Archival Science Databanks
Communications intercept. Transmission detected Wed 16th of Apr 2008 at 07:44 AM by Othinn. Communique follows:
Smith Virologist
Requirement Set 1
Use this ticket to see the Oracle about the Smith Virus.
Requirement Set 2
If you don't need to use those special goodies the Oracle gave you against the Smith Virus, I'll swap you for one of these cookies she gave me. You'll feel right as rain after eating it! Also, it will cure the Smith Virus from you, if you've been infected.
Requirement Set 3
We can't leave any bits and pieces of the Smith Virus laying around. If you pick up any Smith Frags from the Smithlings who attack you, I'll trade you this special pill for them. It will give you a temporary power boost, similar to what you get from the Smith Virus, but without the icky side effects.
Requirement Set 4
Just say no to institutionalized violence with this "PEACE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 5
Stick it to The Man with this "PEACE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 6
Show them you aren't afraid to fight with this bold "WAR" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 7
Rattle your saber with this no-nonsense "WAR" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 8
You'll make plenty of friends with this "LOVE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 9
Nothin' says lovin' like this body-hugging "LOVE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 10
Ever get in one of those moods? Show them how you feel with this "HATE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 11
Sometimes it just feels good to be a hater. Indulge with this exclusive "HATE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 12
Everyone should have the right to choose this "CHOICE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 13
Make the right "CHOICE with this limited-edition T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 14
You will buy this T-shirt. It is an... "INEVITABILITY"--for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 15
They won't be able to escape this "INEVITABILITY" T-shirt for women! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 16
Make them face the consequences of their actions with this "CAUSALITY" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 17
There is just one law that governs this universe: everyone must buy this "CAUSALITY" T-shirt for women! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 18
Celebrate your "FREEDOM" with this durable T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 19
We'll take your Smith fragments, and you'll take our "FREEDOM" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 20
You know you want it--our fabulous "BLISS" T-shirt for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 21
It isn't ignorant to love this "BLISS" T-shirt for women! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 22
Carry a piece of Smith with you always--on the back of this collector's T-shirt for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 23
Don't we all have a little Smith inside us? Show him off on the back of this shocking T-shirt for women! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 24
It happens to everyone sooner or later, so why not embrace the future with this stylish "DEATH" T-shirt for men? Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 25
Put the fear into them with this concise "DEATH" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 26
You can be anything you want to be in this "DREAM" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 27
When you just don't want to wake up, try this "DREAM" T-shirt for women! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 28
Celebrate programs freeing themselves from the System with this "EXILE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 29
Even loners can look stylish in this sleek "EXILE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 30
When you just want to celebrate the sweetness of living, try this "LIFE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 31
"LIFE" is grand, and so is this form-fitting T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 32
Show off your unbeatable work ethic with this "MACHINE" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 33
Stick it to those carbon-based slackers with this "MACHINE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 34
Say it loud and say it proud in this "MAN" T-shirt...for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 35
Vive la différence in this "WOMAN" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 36
The logo of one of the world's premier software companies just happens to make an unbeatably awesome T-shirt for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 37
You can look down your nose at all the other code monkeys when you're wearing this T-shirt for women, exclusively licensed from Metacortex. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 38
Is your life an unbroken horror-show? Then you need this "NIGHTMARE" T-shirt for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 39
They'll wake up screaming when they remember how killer you looked in this "NIGHTMARE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 40
This is the good stuff right here: it's "PARADISE" in a T-shirt for men! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 41
Show everyone that you appreciate the greatest good in this "PARADISE" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 42
Doing hard time just got hot in this daringly dark "PRISON" T-shirt for men. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 43
You can't get much more butch than this stone-cold "PRISON" T-shirt for women. Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 44
You'd be surprised how hard it is to simulate plain white cotton; the overpowering blandness of this T-shirt for men goes great with anything! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 45
Dress down with a vengeance in this overwhelmingly palin white T-shirt for women! Its power scales by character level.
Requirement Set 46
If you need extra protection from the Smith Virus, you can't beat this special candy. Not only does it offer five minutes of immunity to infection from Smith Virus attacks, it also tastes great!
After trading for Requirement Set 1
Better hurry up and go see her! She's the only one who knows how the Smith Virus can be stopped from taking over the Matrix again! And don't worry, you can always come back if you need another ticket.
After trading for Requirement Set 2 and 46
If you eat that one, you can still come back and trade me for more!
After trading for Requirement Sets 3 through 45
Remember to come back if you find more of those Smith Frags!