cheer for Pentangle.*
Delicho: Only sometimesx
*You whistle at Pentangle.*
[Faction] Pentangle: <3
Stanislava: then why you dancing on the outside Pent?
NightTrace: Naw. I'm going to steal christmas.
Sattakan: Dang, I don't even have a quote from NightTrace saying something nice
Delicho: Good luck with that Satta
NightTrace: Provided that Lyr's middle name is Christmas.
Pentangle: Too much hotness in the middle might burn this club down.
MetaLogic: He didn't say anything mean to me lately
NightTrace: Oh! [/Andrew Dice Clay]
MetaLogic: Does that count?
Illyria1: *giggles*
*You target [Pentangle] the level 50 Proxy Technician.*
*[Pentangle] is friendly.*
*You whistle at Pentangle.*
Sattakan: Even my Sim, is getting some tonight
MetaLogic: lol
Delicho: With that hair?
TheBee: Sattakan's sim gets all the action.
Illyria1: Maybe the Architect will come in, dressed as Santa, and give us all presents. :)
Pentangle: My Sim is on gaurd duty in the lobby.
MetaLogic: Yea he killed the gards
Pentangle: Killing the guards for the lowbies to enter.
Sattakan: I think I have found the nicest thing NightTrace has ever said......
MetaLogic: guards*
xMerciox: Have a shout out? Let me know!
MetaLogic: What would that be Satta?
Sattakan: NightTrace: Sattakan gets a hard on for anything with two legs and a vagina.
Illyria1: lol!
sonoftheflame: gona need a rez again
NightTrace: Well its true.
MetaLogic: lol!
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Stanislava: LOL
*sonoftheflame was just killed by Agent West.*
MetaLogic: Agent!
NightTrace: Prove I'm wrong.
Illyria1: Illyria1 blows a kiss to Agent West.
NightTrace: You can't.
NightTrace: Its true.
Pentangle: Agent Adam West.
Lucen: Do they really need BOTH legs, though?
NightTrace: Touche Lucen.
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: lol
Illyria1: That would rule my mom out.
MetaLogic: No, really all they need is the vagina
Delicho: At least one.
Lezel: lol
Lucen: And what about 4 legged animals that have had 2 amputated?
NightTrace: But I didnt say that he wouldnt also get a hard on for one leg.
Lezel: ooo
sonoftheflame: t
Sattakan: lol
sonoftheflame: ty
NightTrace: I just said two legs and vag makes it a sure bet.
MetaLogic: Hell they don't even need to be born with the Vagina. :P
NightTrace: Ouch!
Sattakan: The other stuff is just too foul to repeat
Delicho: Hopefully .. human.
Lezel: what about midgets?
NightTrace: Satta, their ganging up on you now.
Skull086: Whoa, how was that nice, even for nighttrace? I always thought the nicest thing he has ever said was to Me.
MetaLogic: hehe, I'm just messing with you Satta.
Sattakan: That Aquatium one was good though
NightTrace: Shit, what else did I say?
Illyria1: What was that, Satta?
NightTrace: What did I say to Aquaman?
MetaLogic: ((loves messing with people. :D ))
NightTrace: Man, just say it, cause I don't remember.
Lezel: satta did u see what i got aqautium on my xmas list
*CAUTION: Agents are homing in on your location!*
NightTrace: One on one skills?
Sattakan: NightTrace: Aquatium can pick the most cuban part of my ass and suck it till he's blue in the face. Then he can piss the rightous fuck off.
Delicho: Heh
NightTrace: A breathmit [for Orexis mostly]
Illyria1: lol!
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
*You begin to sneak.*
Lezel: i got him a michael jackson "beat it" jacket
Sattakan: lol
xMerciox: hah
*You enter combat.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You stop sneaking.*
*You target [Agent Clark]*
*[Agent Clark] is hostile.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Agent Clark successfully hit TheBee with a Block System FM-1500 Magnum for 1 damage.*
Illyria1: lol Lezel!
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
Delicho: Oh damn.
*Agent Clark's Dual Pistol Dash enrages you!*
*Agent Clark's Dual Pistol Dash does 1 damage to you.*
Lezel: :P lol
NightTrace: Hah.
*You are no longer enraged.*
*- - - - - - - -*
Agent (shouting): Escape is impossible.
NightTrace: I dont remember when I said that.
*- - - - - - - -*
NightTrace: But that sounds like me.
strest: lol
*Warning: Death is imminent.*
*TheBee was just killed by Agent Clark.*
*You leave combat.*
*You recover from being off balance.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*You take 0 damage from Agent Clark's Power attack.*
*You missed Agent Clark with your Block attack.*
*You have died. Type /reconstruct to return to the Loading Area.*
Sattakan: I don't think Trace was in the Christmas spirt then
Illyria1: I remember you saying it, Trace. :)
TheBee: I need rez. :(
NightTrace: He must have been being a total prick with a full FH zerg up or somethin.
Skull086: NightTrace: I love how skull. /hugs <3
Delicho: Most likely.
Stanislava: where are you Bee
Lezel: I got trace his own hooker train equipped with 12 packs
*Syntax.odj is in The Matrix.*
TheBee: Near the elevator.
NightTrace: Train?
Illyria1: :)
Delicho: Train... one after another.
NightTrace: A choo choo? :o
Lezel: yes
MetaLogic: The Love Train!
Lezel: lol
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*Stanislava's Revitalize RSI revives you!*
TheBee: Yay!
xMerciox: haha
NightTrace: Soul Train?
xMerciox: Mercio is ON AIR! Tune into RMC:Terminal, Bringing online games, to life. Type: /radio play http://www.rmcterminal.com/listen.asx
Lezel: ur a luv machine!
Sattakan: Shake that ass Alu
Illyria1: Pentangle looks very nice tonight.
Alucarla: *smiles*
Pentangle: <3
Delicho: It's the condom jacket. It's hawt.
Sattakan: Pentangle has style
NightTrace: Celt that adams apple *mutters*
NightTrace: *cept
Pentangle: DTM
Illyria1: lol
NightTrace: Gotta go.
Pentangle: NOOO
Delicho: See ya
NightTrace: I'll be back to pick up mychristmas present later Lyr.
Lezel: peace
sonoftheflame: cya NT
Sattakan: Alright I have one Ruby snowflake to give away.....
NightTrace: <.<
Illyria1: *blush*
MetaLogic: Happy Holidays Trace
Lojix: latas NT
Illyria1: Good night Trace, thanks for coming!
ShortCircuits: Cya NightTrace
TheBee: Trace gets all the action.
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: night NT
ShortCircuits: lol
Sattakan: Whoever can answer this question gets a Ruby snowflake
sonoftheflame: lol
ShortCircuits: ...
MetaLogic: k
sonoftheflame: sonoftheflame waits.
Delicho: Two legs and a vagina.
Alucarla: Alucarla is listening.
Pentangle: :O
TheBee: O_o
ShortCircuits: lol
Delicho: Oh I shoulda waited for the question
Sattakan: Tell me which month and year did the first ever MxO forums open up???
Delicho: My bad.
ShortCircuits: Feb?
MetaLogic: I wasn't around then so I wouldn't know lol
Delicho: 8-99
Pentangle: nov 2004
Skull086: Nov
Pentangle: nov 2003
xMerciox: Cya.
Delicho: er
Delicho: MxO.. n/m
Sattakan: Pentangle wins
Pentangle: Yay!
Illyria1: Nice!
ShortCircuits: Nice
ShortCircuits: Congrats
Pentangle: Those were the UBI boards.
Alucarla: Gratz Pent =)
*CAUTION: Agents are homing in on your location!*
Skull086: Oh year to!
Skull086: lol
*You take 3 points of falling damage.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*You begin to sneak.*
Pentangle: tyty
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
*Illyria1 blows a kiss to Agent Miller.*
*Flux123 insults Agent Miller.*
Sattakan: Okay I have one more to give away
MetaLogic: k
*TheBee was just killed by Agent Miller.*
*You stop sneaking.*
*- - - - - - - -*
*Agent Miller successfully hit TheBee with a Speed System FM-1500 Magnum for 1,299 damage.*
*You recover from being dazed.*
*You have died. Type /reconstruct to return to the Loading Area.*
Sattakan: This one may be tough
Pentangle: 42
TheBee: Need a rez. :(
MetaLogic: 9/11
Delicho: Two legs and a vagina.
Illyria1: 34c
MetaLogic: Every answers to every question is 9/11
ShortCircuits: lol
MetaLogic: That what Bush taught us
MetaLogic: :P
Sattakan: I have been in the MxO community since Feb 2004, yet I did not join TC until August 2004......
MetaLogic: ok
Sattakan: TC is the only Faction I have ever been in.....
sonoftheflame: chuck noris?
MetaLogic: k
Sattakan: Can anyone tell me just who recruited me into TC?????
MetaLogic: Lyr?
Lucen: Yes, you were too busy antagonizing me on the ubiboards to join another faction. :P
Illyria1: Nimbus?
Skull086: Lyr
Stanislava: Garutachi
Alucarla: Sugar?
Sattakan: Interesting
xMerciox: Mercio is ON AIR! Tune into RMC:Terminal, Bringing online games, to life. Type: /radio play http://www.rmcterminal.com/listen.asx
Sattakan: Stanislava wins
Pentangle: :O
Skull086: Lucen
MetaLogic: :P
Alucarla: Yay
Illyria1: Gratz Stani!
Stanislava: =D
Pentangle: I blame Garu!
Sattakan: Garutachi recruited me into TC
TheBee: I'm dead by the elevator
Delicho: Oh damn him.
Skull086: o.0
ShortCircuits: Grats
Stanislava: Who do think was a main reason I joined?
MetaLogic: Who was the original leader of TC? j/w
Sattakan: I almost ended up in Furious Angels go figure
Pentangle: Nimbus.
Illyria1: Satta, that's just scary!
Pentangle: Then she left to make Sirens.
EmeraldGoblin: RED: /macro CoZR /shout THE COLLECTIVE!
MadbentxR: Yikes.
MetaLogic: You get no prize, I just wanted to know
Illyria1: I only ever wanted to be a machinist.
*Deffdog is in The Matrix.*
EmeraldGoblin (shouting): THE COLLECTIVE!
Delicho: ... wb EG
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: damn that's pretty O.O
Lezel: ./invoke ass outta seat
TheBee: Need rez by the elevator.
Lezel: ./invoke rl sexy dance
*Deffdog is offline.*
Delicho: ./invoke camera.
Lezel: :P
ShortCircuits: lol
Sattakan: Okay no prize, but can anyone tell me who was the very first MxO player of the week?
EmeraldGoblin (shouting): THE COLLECTIVE!
Lezel: ow my belly button
Pentangle: Seraosha
xMerciox: That's cool.
Lezel: hurts when i do certain moves lol
Delicho: EG.. it's pretty and all.. but that's too much like Dragoons for my taste.
Skull086: ./invoke turn this club into a hooters kthx.
Sattakan: Pentangle cannot answer anymore
Stanislava: Damn you Pent
EmeraldGoblin: my are sexier D:
Sattakan: Better yet can anyone tell me who was second?
MetaLogic: ./invoke "Robot Dance"
Pentangle: gawd!
MetaLogic: Satta?
xMerciox: Have a request? Send me a tell and I'll get right on it!!
EmeraldGoblin: where is pentagle so i can butt spank her :D
Stanislava: Garu? lol
Sattakan: Nope, keep going
Lucen: SHe migh take that hand if you do, EG. :)
EmeraldGoblin: madbenty!
GQubed: GQ?
Skull086: Iceberg
TheBee: Dare.
Sattakan: This person has it in their sig to contantly remind everyone
Lezel (shouting): totally dude!
Delicho: Aqua
Sattakan: Skull is correct
Delicho: ah
Skull086: =)
xMerciox: Sup Goblin.
Lucen: TBone
MadbentxR: lol
*EmeraldGoblin rides a little horsey at Pentangle.*
Sattakan: Aqua was a member of the week in his own mind
*Stanten gives Rejex some dap.*
Stanislava: Ice sounds right
EmeraldGoblin: merciokins!
Delicho: True
xMerciox: :D
MadbentxR: Yo :)
Sattakan: The answer was Ic3b3rg
xMerciox: Mercio is ON AIR! Tune into RMC:Terminal, Bringing online games, to life. Type: /radio play http://www.rmcterminal.com/listen.asx
MetaLogic: How do you become member of the week anyways? Do you send in a request?
*sonoftheflame gives EmeraldGoblin some dap.*
Delicho: I am member of the second.. in my mind
TheBee: You rez me.
Rejex: heh.
Skull086: Good friend o mine, Iceberg is.
*EmeraldGoblin waves vigorously at Stanten.*
MetaLogic: lol, I don't have rez Bee
Sattakan: You all have either thrown or participated in duel tournaments
*EmeraldGoblin hugs Stanten.*
xMerciox: Have a shout out? Let me know!
GQubed: Skull is a namedropper :O
Skull086: Only one in FH that I respect.
MetaLogic: Reconstruct Bee
Sattakan: Can anyone tell me who was the first person to ever put them on?
EmeraldGoblin: MErry X-mas! :D
xMerciox (shouting): Where ya goin' Rejex?
Sattakan: Anybody?
MetaLogic: Merry Christmas Emerald
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: Merry Xmas!
Lucen: DJsandman
Sattakan: Who was the first to do the duel tournaments?
Lezel: Lezel is putting her sexy dance on camera when her belly button heals.
Sattakan: Lucen is correct
Lucen: I am teh pwn
Lucen: or just really old
Sattakan: What was the very first radio station in MxO?
Xboxster: I vote for old.
Lezel: machine radio?
GQubed: rfz
Alucarla: RFZ?
Illyria1: Radio Free Zion.
Skull086: I forget lol
Stanislava: Radio Free Zion
xMerciox: Radio free Zion.
ShortCircuits: Awakened radio?
Lezel: radio free zion?
Skull086: Yeah that's it
Lucen: Xboxster, I think our latrines might need a good scrubbing...
Sattakan: GQ got it
EmeraldGoblin: bunnies!
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Sattakan: Who was the founder of RFZ?
ShortCircuits: LOL
Delicho: Walrus
xMerciox: Sundog
Skull086: lmfao
xMerciox: easy
TheBee: Walrus? XD
EmeraldGoblin: Panda!
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Sattakan: Mercio got it
xMerciox: <-- wearing his beta clothes right now :
xMerciox: :P
Sattakan: lol
Skull086: Oh god no, stop EG! >.<
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*Rejex's Revitalize RSI revives you!*
Lucen: Ok, now I want my beta outfit lol
Sattakan: Who can tell me who is the oldest Zion faction in MxO?
TheBee: Yay!
Skull086: No mo!
Delicho: For once, I agree with Skull
Stanislava: Just don't ask what the bunnies are doing ;)
Delicho: FA
GQubed: The beta pants glitch thru the white coat, looks like you got chaps on lol
*You are now using the Self Defense martial arts style.*
*You attempt to resist being drawn into close combat.*
*You are now using the Spy Style martial arts style.*
*You activate Hyper-Dodge.*
*You activate Hyper-Deflect.*
Sattakan: Delicho is correct
Skull086: Those guys are old school.
Sattakan: Who can tell me who was the first person to hit 50 in all of the servers when the game went live?
GQubed: school is for sukkahs
xMerciox: ML since first week of release >.>
*Rejex is offline.*
Illyria1: Nanohaxial?
Skull086: idk
TheBee: The live events team.
Delicho: Nano
Sattakan: Illyria is correct
Delicho: meh
GQubed: no her name was.
Delicho: too slow
GQubed: yeah
Stanislava: Nano
Sattakan: Who can tell me which female has the highest CQ count in all the servers?
Stanislava: Lyr
Delicho: Someone on Vector
TheBee: The Assasin.
Stanislava: Have to say my cap'n
Illyria1: :)
Sattakan: Stani is correct, the "bionic Legs" it is
xMerciox: Roukan?
Lezel: cqs don't mean shit to me so i dunno
Alucarla: lol
xMerciox: aha
Delicho: pfft Rouk
Stanislava: Roukan's given up the most cqs
Sattakan: Well Roukan is a girl
Skull086: I'd say Lyr, never seen a higher one then hers.
xMerciox: ./shrug lol
xMerciox: tough one.
Illyria1: :)
Sattakan: Roukan: I dress like a man in real life :(
EmeraldGoblin: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Skull086: But in all the servers idk/
Lezel: this is on dance dance revolution
sonoftheflame (shouting): later all!
Lezel: lol\
Skull086: Maybe Riac
Sattakan: Remember my question was "Real Female!"
Skull086: Oh well...
Stanislava: Riac might actually have more, wouldn't be surprised
*Seive holds hands with Lojix.*
Skull086: idk then.
xMerciox: Missillface
xMerciox: who knows.
*You take 3 points of falling damage.*
Lojix: we are grabbing each others asses
Lezel: lol
*You target [Elevator Panel]*
Seive: Only slightly.
*You begin to sneak.*
Delicho: How do you .. slightly grab someone's ass?
Skull086: Tell us Satta no one knows lol
Lezel: Lezel invokes some dance dance revolution.
Seive: Ever so gently.
Sattakan: Who was the most notorious female in MxO?
Xboxster: Very carefully.
Illyria1: Gothique
Sattakan: lol, Illyria is correct
Delicho: Subjective question.
Stanislava: Emma
Sattakan: lol
Skull086: Yea I'd say so.
xMerciox: Isn't that subjective?
Lezel: she don't play
Sattakan: yes it was
xMerciox: lol
xMerciox: k
Lezel: how can she be anything if she don't play?
Delicho: Their party, their rules? heh
Lezel: she's inactive
Sattakan: I said "was"
Stanislava: She don't play know after having her account banned
Lezel: lol
Sattakan: I miss Meduna
Lezel: i thought her and void were banging for little lesbo vampires
Stanislava: I miss some of the Sirens :(
Sattakan: She was shit in Beta
xMerciox: Mercio is ON AIR! Tune into RMC:Terminal, Bringing online games, to life. Type: /radio play http://www.rmcterminal.com/listen.asx
Stanislava: that was her and Vanil, aka Void jr
xMerciox: Have a request? Send me a tell and I'll get right on it!!
Lezel: i heard all the sirens had dicks
MetaLogic: back
*You stop sneaking.*
Sattakan: Thank you Mercio for being the DJ
Stanislava: some did
*You begin to sneak.*
MetaLogic: Well most of them did, that what Ebola told me
Sattakan: Especially at last minute
Lezel: lol
MadbentxR: Gosh, you carebears on Recursion have more drama than we do.
*You stop sneaking.*
Lezel: chicks with dicks
xMerciox: No problem, I love to DJ. :)
*You begin to sneak.*
Skull086: lmao
GQubed: hell yes we do
Stanislava: That we we bent :) but we love it lol
MadbentxR: I guess because you just can't kill who annoys you.
Skull086: Carebears!
MadbentxR: Thats what we do.
Sattakan: Chicks with dicks? who, who?
MadbentxR: ;p
Skull086: Vector has more carebears then any server lmao
*CAUTION: Agents are homing in on your location!*
Delicho: Ima a carebear.. I've never had various level 50's on hostile servers.
MetaLogic: Don't seem too eager there Satta.
Lezel: roukan, deviljenny,
Agent (shouting): You are not authorized in this area.
Sattakan: lol
Skull086: Wont even attack people and most complain when they are attacked. /tsktsk
Lezel: unholydesire
Lezel: who?
MetaLogic: MetaLogic invokes dance dance revolution as lame..
xMerciox: Have a shout out? Let me know!
Lezel: Lezel only really does it for a good cardio workout.
GQubed: Pick it Pack it Fire it up Come along, as we take Hits from the Bong
GQubed: ooo play that one merc
Skull086: Anyone that has a pvp macro isn't a carebear, anyone with more then 5k cqs isn't a noob. Anyone with over 3 k with less then 50 days of play time is cool lol.
Lezel: hits from teh bong
GQubed: She never complains, when i hit Mary - With that flame I light up the cherry
Lezel: lol
Skull086: Totally
Delicho: I'm a carebear nub.
Delicho: So what.
Lezel: takin hits from the bong
Lezel: lol
*Craint is offline.*
Lezel: i looove this song
Lezel: this is a badass party
Lojix: Lojix would like to give lezel a good cardio workout.
ShortCircuits: :)
TheBee: :O
MetaLogic: MetaLogic wonders if the whole room needs a cold shower..
Lezel: sure
TheBee: Hit the fire sprinklers!
Lezel: add sprinklers
TheBee: Wait, that would make everyone wet. XD
Lezel: wet tshirt contest
Skull086: Yeah anything to get away from mara ftw, doing it with your friends and other good people is always a +
Lezel: er..corset
Lezel: wet corset contest
Sattakan: Wet tshirt contests?
Lezel: lol
Idalia: lol
ShortCircuits: lol
Sattakan: Oh I wish
Lezel: you and me both
Sattakan: *Throws a water baloon at Lyr*
MetaLogic: Hehe
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: phrozen corset night ;)
Stanislava: why bother with the shirts?
ShortCircuits: lol
MetaLogic: MetaLogic throws a water balloon at TheUnsinkableMollyBrown.
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: *splash*
Skull086: It's more classy with shirts?
Stanislava: LOL
GQubed: I like nipples
Stanislava: not quite
Lezel: lol
*TheBee turns into a giant water balloon and explodes.*
Skull086: lol
GQubed: i meant to just think that.
MetaLogic: lol
Lezel: wet bra contest?
Lezel: wet panties contest :P
Lojix: I like GQ nipples
MetaLogic: Melon size contest?
Sattakan: How about the girls just getting wet?
GQubed: :O
TheBee: :O
Lojix: ...I meant to just think that...
Sattakan: uh oh, that didn't sound right
MetaLogic: Had to be done
Illyria1: lol!
Delicho: heh
Stanislava: What hl has that pool next to it?
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: o.O
GQubed: hehe I was 3rd in best dressed baby.
Lezel: lol
Delicho: Center Park East I think
Idalia: vauxton :P
Lezel: lol
Delicho: oh different pool
Stanislava: There you go, female duel contest there
Skull086: omgz my wish to make this place a hooters is coming true! omgz woot!
Idalia: lol
Stanislava: Aikido only, grab tactics no specials
Lezel: i like going to hooters
MetaLogic: Hooters rules
Sattakan: So does my son
GQubed: The devs should make us a mud pit for tournaments
MetaLogic: Which one?
Stanislava: LOL
Lojix: hooters is always fun
xMerciox: that would be sweet
Lezel: along time ago after pwning some hot wings and staring at some bigguns i bought a black hooters tank top
Delicho: Food sucks, women flirt for bigger tips.. why bother? If you want that, just go to a strip club.
xMerciox: Or like a big cage.
Sattakan: My little boy always has nice pictures with the hooters girls
GQubed: or Jello everyone loves jeloo
MetaLogic: hehe
xMerciox: A cage would be awesome.
Lojix: lol thats why you dont give a good tip
Delicho: I never do.
Lezel: i wanna cage dance
Delicho: Not there
MetaLogic: I just had a funny disturbing thought about that picture Satta. lol
TheBee: Dancing cages? O_o
Stanislava: LOL
Sattakan: lol
Sattakan: I posted it on the boards
Lezel: wearing gloves boots matching bracelets and a collar
Stanislava: leashes?
ShortCircuits: lol
Delicho: and handcuffs
GQubed: Fighting, dancing, just cages in general are nice lol
Sattakan: Hey, they changed this club
MetaLogic: How so?
Sattakan: These couches didn't used to be here
*Rifk whistles at BlazinWolf.*
Lezel: i made some bracelets into shackles
*Rifk whistles at BlazinWolf.*
Sattakan: In this fashion
Rifk: HAI
ShortCircuits: :)
Stanislava: You noticed that now?
Sattakan: yep
Alucarla: hehe
Lezel: with a chain with three latches on it
Lezel: so it can hook to my neck also
Sattakan: This is the club we made a smiley face in
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: ok guys... gotta go take more cold meds and lay down... god I pheel awful. I hate being sick phor Christmas. :(
Stanislava: Take care Molly
Idalia: awwe
Illyria1: Ok...hope you feel better, Molly!
xMerciox: Thanks for coming!
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: see you soon!
Sattakan: Awe, take care Molly
Delicho: Take it easy, feel better.
Lezel: later hun'
TheBee: Phluff? That you?
Lojix: lata molly
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: thank you all :)
Illyria1: That's Phluff.
Delicho: Yeah that's Phluff
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: yep, I bee phluff
MetaLogic: Happy Holiday Molly
TheBee: Yay! Phluff!
Sattakan: Hello Aq3nt
TheBee: ^-^
Aq3nt: Greetings
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: do I know you bee?
Stanislava: Hello Aq3nt
TheBee: Nope.
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: ok lol
Delicho: Hah
Illyria1: Hello Aq3nt!
TheUnsinkableMollyBrown: night all :)
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Lojix: Hey ag3nt
GQubed: He knows you *wnk wink nudge nudge*
Alucarla: Night Molly =)
TheBee: O_o
*MetaLogic tips his hat to jul1a.*
ShortCircuits: goodnigh molly take care
Skull086: Well I'm gonna go to sleep. Have fun everyone and have a merry christmas!
ShortCircuits: goodnight*
Lojix: Ag3nt make a guy sim to stand with my girl sim
GQubed: cay skull
Stanislava: Nights Skull
Illyria1: Cya Skull!
Rifk: night, baby
ShortCircuits: Goodnight Skull Take care
GQubed: What? Did someone say I needed more eggnog?.... ok brb
Delicho: Oh good idea. Brb
Sattakan: Now there is a girl I have not spoken to before. Hello Jul1a!
GQubed: Mr jones you son of a bitch.
jul1a: Sattakan
GQubed: I love that guy, we went to the barrio.
Lojix: Aww thats sweet
*Aq3nt is frustrated.*
Lojix: Now dance Ag3nt
Aq3nt: Im good, thanks
Sattakan: Aq3nt I have never seen you dance and enjoy yourself
MetaLogic: You just need to liquor her up, hehe.
Stanislava: There's the bar *points*
Sattakan: Give her some of that spiked eggnog
xMerciox: lol
Sattakan: She may go crazy though and start taking off clothes
Delicho: ...
Delicho: That's bad?
Sattakan: Not at all
MetaLogic: and that's a bad thing why?
Lojix: Thats usually how it works
Alucarla: haha well its always the quiet ones =P
Sattakan: The quiet and shy ones are the worst
GQubed: He is using jedi reverse psychology
Stanislava: Never heard Satta say bad and taking off clothes in the same sentence
Aq3nt: Lezel already has her pants off
Illyria1: lol
MetaLogic: Ok, by the order of Cryptos, all the women are to get drunk!
Sattakan: Where, where?
Lojix: Nothing wrong with two chicks with no pants
Illyria1: I would think Cryptos would rather have us get high.
GQubed: what about us drunk guyys?
Stanislava: lol Satta
Sattakan: Oh I se
GQubed: *hiccup*
Sattakan: I think that outfit looks best with no pants on
MetaLogic: Well no one listens to Veil outside of the Cypherite organization.
Sattakan: The other day sugaree and I....um, nevermind
MetaLogic: No no, spill it Satta.
xMerciox: Mercio is ON AIR! Tune into RMC:Terminal, Bringing online games, to life. Type: /radio play http://www.rmcterminal.com/listen.asx
Stanislava: What's that Satta? *spikes his Nog more*
Lezel: sweet
Lezel: tell us more
Lezel: made a porno?
Aq3nt: any contests?
MetaLogic: Story time with Satta!
GQubed: pron?
Lezel: Lezel wonders.
Lojix: I help the camera
*ShortCircuits waves to jul1a.*
Alucarla: lol, kiss and tell
Sattakan: Let's just say we played Santa and his little helper had a sleep over
MetaLogic: Hehe
Alucarla: Bow-chicka-wah-waaah
Stanislava: You know, usually not good if she refers to it as Santa's "little" helper
Sattakan: lol
MetaLogic: ROFL!
xMerciox: O.o
GQubed: :O
MetaLogic: Man Satta is getting pwned tonight
Lojix: heh
Alucarla: Oh thats bad Stani =P
Lezel: oooh
Illyria1: lol
Stanislava: I think dinghy chat is about to invade this party for some reason...
Lojix: Satta dont take that man
Lezel: wow
Sattakan: Sugaree: satta is unimaginably sexy
Sattakan: Sugaree: "the software that creates hardware"
GQubed: Statis9: gq smells like uber sex + yummy weed :P
GQubed: {:cffooaa}Bow {:cff00aa}Chic{:cff8765}ca{:cffob3d}Bo{:cffoooo}w{:cff8765}W{:cff00aa}o{:ffabab}w
MetaLogic: There's no dispute about his sexiness
xMerciox: haha
Lezel: then go fuck like jackrabbits and hit record
MetaLogic: We're just disputing about Satta's umm weapon size.....
Stanislava: uhoh, quote books coming out
MetaLogic: lol!
Lezel: lol
Sattakan: Sugaree: and satta knows better than anyone, the sultan of sexiness and suave
Sattakan: lol
GQubed: Thats my only quote :(
Lojix: heh let em know satta
Lezel: {:cff0000}Unafraid {:cff00aa}of {:cff8765}the {:cffab3d}fucking {:cffoooo}public {:cff8765}at{:cff00aa}La {:cff0000}rge
Sattakan: Don't make me pull out the quote book
Lezel: G made that for me
Stanislava: BlazinWolf: when you're good at it, you get a promotion from butt pirate to backdoor bandit
MetaLogic: Make sure the sock doesn't fall out with it.....
MetaLogic: :P
Lezel: i had horns set on macro
Stanten: Nice music Mercio
Illyria1: lol!
GQubed: rofl!
*Stanten bows his head to xMerciox.*
Lezel: and FMJ macros
Sattakan: lol
ShortCircuits: LOL
xMerciox: ty
BlazinWolf: LOL wtf
ShortCircuits: haha
Stanislava: Sattakan: Engage in all the pleasures you like
Stanten: Lyr nice party. You guys have fun and a good evening
Sattakan: Stanislava: Satta's my Big Bear, cause he big and cudly :P
BlazinWolf: i was gunna say i don't remember that but it sounds like something i would say
MetaLogic: Cya later Stanten
Illyria1: Thank you again, Stanten!
ShortCircuits: ^^
Stanislava: Take care Stanten, thank you again
GQubed: Goodnight Stanten.
Delicho: Seeya Stan
Lojix: latas
BlazinWolf: you the man stanten ^^
ShortCircuits: Goodnight Stanten
Sattakan: Thank you for coming Stanten
BlazinWolf: have a spanking xmas buddy
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