Just for curisoity's sake, how much are these going for these days:

PDA

EMCP Device

Enhanced Holy Water / Wooden Stakes / Silver Bullets (normals, none of those mysterious ones).

http://www.konami.jp/kojima_pro/next/

A number 5 and lightning... Which almost certainly means Metal Gear Solid 5, with Raiden as the playable character. Sounds great!

Now, some people insist that's actually an S, and its a sequel to Snatcher, but... teasing us like that would just be mean.

I never thought it would happen.

Is it just me, or has the Admin forum post tracker been removed?

Cryptos has (as far as I'm aware) far more recorded dialogue than any other character in MXO.  I decided, as an experiment, to see if I couldn't piece together some of his soundbytes into something else - a song, for instance.

I'm still far from completing the lyrics, and have yet to sync it up with an instrumental, but I figured I could do with some feedback.  A demo of the lyric splicing should be uploaded shortly.

Uploading now. Here's 11.3 again to hold you over.

I'd like to obtain the following:

• Enhanced Dual FM-13SKs, 5% chance to cause dazed.
• Enhanced Dual Grischev R95s, 5% chance to cause dazed.
• Enhanced FM-13SK, 5% chance to cause dazed.
• Enhanced Twin FM-1100 Magnums, 5% chance to cause dazed.
• Enhanced Bormann 10k, 5% chance to cause staggered.
• Enhanced Cramer-seavy shotgun,5 % chance to cause Staggered
• Enhanced Ragaini Special Forces Shotgun , 5 % chance to cause Staggered
• Enhanced Lalone Am Sniper Rifle, 5% chance to cause staggered
• Silenced Lalone Am Sniper Rifle
• Silenced Twin Royer Terminators
• Silenced Royer Terminator 

We can work out a price, or you can take your pick from this list (one gun to one gun exchange rate):

Single Pistols:

Enhanced Harlick Arms 717, 5% chance of causing Staggered
Enhanced FM-1100, 2% chance of decreasing Melee Accuracy
Enhanced westtek 55za, 2% chance to cause enraged


Dual Pistols:
Dual Augmented Redpill Specials
Twin Fm-1100 Magnums
Enhanced twin fm-1100s, 2% chance to cause confused
Enhanced twin westtek 55zas, 5% chance to cause off ballance
Enhanced twin westtek 55zas, 5% chance to cause dazed
Enhanced twin westtek 55zas, 2% chance to decrease melee accuracy
Enhanced Twin Royer Terminators, 2%chance to decrease Melee Accuracy -10pts : 10secs
Silenced Twin FM-1100 Magnums

SMG:
Enhanced Grischev R95 5% to cause dazed
Enhanced Grischev R95, chance to cause confused
Enhanced Fm-13sk 5% to cause dazed

Dual SMGs:
Enhanced Dual FM-13SKs, 5% chance to cause dazed.
Dual FM 13SKs
Silenced Dual FM 13SKs
Enhanced Dual Grischev R95s 5% to cause off balance
Enhanced Dual Grischev R95s 5% to cause dazed
Enhanced Dual Grischev R95s, chance to cause enraged
Silenced Dual Grischev R95s

Rifles:
Silenced Bormann 10k
Enhanced Bormann 10k, 2% chance to decrease thrown damage
Enhanced Bormann 10k, 2% chance to decrease thrown accuracy
Enhanced Kessay AR1, 5% chance to cause staggered
Enhanced Cramer-seavy shotgun, 2% chance to decrease ballistic defense
Enhanced Cramer-seavy shotgun,5 % chance to cause off-ballance
Enhanced Ragaini Special Forces Shotgun , 2% chance to decrease thrown defense
Enhanced Ragaini Special Forces Shotgun, 5% chance to cause staggered



Sniper Rifles:
Enhanced Lalone Am Sniper Rifle, 2% chance to decrease ballistic accuracy
Enhanced Lalone Am Sniper Rifle, 2% chance to decrease viral accuracy
Enhanced Halsey Sniper Rifle, 2% chance to decrease ballistic accuracy
Enhanced Halsey Sniper Rifle, 5% chance to cause staggered  

Unbuffed, or no higher than level 6ish, please. Can pay either on recursion or syntax if that matters.

I was pleasantly surprised that the new cinematic was convertable to a more... flexible filetype. I'll be uploading a version with music (from Mxo's soundtrack) to Youtube shortly.

Hey, I found this screeny quite awhile back... and despite my best efforts, haven't been able to reproduce the fogless / colored city background. Anyone know how this is done?

And I loved it! Things I liked in particular:

• Multiple pages!
• Over a year later, and finally the inevitable joke about cheat codes in the river.
• Hovercraft battle tips? Sweet!
• A secret message for every organization - the Mervs haven't had one in ages, and the Cypherites haven't had one ever before.
• Able to email Aunt E.? Nice!
• Rarebit gets a columnist alter ego to replace Paul/Andres!
• A MST3K Reference!

Very well done! Looking forward to the next... here's hoping it won't be another year this time.

How much are shadow pills (and stacks thereof) going for these days? I'm looking to buy some.

At some point in the last 24 hours, the world officially became a better place.

 About a year ago, Red Vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles came to an end. 

 Yesterday, Rooster Teeth Productions announced...

Red vs Blue: Reconstruction

What I was able to gather from the trailer:

• Made with Halo 3 (duh)
• Appearantly set one year after the end of season 5
• That is the ship Tex, Omally, Tucker's alien child, Andy, and Shiela were aboard!!!!
• Deals with the freelancer program and recovery teams, which were detailed in the RVB miniseries, Out of Mind and Recovery One

Whoa.

I don't care if its just an April fool's day trailer... that's awesome. And AC is an Ubisoft game... as is splinter cell. Think about it.

 Alien Vs Predator.

Freddy Vs Jason.

Robocop Vs The Terminator.

This June....

Snake Vs Sam?

Oooh.

 Now, I'd never leave mxo... but this could be interesting. Imagine Splinter Cells, Ghosts, etc, being the different classes. All that fancy gear as loot - Tri-focal SC goggles and crosscoms and all of that.

Some of you should be familiar with the best fight scene ever made.

 Fewer of you should be familiar with my failed attempt to make it better.

 Well, i'm at it again, this time without spazzy editing. The only changes i'm making to the visuals are the "code stream" at the beginning (which is actually an unintended but cool file conversion error), and adding leterboxing.

 My main change is the sound - I'm adding in matrix sound effects and music.

 Here's a sneak peak - thoughts?

Anyone else hate trying to revert to a previous hair color and not knowing what your original was?  Would it be feasable to have a command that displays which pill numbers correspond to your current rsi in system chat?

Wow... very, very interesting.

I love the Intruder's voice, sounds like a Decepitcon from the G1 Transformers.

 His remark about deletion raises sooo many questions...

 As is whatever it is he's looking for, and whatever Morpheus has to do with all of this...

This may well be my most random video yet.

MXO: The animated series

 Zion has broken the cheat codes

Zion has broken the access node

Agent Gray has Broken...

Agent Gray Denies Responsibility

Agent Gray turns to the dark side

Agent Gray steals xmas

A glitch in the matrix

Fantasy Mission Team

Agent Gray's PSA

Agent Gray has been Decapitated

How 9.2 should have ended

Agent Gray III

Don't even think about it.

Rarebit Begins

Mxo: M rated cut

Undefeatable: Reloaded

My Intellevision: A tribut to the Intruders 

Well, I just saw it... easily the best videogame movie ever, but that's really not saying much.

The Good:

• It does a decent job of portraying 47 - he is very much the emotionless assassin from the games, with his own sense of dark humor.
• Features two characters from the games: Diana and Agent Smith
• Lots of weapons from the games are used (and appropriately, at that).
• He isn't portrayed as being good or evil (the trailers made him out to be a hero).
• The "protected by divinity" / "raised by a secret brotherhood of the church" nonsense was cut out - ICA all the way.
• The "love story"... really isn't.
• A line that could surpass Arnold's "stop whining" in terms of sheer awesome.

The Bad:

• They skip his origin. We get vague glimpses of it during the opening credits and thats it.
• The storyline is completely new. It is appropriate, but I'd rather have seen a direct adaptation of the first game.
• Parts feel Bourne-ish.
• Especially the music, it sounds just like the opening theme from Idendity. Jespyr Kid this is not.
• A completely random sword fight with other clones. Two look like him... and the other *really* stands out, but I won't spoil it - its just too funny.

I'm sure that if you don't know what I've done, you'll find out soon enough. Tonight I... I killed one of your comrades.  He hadn't had his jack reconfigured yet - no clue why Colt waited so long to extract him....

I'm sorry.

I thought I was better than this... but I'm not. I hunted him down and blew him away without stopping to think about it... and I hate myself for it.

I want it to be made clear that I was the one that gave the order to kill him. Not SIMLO, not the Watchmen... it was all me - those that trusted me meerly followed. Leave them out of this.

I know my appology is worthless to you. I know I can write off every last friend I had left in Zion, and nothing I do will ever change that. If you guys want revenge... I understand. Come and get me.

The other day I chanced upon a really weird rendition of the theme from Thunderball. On the plus side, it did a great job of describing the plot. On the other hand, it sounded aweful. I thought to myself "How could they take such a great concept and ruin it?" -  which was also a common criticism of the Unlimit storyline. And so... behold my latest madness.

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/831/831655p1.html

Well... better for them to take their time to get it right... *sigh*

Cryptos (new!)

The General (you probably haven't seen it yet!)

Why yes, I have finally lost it. Oh well. Here's the best thing ever, with an mxo twist.

Also, a non-Borat General tribute.

I noticed there was a lot of confusion on how to get involved, so I thought I might as well post this.

Rules on how to play

Register your ships here

And you sign up for battles here (may be getting a dedicated site in the future)

Trailer

 Teaser Trailer

Trailer 2

Come on, people.

Niobe - Raviola

Ghost - All lines cut.

Agent Gray - Beachhead

Danielle Wright - Raviola

Tyndall - Raviola

Flood - Starschwar

LED Agent - Beachhead

The Architect - Beachhead

Joe the Redpill  - Starschwar

Joe the Cypherite - Starschwar

Beyond Cinematics Reloaded...

Beyond Code Pulse Devices and You...

Beyond anything I've attempted before...

An epic parody of the game we all love.

Coming Soon....

...ish