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Communications intercept. Transmission detected Mon 11th of Aug 2008 at 11:23 PM by Callandor. Communique follows:
*-------------------- Chat Logging Started -------------------------------*
*You target [Door]*
*You target [Door]*
*You target [Door]*
[Faction] Playdoh: zomg Dulu u impressed him
*Hyper-Speed is no longer boosting your movement speed.*
*Privaront is in The Matrix.*
strykre01: ...alt f4
[Faction] Duluxed: ?
cindylou0101: lol
*Silver: ...*
[Faction] Playdoh: he said something in system chat about u
*Sasword is offline.*
*Silver:...*
AIeckto: ...
Duluxed: Your graphics driver has stopped working but has recovered....
*You have successfully changed your RSI's mood.*
Duluxed: Well thats good to know.
strykre01: ntkvdlm has encountered a problem..
strykre01: Vista is now using
*Character data for Callandor has been written to the database.*
strykre01: wait no vista
Duluxed: Silver what are we looking for here?
strykre01: ummm
*Silver: Yes, that's it. Almost there, operatives!*
[Tell] To Syntax.8ayamo: Hacking something in Kedemoth.
Tohya: Run an antivirus on the dell box, who knows what...
Callandor: Holy smokes!
Tohya: what the fuck
*You target [Silver]*
*[Silver] is hostile.*
Duluxed: You've got the three rubbishiest hackers trying to hack a BBC here...
strykre01: hey silvers
cindylou0101: uh oh
Eggs1337: um
Duluxed: ah brilliant, we did something.
*Silver: ...*
Callandor: Was that the intended effect
Callandor: ?
*You target [Locale] the level 50 Master Knife Thrower.*
*[Locale] is friendly.*
Duluxed: ....Em yes....
AIeckto: Finally, we are making progress.
*Silver was just killed by ThePhantomPain.*
*You gained 12,529 experience from fighting.*
Tohya: Almost there? Im pretty sure thats THERE.
Callandor: Gosh.
*Silver was just killed by Locale.*
AIeckto: What the fuck.
strykre01: silver is this what u intended?
*Silver: This does give one a rather unique insight into one's own relative mortality.*
Tohya: So the program merged the sensory input of Silver's pretty face with the Simulacra basic code.
strykre01: pretty is a stretch isnt it?
Duluxed: It's gone nuts thats whats happened.
Callandor: Hey don't forget your 'end if' there.
*Character data for Callandor has been written to the database.*
AIeckto: I'm getting a little pissed.
Tohya: I say we're making progress. Except, of course, for an excess of twenty or so copies of silver.
*Silver was just killed by TheBruceter.*
*Silver was just killed by TheBruceter.*
*Silver was just killed by ThePhantomPain.*
*Silver was just killed by cindylou0101.*
*You gained 7,841 experience from fighting.*
Callandor: Oooh, someone tell them to 'evolve or die'!
Tohya: They're erratic as well.
*Silver was just killed by Playdoh.*
*You gained 90 experience from fighting.*
*Silver was just killed by strykre01.*
*You gained 11,971 experience from fighting.*
[Faction] Tohya: looks like the Smith gimmick all over again doesnt it?
strykre01: is this an act of war from silver?
[Faction] xMavinx: indeed
strykre01: or a programming error?
Tohya: I am pretty sure that was the program.
AIeckto: Now now, no need to point fingers at him.
*Character data for Callandor has been written to the database.*
Callandor: Hey, did you declare that variable or what?
*Silver: Hmph. As if you could see me.*
[Tell] To Syntax.8ayamo: What's Phil up to?
[Tell] Syntax.8ayamo: We're getting the painting
strykre01: lol nice call
[Tell] To Syntax.8ayamo: Dangit.. I can't be in two places at once :/
*Silver: Ah, yes, I think that's just about got it...*
*Syntax.Marias is offline.*
GDisciple: I think he did that cause he doesn't want to pay for that si he destroyed.
AIeckto: Are you sure? or another 20 sims of you going to attack?
Callandor: That's not right!
*You target [Silver] the level 55 Upgrade Maker.*
*[Silver] is friendly.*
Tohya: Now he's crossdressing.
*You point at Silver.*
Silver: Ah. Well done, operatives.
[Faction] B1aCkh4Ze: silver is a shim now lol
Silver: Eh?
ThePhantomPain: eh
xMavinx: lol nice look
Silver: ...
Duluxed: Ah was just about to say that...
AIeckto: This look is better..
ThePhantomPain: new look?
Callandor: Nice outfit Silver.
*Callandor winks.*
Tohya: Its a pain not having a body, isnt it?
Duluxed: Maybe the next one will be a cross between him and the sim...
Silver: Hmph.
cindylou0101: lol
Silver: I think that will be quite enough for today.
[Tell] To Syntax.8ayamo: We're getting silver a new body apparently.
AIeckto: That attitude fits your look.
*Silver taps her foot.*
strykre01: nice we made silver into a love doll
Tohya: Yes, you may need some... privacy right now, silver.
Duluxed: Looks like you got your Sim back GD.
*Duluxed points Silver straight ahead.*
Silver: Ugh.
*Silver shakes her head.*
Callandor: Hehehe
Silver: ...
GDisciple: the other one was better
[Faction] Tohya: I wonder if we should remind him to use the right bathroom
[Faction] Callandor: Do it!
AIeckto: Enough for the day?
AIeckto: Hardly anything was done.
Silver: Obviously, a rather less intuitive and more informed approach is called for.
Callandor: So you ... wanna try it out?
*Silver shakes her head.*
Callandor: Before finishing the job.
AIeckto: Activated a few sims.. and you're done.
*ContriK is in The Matrix.*
*Syntax.by0nd is in The Matrix.*
Silver: Hmh. Easy for you to say.
Tohya: Its safe to assume the program isnt only self-aware, but also capable of rewriting itself, adapting and copying... so, is it some kind of virus?
*Duluxed speaks no evil.*
JUD0: back
*Duluxed hears no evil.*
strykre01: i must say... are you busy after this?
*JUD0 blushes at Silver.*
xMavinx: yes like a virus we have seen before
*Duluxed sees no evil.*
*JUD0 whistles at Silver.*
AIeckto: ...
*JUD0 blushes at Silver.*
strykre01: because your bangin...
[Tell] Syntax.by0nd: :O
Silver: Excuse me.
[Tell] To Syntax.by0nd: bwahaha
Tohya: Reminds me of the stories of the Smith incident.
strykre01: Do you have a mirror in your purse?
Callandor: Hey, don't break it.
Duluxed: Think we might have broken the alt key...
Silver: I'm simply sending the program back to its secure server.
AIeckto: Heh.
Callandor: You can't put those brackets there!
Silver: We wouldn't want the Machines to find it here, would we?
AIeckto: Maybe we would.
ThePhantomPain: not at all
Eggs1337: it might kill them
Silver: The answer to that is "no."
[Faction] Tohya: someone quickly informed me, was there any update to the supposed neo rsi in the fight club since 06?
[Faction] Callandor: Haven't seen it lately but it was normal a month or two ago.
[Faction] Duluxed: there was a flock of seagulls and that was about it...
Tohya: The machines finding it would also happen if we used it in a bluepill, most likely.
Tohya: Silver, if I may...
*AIeckto disapproves of Silver.*
[Faction] Playdoh: Frujn whispers>CSR_CHROL_VECTOR whispers>Hello Frujn, GM Chrol here. Watch your language in area chat in the future please. I don't want to have to suspend your account for this.
AIeckto: tsk..tsk...
Callandor: So.. volunteers to 'interface' with Silver?
Silver: Yes, quite observant, operative.
Callandor: *giggle*
[Faction] xMavinx: lol
Silver: Hmph.
[Faction] Callandor: Chrol is cool.
*ThePhantomPain disagrees with AIeckto.*
Silver: If you'll excuse me, I feel the need to go freshen up.
AIeckto: For who?
[Faction] Duluxed: sounds like an evil overlord
*Callandor checks the console.*
Silver: ...
*Duluxed whistles.*
Callandor: Make sure you use the right room.
Tohya: Are you aware of the weird... green code in the shape of an RSI, in a fight club... I wonder if we could try interfacing that program and that ... apparition of sorts.
AIeckto: No answer?
xMavinx: filing in for persephone tonig aye? lol
AIeckto: AIeckto chuckles.
xMavinx: tonight*
[Faction] Callandor: stoled your joke <.